Disclaimer: This is a Marvel/DC Parody of TV Shows Aired in a Crossover Hero Franchise of South Park and Codename: Kids Next Door, which are owned by Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Tom Warburton, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, South Park Studios, Ubisoft, & Curious Pictures. (I messed up that order...) Any other heroes are made with their respective order.

What you're about to experience is a Miraculous Parody.

Call Me, Callgirl (Episode 1)(Miraculous Ladybug Parody)

Cast:

Wendy Testaburger as Callgirl

Stan Marsh as Toolshed

(Intro: Meet the Girl Behind the Screens)

Meet Wendy Testaburger, 10 years old and living in South Park, Colorado. She is not feeling good, however, recent times she would hide from her crush, Stan Marsh. An innocent boy who likes to learn about others. Little did Wendy know he was a Superhero like no other, also known as Toolshed.

Wendy is unlike any other girls. Instead of chasing after rich and/or popular boys, at night, she goes as a Vigilante named, Callgirl!

Whenever villains are there, there's no number to call, but Callgirl!

(Insert Intro of Miraculous Ladybug but with Wendy and Toolshed. Or a classic South Park Intro...)

(Episode 1: Hidden Love)

Wendy gets an alert on her phone about a Bank Robbery. She was about to head into class for her First Day of School, but duty calls!

Wendy was about to escape when she bumped into a short Australian Jock.

"Oi! Watch where ya going!" The boy rubbed the spot he was hurt with.

"Sorry!" Wendy ran off in a hurry when the crowd cleared up and found Stan Marsh talking to his friends. Wendy knows his friends.

There was Kyle Broflovski, a Jewish kid who is said wasn't normal as he wouldn't get near cold water, but then again, who would like to take an ice cold bath in the winter? Then there was the big, fat jerk, Eric Cartman. And finally, there was the poor kid of the group, Kenny McCormick. He wears an orange parka as others can't hear what he say.

The group made Stan the most normal of the group, but then Wendy snaoped out of it and rushed outside the school, past the Hall Monitors.

Cartman chuckled. "Hey guys! Kenny is SO poor he sells Legendary Cards for a Sandwich!" He continued laughing.

Stan suddenly, gets an alarm on his phone but it was a different ringtone.

"Oh snap, uh!" Stan looked both ways of the halls, before leaving his friends.

"Hey, where are you going?!" asked Kyle.

"To the bathroom!" Stan lied.

As Stan entered the bathroom and Wendy went behind a bush where no one can see her, they both morphed into their hero forms!

"Here I come!" Shouted the two vigilantes as they escape the zones and left campus!

At the South Park Bank, a bandit group called the Jokesters ran amok the building stealing money, but the police were nowhere to be found!

"Freeze, you crooks!" Shouted Toolshed as he lands with a grappling measuring tape hanging from the ceiling!

"Oh no! It's Toolshed!" Shouted a Jokester Member!

"You know crime doesn't pay, so don't expect a check from a bank!" Toolshed shouted.

"Wait, who's that?!" A Jokester pointed to another hero behind Toolshed.

It was a girl in a Superhero dress with phones around the belt on her waist! Her scheme color was Black Hearts (Pink with Black) with a Pink skirt, a Pink shirt with a Black stripe in the middle, a Pink bandit mask, some Pink stockings and some Black shoes! At first sight, Toolshed was in love with this girl.

"Look out!" The girl called out and tackled Toolshed out of the way of a Rocket! "Are you crazy! You don't fight villains while destracted!"

"I'm sorry..." Said Toolshed. "Who are you?!"

"Now's not the time!" Callgirl warned Toolshed.

"Wait! This is not a cosplay field! This is a crime scene!" Toolshed warned.

"Too late!" Shouted a Commander of the Jokesters, a male with tinfoil and make up and messy brown hair.

"Jeff, stop this madness!" Toolshed ordered.

"What's the matter, Toolshed?!" The Villain cackled. "Are you afraid you and this girl are going to die?! Don't worry! I'll make it quick and painless! Hold still!"

Jeff fired a round of bullets from his Uzi as the two heroes took cover.

Callgirl turned on her phone and starts playing on it.

"Hey!" Toolshed called out. "This is no place to be playing on your phone!"

"Who says I was just playing?" asked Callgirl.

Suddenly, Jeff gets a phone ring from his mom. He turns it on and suddenly, the phone exclaimed, "PHONE DESTROYER!"

The phone self-destructed on Jeff's face, making him lose balance and firing his gun to a ceiling fan which crashed on him!

"Now!" Callgirl pulled out a big Pink Baton with two phones, one on each end and starts hitting the Jokesters with it.

Toolshed rushed in as well with his drills poking every villain grunt!

Callgirl tripped over a grunt while taking a blinding picture of them as soon as the baton hit them on the face!

Toolshed throws a screwdriver like a Kunai to a Jokester with a gun to disarm them and have their shirt caught in the wall as tje screwdriver bites the fabric of the grunt's clothes into the wall!

"Oh no! My favorite shirt! I can still save it!" Shouted the grunt.

Callgirl and Toolshed kept fighting on and on until the grunts were defeated.

All that was left was Jeff, who escaped the live ceiling fan!

"You may have stopped the grunt this time, Toolshed and Female Vigilante! But you're not capturing me alive!" Jeff taunted the two.

"Oh no you don't!" The two ran up to Jeff and tied up his body in a rope.

Police sirens sounded off and were getting louder by the second.

"Well, let's go!" Callgirl alerted. Toolshed looked at Callgirl as he was in front of her. "Toolshed? TOOLSHED!"

"Waah!" Toolshed snapped out of it as he hooked up into the vents to escape with his grappling tape!

The two escaped into the vents that led to the back as Toolshed opened up the Vent Machine, getting him and Callgirl out.

"Well, we worked well as a team!" said Toolshed as he raised his hand out to shake hands with Callgirl, but Callgirl looked back with a serious face.

"You seriously would've gotten yourself killed, TWICE!" Callgirl barked. "You are such an idiot! What if a woman was the villain, you would get distracted, would you?!"

"Look, I'm sorry-" Toolshed apologized but was cut off.

"I'm not the one you should be saying sorry to! You nearly vosted your own life!" Callgirl leaped above a building and ran away.

Toolshed looked at a reflection of himself in a puddle, but as soon as a helicopter swung by, Toolshed begins to run away.

After changing clothes back at school and returning to normal, both heroes went their ways. Stan was looking down however, as his friends came to cheer him up.

Wendy came by and seen his face as Stan looked depressed.

"Oh you poor soul! What happened to you?!" asked Wendy out loud. The group of boys looked at Wendy. "Oh dear, I said it out loud!"

Stan continued to look depressed.

"Um, I wouldn't be talking to him if I were you." said Cartman. "He said he's been feeling down, but I think he's been down since a girl shamed him." It made Wendy sorry for Stan, even though she doesn't know what happened. "He only gets this way when a girl he likes hates him or breaks up with him."

Wendy then walked up to Stan and wipes his tears.

"There there..." Wendy smiled lightly to cheer him up. "You're okay... You're a strong boy..."

"Who are you?" asked Stan.

"Oh, my name is Wendy. Wendy Testaburger." Said Wendy as she held out her hand, but Stan ignored Wendy and ran away, hiding his tears.

"Oh no..." muffled Kenny. "Stan has a crush who hates him..."

"Oh no..." Said Wendy. "Well whoever this girl was, she doesn't deserve him!"

"Dude, are you trying to hook up with him?!" asked Kyle. "His heart may take months after getting over with one person! If he doesn't see her again, he'll forget about her! But untill then... He's in love with someone else..."

This made Wendy sad...

Back at night, Wendy and Toolshed were holding back tears and were moving on.

"Oh Stan..." Wendy sobs. "I wish I was there with you.. I'm just so busy... If that **** of a girl EVER shames you again, I'll stoem her house and shame her! I'll do anything for you!"

Meanwhile, Toolshed was looking out for the town. "I could've been a better hero... But my heart, it beats faster when you are here... I can change to a better hero, I just need help... I'm nornally best when I'm alone... but-"

"I can't do it without you..." Wendy envisioned Stan.

"No matter what happens..." Toolshed envisioned Callgirl.

"I love you..." The two hug their imaginary crushes as now it may seem impossible to please.

Love at first sight... broken...

(End Episode!)

(Ending Theme: Love For Two, Key B Major)

Callgirl: OoOo~

Toolshed: WhoaAoah Whoa~

Callgirl: Can't find to heart to replace, the one who fits in~

Toolshed: Maybe I'll find the one who heals me from within~

Callgirl: Everyday I try to stay pure, yes it's true~

Toolshed: Cuz my heart belongs to only you~

Callgirl & Toolshed: And it hurts to know that if others hurt you,

You're my sunshine and light when my heart turns blue,

No matter what comes next, or that I might do,

My hearts belong to you~