Call Me, Callgirl (Episode 2)
Cast:
Wendy Testaburger as Callgirl
Stan Marsh as Toolshed
(A/N: The Theme Song is not ready yet, oof.)
(Episode 2: Jumping to Conclusions)
Wendy was studying while her dad was watching TV Sports about kickboxing in Wendy's school.
"Roland Muscle with the uppercut! But Neil Portman with a perfect dodge, aiming for the kick! BUT OH, Roland Muscle caught the kick! Goes for the uppercut again! AND OOH! Neil Portman is down! Counting down..." The announcer announced as the crowd and Wendy's dad begins counting down.
10... 9... 8... 7...
"So the radius of the circle is 4... Now we need to..." Wendy was drinking some Blue Tropical Punch and suddenly.
3... 2... 1.. 0!
DING DING DING!
"KO!" Wendy's dad cheered, scaring Wendy into spilling her juice, but her super reflexes pulled her homework away from the spill.
"DAD!" Wendy called out. "You almost made me spill juice all over my homework!"
"Sorry sweetie..." said Wendy's Dad, embarrassed of his actions, "My favorite fighter has won the championship... I didn't mean to scare you..."
Wendy sighs. "It's alright, Dad... Just don't ever do that again while I'm doing homework..."
"Hey, why don't you do your homework in your room, young lady?" asked Mr Testaburger.
"There's a leak in the ceiling in my room..." Wendy replied.
"Oh... Well, I guess you can do your homework in your friend's house." Mr Testaburger replied as he got his phone to call his friends, who were also the fathers of their own daughters, not one of them a son. To make things easier, he group called. "Hey! Um, can my daughter study at any of your houses?... What?! You're watching the game as well?! You saw that Roland kid beat that Neil guy?! That was awesome!"
"DAD!" Wendy called out.
"Oh! Right!" Mr Testaburger snapped out of his thrills and got serious. "We need a place for my daughter to study!"
Suddenly, Wendy gets an alarm on her phone news about a crime alley, meaning a multiple crime spree, in South Park Mall.
"Dad! It's okay! I'll study in my room!" Wendy alerted her dad.
"Nonsense! You shall be studying at Mr Love's residence!" Mr Testaburger packed Wendy's stuff.
"Then I'll go on foot." Wendy gave her dad a kiss on the cheek and made a run for it out the door.
Mr Testaburger went to check on his daughter out the door and she was gone.
Wendy was up on the roof. With no one AND nothing in her sight, Wendy transformed into Callgirl!
On the South Park Mall, Toolshed was already there, barricading the exits with steel plate walls on the windows and doors.
"That should keep the Villains inside so nobody can escape!" Toolshed looked proud.
"I thought you might be here..." Callgirl sighed as she remembered the last battle. "I never thought the Legendary Toolshed would be a sloth, but finally, he makes it on time!"
"I was minding my own business..." Toolshed scratched the back of his head. "And next thing you know, some guy bashed into the table and snapped it in half! I heard of the South Park Prodigy League being entertaining, but I never thought it would be THIS hyped. And hey, I didn't get your name."
"It's Callgirl..." Callgirl rolled her eyes. "Look, let's split up! I'll go above and you find a way inside your barricaded mess! Got it?"
"Okay." Toolshed looked away and rushed into a vent while dismantling any vent fans that came by as Callgirl jumped above the mall by climbing ledges on the front of the mall.
Callgirl came by and opened up a window through the top, sliding down to an elevator's reach, came down from inside the elevator and exited out.
Callgirl ran, looking for any victims as she found out where the shoppers are hiding. The shoppperes were inside a locked store of an abandoned Sears.
Toolshed came out out of the vents and found a couple of crooks.
"Hey! Where's your friends, Toolshed?!" asked a grunt.
"I don't need my friends to deal with scum like you!" Toolshed takes out some Wind Up Cars with Bombs, loads them and sends them to the running grunts as they took cover.
Callgirl was then ambushed by a sneaky grunt! Callgirl used her Selfie Stick to smack the dirty runt off her! She sighs as she ties the hands of the fainted crook with a strong knot with a pink ribbon.
Callgirl then began looking for something to break through the walls of the Mall for the Shoppers to escape. "Darn it, Toolshed!" Callgirl muttered to herself when there was a sound of a big crash on the wall, and it sound like it came from the middle of the mall, also known as the Ice Cream & Cake Shop.
"The Dessert Shop!" Callgirl and Toolshed finished off their tied grunts with a hit from something powerful.
"Where is she going?!" Asked a paranoid victim from the group of shoppers locked behind the Sears safety doors. He was slapped quiet by another shopper.
Callgirl and Toolshed met up in the middle where they saw the Ice Cream Shop raided by... A small blonde Aussie? This was no Aussie. I was the one and only, Roland Muscle, aka the one who won the championship fight!
"Roland Muscle?!" Asked Toolshed.
"What are you doing here?!" The Aussie held his Milkshake.
"The question is: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN A CRIME ALLEY?!" Callgirl screamed.
"What, I can't enjoy my day off before another big league?! Pssh!" Roland finished drinking his milkshake.
Suddenly, he gets tied by a sling rope!
Callgirl and Toolshed looked at the door that the rope came from and it revealed another commander, but it wasn't from the Jokesters!
"Carjack?!" Toolshed looked at the Supervillain in fear that he has a prized fighter in his reach.
"Sorry, Toolshed! But this money making prodigy is mine!" Carjack begins to reel in the rope with Roland in it.
Callgirl then plays on her phone again.
Toolshed was about to repeat about last time, but what happened last time made him stop.
Carjack's phone begins to ring.
"What is it now?!" Carjack answered.
"PHONE DESTROYER!" The virus made Carjack's phone self-desctruct on his hand, flinching him.
While Callgirl puts her phone away, she looked at Toolshed who is combining pipes from the Snowcone Machine to a Snow Drop Maker with his tools!
"Have a snack!" Toolshed fires cold, sharp snow crystals to Carjack, cutting his rope to smithereens, and Roland was free!
"Thanks bud!" Roland got up and cracked his knuckles and marched onto Carjack. "You don't sneak up on Muscle like that chump!"
And then... Roland begins hitting Carjack with everything he has! Callgirl and Toolshed flinched after every hard bruise and a sound of rattling bones from spine crackings.
After that Carjack was barely able to stand up, as he broke character and revealed his true identity.
"Neil Portman?!" asked Roland. "You're a Villain?!"
"I... think we should get out of here..." Callgirl insisted.
"But before we go!" Toolshed built one last Wind Up Car Bomb, loads and, and made it roll to free all the shoppers by blowing up a hole in the wall! "Now let's run!"
Toolshed grabs Callgirl and grappled up from above the mall with his measuring tape!
"Hey, where are you-" Roland was handcuffed as well as the rest of the shoppers who ran away by the police!
"Any sign of him, sheriff?!" asked a commissioner.
"None... Toolshed is gone, sir..." Replied the sheriff.
Callgirl and Toolshed fled the place and escaped into the normal, peaceful mountain town center of South Park.
Callgirl and Toolshed lied down on a roof, catching their breath.
"What an adventure..." Said Callgirl, sweating but cooled off by the town's cold weather.
Toolshed fans himself as he sweats. "Tell me about it..."
"Well, you weren't so bad after all, kiddo." Callgirl teased.
"Hey! Stop that!" Toolshed blushed and pats Callgirl's left arm as he is lying down next to her. "You know, it was such an honor fighting you."
"I should be the one saying it." Said Callgirl. "You're the towns original protecter, right?"
"But you did better than I can." Toolshed admitted.
"Not today I had." Callgirl giggled as she noticed something of her. "Hey, are those tools?"
"Yes, I've been infused with these tools since I got these powers." Said Toolshed.
"Can you do a favor for a fan of mine?" asked Callgirl as she slid off a roof and gave coordinates to Toolshed via News Hotline.
Before anyone saw her and Toolshed was a few blocks away, Callgirl changed back into Wendy from inside her room, which still had a leak.
The doorbell rang as Mr Testaburger opens it to find Toolshed.
"Hello, may I help you?" Asked Mr Testaburger.
"I'm here to fix the leak." Said Toolshed.
From telling the real tools, Mr Testaburger lets Toolshed in to fix the roof.
After dissection of the ceiling inside Wendy's Room. It's found out that her room has collected rain water from a hole in the roof.
"Here's the problem." Toolshed poked his finger into the cut of Wendy's ceiling and felt the cold chilling air from outside. "The roof has a hole. There isn't a thing I can't fix!"
After a few seconds outside, Toolshed fixed the roof and water proofed it by adding fire pad roof tiles onto the house, to prevent the roof to collapse from water seeping into the wood.
Toolshed wipes the sweat off his brow.
"Here." Mr Testaburger tried paying $300 for the roof fix.
"300?" asked Toolshed.
"You want more?" asked Mr Testaburger.
"Isn't this too steep for a roof fix?" asked Toolshed. "No need for payment, your family's gratitude is all I need."
Wendy hid behind a wall as Toolshed grappled away into town.
The next morning, Wendy walked to class.
Wendy yawned as she was tired from waking up early to finish her homework, and from the hallways, she saw Stan Marsh talking to his friends.
"And I felt good ever since." Said Stan.
"Wow, lucky you, Stan..." Cartman mocked Stan.
"Yeah, lucky you!" Repeated Kenny.
"She even teased me, playfully! I can't wait to go out nights with her again!" Stan said excitingly, but it made Wendy sad.
Wendy must think that Stan's crush came back.
Stan and the group walked across the halls near Wendy.
"Hi." Stan said to Wendy.
"H - hi..." Wendy blushed and looked away.
The boys screamed as Stan's result, making Wendy blush even more.
"Stan's the winner!" Kyle cheered as the group leaves.
"What was that?" Wendy asked herself. "Did his friends just..." She leaped with joy as she was finally noticed by her crush!
She then rushed to her next class in joy.
"I can't wait for tomorrow!" Toolshed and Wendy thought about the next time they can hang out with Callgirl and Stan.
(End Episode!)
(Ending Theme: Love For Two, Key B Major)
Callgirl: OoOo~
Toolshed: WhoaAoah Whoa~
Callgirl: Can't find to heart to replace, the one who fits in~
Toolshed: Maybe I'll find the one who heals me from within~
Callgirl: Everyday I try to stay pure, yes it's true~
Toolshed: Cuz my heart belongs to you~
Callgirl & Toolshed: And it hurts to know that if others you,
You're my sunshine and light when my heart turns blue,
No matter what comes next, or that I might do,
My hearts belong to you~