"Yeah right, Whatever." Said I.
I began my turn in earnest and drew five cards.
"I summon moon knight- Aeris!" A girly knight appeared, she was wearing a pink armor had big boobies. "Hahaha! Why would summon a gurl?" Gorin laughed at me. "Careful, This girl can kick serious booty cheeks!" I said to him. "Nani? The fuck?"
"Her effect allows me to summon a 'Sun-knight' monster!" I exclaimed. My hands were den slippery as I pulled out a card from my deck. I summoned it.
"Come on - Sun-knight Galapa!" Another night appeared from my deck. He was strong and had orange armor like a fruit, but he was strong too and had big muscles! "Haha! Why as re you summoning weak monsters! The girl knight only has 1800 attack power while the manly one has 2100! Those puny things can't even hurt my Junk much less my ancient gears!"
Gorrin laughed. I could tell he was a bully because he didn't even take this seriously.
" She's not weak and she's not helpless!" I SCREAmEd "What are you talking about her and her friend galapo or whatever his name is are helpess!" he said.
"Yeah…. Thats the thing about love and friendship! It never ends!"
"What the frack are you talking about?"
"I'm talking about this! I activate a spell card - everlasting friendship!" i pklayed a spell card from my hand. A light canme from the ground and shone b4rightly throughout the square as I did so.
"Woah….." Loydie was impressed. "Ahh!" The girl who I was trying to seemed impressed too.
"This card allows me transfer the attack power of one monster to another one!" My voice screeched. "What? That's fucking insane." Gorrin cursed.
"Dod dod od" the sound the ticker made as the attack power transferred from monster to monster. Galapo's attack power from 2100 tom 3900 in one turn!"
"What? Nooooooooooooooooo!"
"Attack! Sun knight galapo! Destroy his ancient gear!"
Sun knight pulled out his sword and charged af the mechanical beast.
"Ha!" He slashed the monster in hr caysing huge exposuins! I couldn't believe it! I won!