Basically the female counterpart to my other SI thingy, but it's the warring states period. Madara and Izuna? Hell yesss
"Blinded by the sun, you're playing roulette with a fully loaded gun." -Strike Three(Ferry)
I finally finished coloring this random girl I drew in my sketchbook, leaning back and sighing in relief when I cracked my back. Pursing my lips, I thought about all I could be working on now; my stories, more art, finally cleaning up my room… Eventually, laziness won out and I heaved myself up into a standing position from my desk chair, trudging over to my bed and throwing myself on it. Laying face-first on the pillow, I closed my eyes and hoped from some reprieve from this absolutely boring reality that is my life, currently. Am I being dramatic? Yes. Do I actually hate my life? Nah. When I was beginning to contemplate whether I should get up to use the bathroom when I felt this strange tingly sensation all over my body- like pins in needles when your foot falls asleep but everywhere.
"What the fu-" I barely managed to get out before I felt the sensation of falling; the wind whipping around my orange hair- wait a minute. Before I could ponder the magical change in hair length and color, I felt myself colliding with something heavy- letting out an 'oof'. "Ugh…" I groaned, flailing my arms around till I had them planted on the ground either side of me and lifted my head to scan my surroundings. I blinked slowly at the shocked faces of what looked like ninjas mid-clash, frozen in surprise. I mean, I'd be too if I was minding my own business trying to stab a hoe when a girl appeared out of nowhere. I heard a muffled voice and looked down, dumbfounded to find I had landed on a random dude- my now generous cleavage suffocating him. 'I have small tits wtf?
"Izuna!" a rather sexy voice called, another person appearing before me and the unfortunate soul named Izuna who I crushed- why is that name familiar. I got on my knees and locked eyes with Izuna, lips open in surprise when I saw his eyes resembled the Sharingan from Naruto, tomoe spinning lazily in their depths. Izuna, Sharingan… either someone shoved some trippy stuff down my throat while I was sleeping or this was really happening- everything felt too real to be a dream. "You… saved me?" was the first thing that left his mouth, making me raise a fine brow. "Huh?" was my eloquent response, before I noticed that had I not landed on the boy Tobirama- Tobirama would've gutted him like in the story what's going on-
His eyes trailed down and he flushed a bright scarlet, letting out an unmanly squeak. Oh, he just realized he was drowning in titties. I felt a powerful presence leaning over me and glanced up, staring into the face of one concerned, confused, disturbed, Madara Uchiha. Both sides- Senju and Uchiha, were on opposite sides of the clearing now, Tobirama had retreated like a pussy when Maddie came running(although there were few of them- hardly anyone besides the Uchiha and Senju brothers). "Uhhhh, hi? Sorry I landed on your… family." I asked in a confused tone, slowly easing myself off the stiff Uchiha and pulling him up with me. I had no idea how I was doing this so easily since I have a hard time opening a pickle jar but I just rolled with it. Once I had dusted myself off Madara regarded me with an emotion I couldn't read, and it was also then that I noticed a shallow cut on Izuna's side- not at all the life-threatening injury it would've been without my fat ass landing on him.
Hashirama locked eyes with Madara, his quiet voice ringing throughout the destroyed clearing, "Why don't we end this- your brother almost suffered a fatal injury if not for this strange woman who fell from the sky." he said all this in a serious voice, obviously trying everything he can to try and stop the conflict. "Come on." the tree boy said, reaching out a hand to Maddie. Madara's eyes flickered between his brother and me- who were standing close together awkwardly before he seemed to move to take a step forward. "Wait, Nii-san." Izuna spoke up, gritting his teeth, "Have you forgotten these bastards killed everyone… killed the Uchiha?'' This was all hella awkward, so I inched a little closer to the still somewhat disoriented Izuna. He glanced my way and must have noticed my nervousness and confusion because he offered me a hesitant pat on the shoulder. By this point everyone's confused and serious, trying to get their point across without pointing out the elephant in the room(me) and not getting the chance to rant at each other. "Let's just end this war Madara!" Hashirama tried again, while I busied myself with looking at the cut in Izuna's side and wondering if I could heal it.
Hey, when you fall from the sky and land on an anime character in a different body when you were trying to take a nap, trying to pull some healing ninjutsu out of your ass isn't too far fetched. "You're bleeding." I pointed out to Izuna, poking his uninjured side. "Tch, it's nothing…" "Megami" my brain supplied automatically, making me flip out internally. That's the name of the chick I was drawing- I pulled it out of my ass and gave her orange hair and blue eyes. Does that mean I'm a random ass oc? Not even one with super magical powers? An orange-haired Uzumaki…
I groaned, great, I could've been my metal controlling albino baby boy but instead, I'm some random hoe now.
"I used to always cry and give up… I made many wrong turns… But you… You helped me find the right path… I always chased after you… I wanted to catch up to you… I wanted to walk beside you all the time… I just wanted to be with you… You changed me! Your smile is what saved me! That is why I'm not afraid to die protecting you! Because… I love you." – Hinata Hyuga
"I don't know which is more pathetic; the fool, or those who follow him." – Jiroubou
*Insert Lenny face here*