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"He will take your fingers." Monkey drawled not one bit affected by the arrogant swagger of the ANBU before her. More fool him.
"Yeah right." The standard mask was pushed over his face to lay on top of his hair as Newt's replacement for the day lay down on the bench in the secured ANBU lounge.
"I tried to stop him." Squirrel piped up nervously, relaxing when Monkey gave the younger man an understanding nod.
"What the fuck, he won't even know it was me and the kid is barely two, anyone could have done it."
Squirrel and Monkey exchanged glances over the guy's head slightly in awe but oh so amused and beginning to anticipate the fireworks that would occur.
"You and your team were on one hell of a long term mission but you do know who you are speaking about right?" Wren voiced the comment as she walked in the lounge, eyeing the ANBU that were loitering around waiting to see what would happen, many siding with Ibiki – or with Ibiki's side when he found out.
"I respect Morino-sama and I know he is not one to overact over something so insignificant."
Wren laughed as snorts and chuckles went around the room.
"You do know this is the man who told off the Hokage and advisors so he could get home to his family and his Little Angel for Christmas."
"The Kazekage and Hyuuga Hinata are the only ones he truly trusts to babysit the kid and that's with us still around." Squirrel added.
"And let's not forget this is the man who hunted down the bastard who tried to hurt his wife and unborn child, hunted them down, paralysed him but still let him feel pain, used exploding tags to amputate limbs and let the crocodiles tear him apart – keeping him alive as long as possible." Monkey drawled once more, finally noting the slight crease of worry about the soon to be fingerless idiot.
The snickers and chuckles around them hushed as another voiced chimed in.
"But what you're all conveniently forgetting is that it was Ibiki and I who tore the bastard apart and you should be much much more worried about what I'll do."
They turned to face a furious Sakura; legs shoulder width apart, gloves already adorning hands that were folded under her chest and furious emerald green eyes that radiated murder. Tilting her head in mock thought she quipped. "I'm glad you already confessed it'll prevent all that guilt and wonder of was I wrong after I beat the crap out of you."
The careless ANBU's gulp was audible, shifting nervously in his seat he stood and gave a wary 'oh shit' smile as he held his hands out in front of him nearly pleading. "Sakura-sama-"
"Shut up." Sakura spoke, voice lowering as all the ANBU around them winced. In their haste to imagine Ibiki's punishment they had foolishly forgotten Sakura who though few would admit could be scarier than their Commander.
"Do you know how long it has taken to stop her cursing?" Sakura stepped forward with every word, coming nearer and nearer to the now sweating ANBU. "Six months. It took six months of watching what we, our friends and all those around us said to stop Angel cursing and I come home today assured by Ibiki that you are professional and my baby is safe with you with Newt away."
The nerve in her forehead began to tick, hands balling into fists by her side as her voice raised in a near roar, anger no longer controlled. "And you taught my daughter to give the finger you absolute fucking moron!"
The following punch smashed the foolish ANBU's face and sent him tumbling back as Sakura continued to advance. "We stopped her cursing only for you to teach her to give the finger. What kind of idiot does that!"
Safely standing by the door Monkey, Wren and Squirrel watched with satisfaction as Sakura actually started to break the idiot's fingers lecturing him on minding her daughter and child rearing in general.
"I wish I had some popcorn."
"Mmm, it is actually better than taking them off." Monkey added agreeing with Squirrel as she realised she had missed lunch and listening to Sakura inform the whimpering ANBU that she would break them again if she ever saw or heard of him giving anyone the finger.
"Ibiki will probably send him on the worst mission he can find."
Squirrel looked at the two female ANBU beside him and then checked that Sakura was out of ear shot and totally occupied. "I had been talking about Sakura-sama the whole time you know?" meeting confused faces he explained. "Ibiki thought it hilarious when Angel started to curse- she was with him and he was dressing down the rookies when she started to calls them 'fucking wankers'. It was only when Angel cursed at the diplomats when Sakura had her that Sakura found out and thought it was her language so she tried to stop. Ibiki would have loved the fact his Angel was flipping idiots the bird."
With nothing to saw Wren and Monkey turned back to watch Sakura continue to berate and punish the hapless fool who had taught Angel to give the finger, until Squirrel whispered.
"And you do know it was actually Ibiki who taught her right? That little girl does everything her father does."
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Dia Duit,
Lol family are great inspiration. My brother gives our dog the finger and she cocks her head at it and barks and last week when visiting my cousins he did it to our 14 month cousin who held up her index fingers at him trying to copying him, she did actually turn her hand to do it the right way around albeit with her index finger but everyone laughed at it and it was cute.
So I hoped you all enjoyed this and just to let you know chapter 53 of tell them went up last week and I have started 54.
Hope to see what you think.
lots of love,
The Rose and the Dagger x x x