Call Me, Callgirl (The Miraculous Ladybug Parody TV Show) Episode 3

Cast:

Wendy Testaburger as Callgirl

Stan Marsh as Toolshed

Featuring "Coon and Friends":

Eric Cartman as The Coon

Kyle Broflovski as Human Kite

Kenny McCormick as Mysterion

(Episode 3: Hot Dreams)

It was nighttime, and Stan was sleeping in his house. No crime, no trouble, no alarms... Just a peaceful night where he can relax.

There was more he could've dreamed on about. Fame, fans, and kids who cosplay as him. Not as him, though, as his alter ego, Toolshed. No one knows his identity...

But only 3 know, and that's his friends he hands out with in school: Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCormick. Isn't it great? Well, it is.

As others may not know it, his friends are actually Superheroes as well. The cool Coon, the helpful Human Kite, and the undying Mysterion.

Suddenly, Stan gets a call from his phone, and he answers it.

"Yes?" he asked.

"What are you doing now?" asked Cartman.

"Sleeping..." Stan replied.

Soon enough, calls emerged within this one.

"Dude! You gotta try the Lavender Candle that lady gave us! We can dream of ANYTHING!" Kyle said as he was thrilled.

"Anything?" Stan looked at the candle inside of a glass box that he was given.

"Yes! Anything!" Kenny lit his candle already and began sleeping.

"Well, alright..." Stan got up, unwrapped his Candle and lit it up with a match he got from his dad.

The boys activated each of their candles and slept well.

However, the boys were not the only ones who received a candle.

Over by the Testaburger residence, Mr Testaburger lit a candle of Lavender that looked similar of that from the boys.

Wendy was groaning from the lack of sleep. "Dad... I must complete my homework..."

"You need rest, my lady!" Mr Testaburger ordered. "Tomorrow will be a big day for you."

Wendy can already smell the scent of the candle and slowly began sleeping. "Goodnight.. Dad.."

Mr Testaburger gave a kiss on Wendy's forehead. "Sweet dreams, my princess."

Mr Testaburger closed the door after he left the room.

A few minutes later, Wendy awoke with a sweet dream of fans cheering her on as she was holding Pom Poms.

"South Park Cows! South Park Cows!" The crowd cheered. Wendy looked through the crowd and saw Stan.

"Wendy! Wendy! Wendy!" Stan cheered, making Wendy blush.

"Come on, Wendy!" said Lola, "Let's show South Park Elementary what we're made of!"

Meanwhile, Toolshed was upon a building watching the city.

When suddenly, Toolshed gets tackled by his friendly neighbor, Callgirl, as they both rolled onto the snow.

Toolshed landed on top of Callgirl, pinning her by her arms onto the snow.

Callgirl giggled. "You know you have beautiful eyes for such a Superhero."

"I, uh, like your hair?" Toolshed tried flirting back.

Callgirl giggled once more. "You're SUCH a charmer!"

Toolshed looked at Callgirl as she looked back. They both kissed.

Back to Wendy, after cheering, Wendy posed with her cheermates as the South Park basketball team scored!

The crowd goes WILD as Stan rushed to Wendy to carry her in his arms and spun her around.

"You have such a positive energy, Wendy! I love it!" Stan nuzzled against his girl.

Wendy blushed. "Th - thank you, Stan..."

Wendy reached in as Stan and Wendy kissed.

Human Kite was enjoying his dreams as Mysterion was, doing whatever we wants.

However, the only one who DIDN'T got what he wanted, was The Coon.

"COME ON! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD!" Coon ordered as the dream couldn't support to have many gods kneel before him. "GRAAAAAAAHHH!" The Coon clawed everything in his path until he ripped a hole in the air. "Huh?" He ripped it even more, and found his friends inside a box with nothing inside. Just a black box! "Oh no..."

"Foolish Raccoon!" Shouted an evil feminine voice. "I had you the minute you were sent here! Why haven't you been trapped in my dream boxes?!"

"You call THIS a dream box?!" Coon showed a fabric of what he wished for.

"Oh no, you're one of those generic fatties who want more..." The voice was surprised that the Coon wasn't in love with anyone but himself, not a clone of him, but his own body, mind and soul.

"What are you planning?!" Asked the Coon in a heroic tone.

"It's simple," the villain appeared. She was a tall black cloacked queen with a black dress and long wavy hair. "I feed on the joy of those who secretly lust for their own desires! And with that energy, I'll keep draining the life force of everyone who sleeps and I shall soon grow to a goddess!" The villain cackled.

"You won't get away with this!" The Coon ran away to use his claws to cut away the box lines that kept his friends in. "KYLE!"

Human Kite was surrounded by the cheer squad as they were cheering him on, who they turned into shadow beings to surrou the Coon.

"Cartman?!" Human Kite was surprised to see him, and see him again as he was in danger. "Kite Typhoon!"

Human Kite flew around in a circle and splashed an air wave at the shadow beings, which swept them away.

"We gotta get out of here!" The Coon warned.

"Let's check on Kenny!" Human Kite alerted.

"I'll get Kenny, you get Stan!" The Coon ordered.

"Take care!" Human Kite flew away out of the box as he crashed into Toolshed's box, ripping a hole in it.

Inside, Human Kite can see Toolshed kissing a girl in a costume in the snow.

"Stan?!" Human Kite stood shocked.

Toolshed stopped kissing Callgirl. "Kyle? What are you doing here?"

"Stan! This is all a trap!" Human Kite warned. "The girl you're kissing isn't real!"

"Of course she isn't real!" Toolshed fought back. "It's a dream!"

"You don't understand!" Said Human Kite. "Your happiness is fueling some evil villain!"

"WHAT?!" Toolshed looked at Callgirl, who morphed into a shadow monster as Toolshed leaped back crawled away.

"Take this! Wrath of Kite!" Human Kite blasted a triple beam of energy to the Monster, turning it into dust!

"Stan! Kyle!" Mysterion rushed into Stan's box with The Coon. "I barely remembered! There's five candles that the lady had! We gotta find the find Butters!"

"Wait a minute!" Toolshed replied. "If Butters got one, he would've told Cartman already!" And then it hit him as he ran out of the box. "I'll be right back! You guys stay here!"

"Where are you going, dude?!" asked Mysterion.

Back in Wendy's dream, the Cheer Squad, the basketball players, and the crowd, except for Stan, turned into shadow Monsters.

"What the heck?!" Shouted Stan and Wendy.

Wendy blushed as she transformed into Callgirl in front of Stan, which amazed him.

"Wendy! You're a superhero?!" asked Stan.

"Yes I am!" Callgirl admitted. "Stay behind me and I'll protect you!"

"No! I'll protect you!" Stan rushed into the crowd and started beating up the monsters.

Callgirl was amazed, when suddenly, Toolshed appeared through a tear in the air. To be even more amazed, Toolshed saw his original form fighting the monsters, not sure of what happened

"Callgirl!" Toolshed called out. "You gotta get out of here!"

"Toolshed?!" Callgirl was surprised.

"Callgirl! Get away from him! He's another shadow creature! He's not real!" Stan warned Callgirl.

"Oh yeah?!" asked Toolshed as he got closer to Callgirl. "If I'm not real, does THIS feel real?!"

Toolshed grabbed Callgirl and kissed her. Callgirl was surprised by this kiss. Her heart belonged to Stan, not this clown!

"NOOOOO!" Stan morphed into a shadow monster after being angry.

"Oh no you don't! Screwdriver Shot!" Toolshed threw one of his screwdrivers as a kunai and slayed the shadow monster!

Callgirl looked down and begins to tear up. "Who... JUST WHO dares to play with my feelings?!" Callgirl got angry as she stomped to Toolshed.

Toolshed backed away slowly. "Look! My friends are outside, waiting for us! I'll explain on the way!"

"I get the picture..." Callgirl grabbed Toolshed's hands as they both ran out the box and meet up with Coon and Friends.

Toolshed's friends saw Callgirl on her way with him.

"Who is THAT?!" asked Coon with a slight annoyance.

"Guys, this is Callgirl. Callgirl, these are my friends. The Coon, Human Kite, and Mysterion." Toolshed introduced his league.

"How original..." Callgirl was unimpressed.

"You fools had made a mockery of my powers!" Said the giant villain.

"Your powers are to exploit others from their dreams?!" Callgirl shouted with fury. "You should be ashamed of yourself!"

"Callgirl, I know I barely met you, but since when does a villain feel shame? Hm?" asked Coon.

"He's right!" The villain cackled. "I, the Dark Void, will devour all the dream energy of this town to grow larger and larger until I can devour the world into darkness!"

Mysterion coughed. "Gross!"

"But now that you stopped me! I'm going to smother you pests into ashes!" The Dark Void blazed a black fire into the air!

"Alright! Full Power Attack!" Coon ordered.

"Laser Eye Beam!" Human Kite zapped a beam to Dark Void as she took damage!

"Drilling Bulldozer!" Toolshed drilled into the ground which sprouted out a drill from the bottom of Dark Void!

"Callgirl! Your turn!" Coon ordered.

Callgirl played on her phone. "I can't! She doesn't have a phone!"

"What do you mean?!" Asked Mysterion as everyone took cover from a Fire Blast!

"We need to find a way to shrink her!" Shouted Human Kite!

"You puny heroes can't stop a goddess!" Dark Void taunted.

Toolshed begins meditating.

"Toolshed! What are you doing?!" asked Callgirl.

Suddenly, a giant jackhammer appeared as Toolshed controlled it and rams the running machine into Dark Void!

"GAH! How did you do that?!" Asked Dark Void.

Toolshed looked at himself. "Because I desired the most in my dream! If I can dream that I can kiss my crush, then I can dream for this!"

Toolshed's wish came true as a dozen large phones appeared and surrounded Dark Void.

"PHONES?!" Dark Void cackled. "Is that the best you can do?!"

"Now, Callgirl!" Toolshed ordered.

"Right!" Callgirl played on her phone again. "Take cover!"

The heroes ran away to hide behind a dream box!

"PHONE DESTROYER!" The phones blew up Dark Void with a lot of energy that light penetrated through the darkness!

After ten seconds of an explosion, everyone looked at Dark Void, who was unharmed due to her power shield...

"YOU FOOLS!" Dark Void began charging a black hole in her hand!

"What do we do now?!" Asked Coon.

"Come on, Toolshed! Think of something big!" Callgirl cheered Toolshed on!

"That's it!" Toolshed got the idea. "Everyone! Hold on tight!"

Toolshed began meditating again and focused hard enough to make his wish come true!

And soon enough, every one of the heroes grew giant!

"Oh no..." Dark void looked at the odds as they're not in her favor...

"Let's get her!" Coon ordered as everyone charged to attack physically and started grounding the villain into dust with every damage she takes!

"No! No! NOOOOO!" Dark Void began shriveling away into dust as the heroes returned to their normal size.

Everyone breathed hard and wiped off the sweat from their bodies.

"Good going, Sta-" Coon was elbowed by Human Kite before he'd reveal Toolshed's identity. "TOOLSHED!"

"Who knew you were such a dreamer?" Asked Callgirl.

"You have done well, little children..." said a masculine voice. "You have destroyed the witch of bad dreams and saved yourselves from a life threatening doom... You shall go back with no memory of what happened here..."

"Wait no memory?" asked Callgirl. "In that case!"

Callgirl grabbed Toolshed and kissed him deeply. "My heart belongs to someone else, but you deserved it!"

"Wait! Don't send us back!" Toolshed quickly requested. But it was too late, everyone returned to their normal selves in their own homes.

They all woke up in the morning, feeling refreshed and alive!

No one had a memory of what happened. All they knew was that they had a good night rest.

The next morning at school, Wendy and her friends came past the boys.

"Hey, did you get a good night's rest?" asked Kyle.

"I sure have! And I dreamed I had everyone bowing down by my authoriteh!" Cartman bragged.

"(Shut up, liar!)" Kenny muffled behind his Parka.

Stan chuckled and shook his head.

"What do you think about why those four boys are always seen together?!" asked Red. "It's so creepy!"

"I think they're here with each other everyday!" Lola joined the talk. "Hey, Wendy! What do you think?!"

"They just seem like good friends to me." Wendy replied back.

"Ugh, did you heard that fat guy?! He's so full of himself, I tell you!" Red rambled on.

Wendy may not remember last night, but she may have an intuition about why the four boys are always seen with each other. Imperfect or not, they will always be the four boys! And it felt good that way!

(End Episode!)

(Ending Theme: Love For Two, Key B Major)

Callgirl: OoOo~

Toolshed: WhoaAoah Whoa~

Callgirl: Can't find to heart to replace, the one who fits in~

Toolshed: Maybe I'll find the one who heals me from within~

Callgirl: Everyday I try to stay pure, yes it's true~

Toolshed: Cuz my heart belongs to you~

Callgirl & Toolshed: And it hurts to know that if others you,

You're my sunshine and light when my heart turns blue,

No matter what comes next, or that I might do,

My hearts belong to you~