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"So it's agreed?"
Anko smirked happily, the mischievous and downright deviant glint in her eyes replaced by love as she looked at Sasuke. "Yep it's agreed."
Striding over to his purple haired lover Sasuke bent down and took her mouth in a bruising kiss, lips, tongue and teeth, the tangy taste of blood wetting their tongues as they pulled apart. Hooking her arms around his neck Anko allowed Sasuke to lift her up and sit her on his lap on the large sofa giving the open doorway a rueful glance.
"Three years offering to babysit and the time they finally relent is the time we need to be alone."
Sasuke gave a light chuckle, gently biting Anko's neck and with a murmur that gave her goose bumps and fired her blood said. "Then you'll just have to be very very quiet."
Three days later Ibiki frowned as he looked over the notes in his office, Kaida happily working on knotted twine, unravelling knots and re-knotting them in the same particular order sitting in her chair in Ibiki's office. With a scowl at the clock Kaida frowned in concentration small fingers deftly opening another knot when the door opened with a knock.
"Damn!"
"Angel don't curse!" Sakura frowned at her daughter, raising her eyebrow at Ibiki.
"And don't curse at your Mom Angel." Ibiki told his Little Angel, surprised at the fact.
Lower lip jutting out the burgundy haired girl held up the twine with a huff. "But I'm not finished."
Gently reaching over Ibiki took it from her hands and placed it safely in the drawer of his desk. "You can finish it off later Angel." With a smile he held out her pink backpack that was slowly being turned black by his Little Angel and her black marker, much to Ino's horror and ANBU's amusement, helping her put it on he looked up at his Hellcat. "You haven't seen Anko around?
"No, but Sasuke didn't meet us for lunch so they probably met at the compound for lunch." Sakura replied taking Kaida's books in hand and putting them into her backpack, smiling down as Kaida looked up at her.
"They're getting married."
"What?"
Sakura repeated her husband's question with amazement. "Angel what did you say?"
Kaida adjusted her backpack on her shoulders and looked up at her parents with a patient look. "It's Wednesday, Aunt Anko and Uncle Saskay were getting married on Wednesday. Aunt Anko said tom never visited and she got a blue stick, then Uncle Saskay started choking but he was actually kissing her, but Aunt Anko choked cos he had his tongue in her throat."
Ibiki and Sakura looked at each other, grins starting to stretch their faces as their Little Angel continued.
"Uncle Saskay opened the oven happy that Aunt Anko couldn't cook and gave her a box that was hidden there and said he got ages ago but now she was stuck with him anyway. Aunt Anko hit him and they started choking each other again."
With a roll of her eyes Kaida then exclaimed. "For ages!" Then they were talking about dobes, idiots and warnings and ANBU and they wanted a secret so they'd go to office on Wednesday and get married."
Ibiki gave a barking laugh as Sakura clapped her hands together and beamed, lifting Kaida up into her arms and giving her a big hug. "And how did you hear all that Angel?"
With a wide smile knowing she wasn't in trouble Kaida giggled. "It was nap time."
"And you weren't napping Angel." Ibiki gruffed with a smile.
"I did." Kaida sat up straight in Sakura's arms. "Aunt Anko started making cat sounds and Uncle Saskay had to tell her to be vewry vewry qwuiet – but Bugs Bunny wasn't there so I donno and then I got tired and went back to bed."
The confusion on Kaida's face had Sakura hiding her face in her daughter's hair, shoulders shaking with laughter as Ibiki tried and failed to hide his smirk
Finally calming down Sakura looked at Ibiki over Kaida's head. With a shit eating grin Ibiki rubbed his hands together , the action sending his wife into laughter and his daughter into giggles, even she knew that look meant fun, lots of fun, even if she didn't get understand what they did or how.
Two days later Ibiki stood before the ANBU patrol teams, Anko at his side as he handed out the mission rosters, Sakura entering the room, that was no longer kept lock due to Ibiki's paranoia. It was too costly with Sakura breaking them down and no force on earth would keep Ibiki from letting his daughter be with him. Handing out medical appointments and check-ups to various ANBU she got to Ibiki's side, nodding at Sasuke sitting with his ANBU partner and frowning as she looked at the clip board she had in her hand.
"I need to schedule an appointment Anko; you missed your check up last week."
Without even a flicker the purple haired woman took her schedule from Ibiki and turned to Sakura. "Yeah sure I'll drop in in a few days and make one."
"You haven't had one in a few months Anko, we can make one now. Better yet I can do it now if you come to the hospital with me." Sakura offered helpfully with a smile, handing Ibiki the full roster to set up cover and duties.
Pulling her leather jacket more comfortably on her shoulders Anko gave a shrug. "I have an interrogation in twenty minutes –"
"I'll take care of that Anko, you go with Sakura." Ibiki stood up straight, dropping the rooster into his files as he graciously gave Anko time for her check-up, pretending to miss the look she cast over at Sasuke who was making his way over to them.
"I have the wrong roster."
Turning to Anko Sakura smiled. "It's no bother Anko, it won't take more than half an hour." Finishing her sentence just in time to watch Anko pale as Ibiki looked over Sasuke's schedule.
"It says Uchih- ah sorry that's your wife's roster."
The entire room went silent at Ibiki's words, the large man looking down at the pale Uchiha who's only visible reaction was the widening of his eyes as he darted them over to his wife who was opening and closing her mouth soundlessly.
"Congratulations by the way."
This time it was Sasuke who opened his mouth and closed it without a sound. Sakura giving the two a blinding smile. "We have your wedding present at home; you should come over to dinner. I want to hear all about the ceremony."
Anko winced at the false girly tone Sakura injected into her voice at the end, Ibiki giving her an evil smirk as he pulled his Hellcat back against her chest, this was payback. Sakura's smile widened even further. "I'll have to get Ino she'll be so disappointed when I tell her and will want to know everything!"
Anko gulped at the horror.
"And Naruto Hellcat." Ibiki added, Sasuke and Anko meeting each other's eyes. They were evil.
The surrounding ANBU were listening avidly, a few wishing for windows to check if the sky was still up and not falling with the news, but many were hiding smiles and secretly pleased at the way their Commander and wife were treating the newlyweds – even if it was hypocritical, it was so much fun, evil fun.
Turning to Anko Sakura gave her a stern look. "You know eggs and raw fish aren't the best thing to be eating for lunch."
Anko looked at Sakura in confusion – eggs and raw fish- oh Kami, Anko's face paled even further as realisation hit her, Sasuke stepping to her side and placing a hand on her elbow as the vibrant and loud woman uncharacteristically stuttered.
"You . . . you . . . you know . . . know . . . you know. You Know!"
"You really should get that check-up, you must be sick if you're stuttering." Ibiki smiled gently at the two, remembering the awe he had felt during Sakura's pregnancy, ignoring the unease his ANBU were showing at his gentle smile.
"Yeah . . . okay." Anko weakly agreed, letting herself fall back against Sasuke. This was too much, way too much.
"It's okay, it can wait for tomorrow, you should go home and rest." Sakura smiled at Anko and Sasuke, standing to the side to let them pass her to the door only for Sasuke to stop and frown.
"You know. How do you know?"
With a condescending pat on the head Sakura chirped. "Never you mind. Go home and take care of your wife and I'll see you tomorrow."
Gathering his files Ibiki followed his second in command and her husband out of the room, his Hellcat beside him smiling triumphantly even as they whispered to each other.
"We should have a word with Angel though."
"She's a natural we can't tell her to stop Hellcat."
"No but just to be tactful and to know when to use what she learns."
As the door swung close Monkey held up her hand, her voice resigned, noting that many were coming to the same conclusion as she.
"No. I know, I know and damn but I don't want to."
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Dia Duit,
Well I hope you like this lol I found it funny. Can't wait to see what you think.
p.s. tom- time of month
Lots of love,
The Rose and the Dagger x x x