Call Me Callgirl (Episode 4)

Cast:

Wendy Testaburger as Callgirl

Stan Marsh as Toolshed

Featuring

The Coon and Friends (Eric Cartman/Coon, Kyle Broflovski/Human Kite, Kenny McCormick/Mysterion)

Guests:

Pip Pirrup

Leopold Butters Stotch

(Episode 4: Super Secrets)

As the boys of South Park Elementary know, the Girls hide secrets from them.

Until today, the girls found out every boy in the school arriving in packs, in cosplay, and making a few dollars off a conpany that made the Boys' dream come true!

To the girls, it's like watching blind pigs sleeping in their filth. To Lisa Berger, as a weeb, she KNOWS it's Marvel Vs DC Vs My Hero Academia!

Everyone has their imaginary powers, whether it's based or ripped off, or just plain original, like special powers anyone could need or want.

And it's not just roleplaying as Superheroes. Some roleplay as villains.

Another meeting of the girls were held, this time with a Cosplay Boy, aka Mr Pibb, aka Pip Pirrup, a boy who miraculously reappeared back into the scene.

(A/N: Bear with me, I don't study girls..)

"Sparkle Sparkle. Heidi has the floor." Said Wendy.

"If it pleases and sparkles, I suggest we force Pip into giving us the boys secrets." Said Heidi, who was now skinnier than her fat form, kind of thicc.

"All in favor of bullying Pip?" asked Wendy.

"SUNSHINE!" the girls got off with their chairs and tried dressing up Pip into a girl.

After a while it got boring, plus, Pip didn't feel bullied, in fact he enjoyed it.

"HE WON'T SPILL ANYTHING!" shouted Nelly.

"Trust me," said Pip. "If Jackie Chan looked good in Chun Li's dress, then putting me in skin tight jeans is the same as putting them on 2 Dent from Gorillaz."

The girls stayed silent after Pip's comment.

"I SAY WE BEAT HIM UP!" Nelly pounded her fist into her palm.

"Then I shall use my Steamship Powers to blow hot gas all over your body!" Pip took a deep breath and blew his breath, which smells like tea, onto Nelly. He then walks away happily.

"Even that British Wop has Superpowers?!" Nelly growled. "Uuuggh! If I see another boy roleplaying as a Superhero OR a villain again!"

Wendy thought about it and thinks deeper. "Who would start this whole trend that made the boys richer?"

"Oh goodie!" Pip unlocked the door. "The Coon and Friends!" Pip leaves into the hallways which people laughed at him.

"You look cool, Pip." Craig and Tweek gave a thumbs up.

"This looks like a job for Callgirl!" Wendy thought to herself as she leaves into the girl's bathroom and changed into Callgirl.

Callgirl then arrived to the Coon and Friends, who were handing down money to the boys and checking off a list.

"What the heck?!" Shouted Callgirl. "What are you doing?!"

"Giving these boys their cut." Said the Coon as he snapped back into reality. "Wait a minute! Why are YOU in a hero's costume?! We don't play with girls!"

"Toolshed! I demand an explanation!" Callgirl commanded Toolshed.

"Toolshed? You know her?" Asked Human Kite.

"Guys... This is Callgirl." Said Stan a little down. "Callgirl, we are the Coon and Friends..."

"I ALREADY KNOW who you all are!" Callgirl replied. "What I want to know is why are these boys getting money from you!"

"Well, they just made their own movies and episodes on the internet." said The Coon. "We're just handing them thekr cut."

Callgirl watched as the Superheroes proceed to hand out money to the boys, and suddenly, a flock of angry girls stormed by, surrounding the Coon & Friends along with Callgirl.

"Who do you think you are?!" asked Annie.

"Handing boys money for no reason!" Said Lizzie.

"I demand to know before I kick your butt!" Nelly barked.

"Is nobody going to talk about a female hero right here?;" asked Mysterion.

"Stand your ground boys!" Shouted Coon. "Human Kite! Cover us in the skies! Mysterion! Fight with me! Toolshed! Provide Back Up!"

"Roger that!" the team replied.

"I'm sorry, Callgirl..." Said Toolshed sadly.

"I can't believe you're doing this Toolshed!" Callgirl frowned. "After what we've been through!"

"I had feelings for you Callgirl..." Toolshed replied sadly, making the girls and boys gasp. "I don't want to hurt you..."

"So this is your crush you've been telling us, Sta- I mean Tooslshed?!" asked Mysterion.

"Yes..." Toolshed admitted.

"Even if you said the truth, Toolshed! I'm not into you!" Callgirl replied, still mad at Toolshed. "My heart belongs to a better person! Someone you'll never be!"

Suddenly, Callgirl heard some wood creaking. She looked down and a small bot made a big loop around Toolshed.

"Car- I mean, Coon...The money... Human Kite, the list..." Toolshed ordered. The Coon looked at the remainder of the money and gave it to Kyle as Kyle handed Stan the list.

Callgirl held out her phone.

"Don't make me do this, Toolshed!" Callgirl warned.

Toolshed took out his phone and destroyed it with his bare hands by crushing it! Callgirl gasped!

"Now!" Toolshed took out a smoke pellet and shrouded the Coon and Friends into the Smoke! "Scatter!"

Callgirl played on her phone. "I may not get Toolshed, but at least I can get those other three!"

"Phone Destroyer!"

Out of quick sight the boys hid into secret places the boys made for themselves and broke character, morphing them into their normal selves!

Toolshed escaped through a hole he made in the second floor as he paid the last of the cut money to the remainder of the boys. The girls marched off into the halls and looked for Toolshed.

Callgirl connected her Bluetooth to the school speakers and activated the microphones everywhere to find him.

"I can't believe you Toolshed!" Callgirl tried using psychology and tried to get into Toolshed's mind. "You and your team making the boys make believe in themselves! And then not explaining what you're doing! I feel sick to my stomach to have teamed up with you! You almost made me feel like we're friends!" Toolshed shed some tears onto his shirt, but then keeps wiping them with his hands. "Don't worry! I can hear you where you are!"

"Look..." Said Toolshed. "We were just making the boys believe in themselves for change. It was the Coon's idea to make profit while the rest of us agreed to work hard to make the boys dreams come true!"

"But lying to the boys?!" asked Callgirl. "Everyone can't be heroes, Toolshed! You got to learn to make them know their place! I understand if you're giving them hope! But you must keep true to yourself!"

"It doesn't matter now to me!" Toolshed shed more tears. "I lost my crush! And now I feel like moving on!"

"I'm sorry Toolshed..." Callgirl admits. "I just like a boy who's better than you."

"And that's why he's not here!" Said another voice.

"Butters?!" asked Toolshed.

"Stan is no longer your dream boy, because he loves someone else!" Said Butter's voice as his face appeared in every screen of the school. The boys and girls stopped fighting each other and watched the screens. The Coon and Friends, except for Toolshed made their escape. Butters looked differently, as if he's covered in tin foil and a hood cape. "I don't know what kind of Hero falls in love with a normie! But I can assure you HE doesn't love you back!"

"Butters?!" asked Callgirl as she played on her phone, but itself got destroyed by a Crash Bug system.

"I'm sorry Callgirl, but learning from your battles gad made me immune to your powers! Who am I? I am not Butters, that's for sure! I am Professor Chaos, and without a Phone to pass Crashbug 9 Malware, you can't out hack me!" Professor Chaos cackled. "Oh, and believe me, Coon and Friends, the girls are not your friends anymore! But let's see how the boys react when my revenge will come up when I summon the great Cthulhu and conquer the world!"

"For the record, the Hero Girl can love whoever she wants!" Bebe tried defending.

"And I don't think that's the case." Said Professor Chaos. "While I buy time for the Coon and Friends to escape, and lay eyes to your demise, you shall see what your crush really is!"

The camera fixed onto Toolshed whonwas crying. Callgirl watched as the villain approached Toolshed, and beats him up with a hammer!

"What are you doing?!" asked Callgirl.

"Leave me alone!" Toolshed ordered, but Professor Chaos punched Toolshed with an electrifying punch to the temple! "Butters... I hate you..."

Callgirl watched as Toolshed gets "unmasked". Professor Chaos reached for one of Toolshed's pockets and takes out his hat, and puts it on Toolshed as he was semi-conscious. To put the icing on the cake, Professor Chaos took off his goggles, which revealed Stan Marsh.

Callgirl's heart snapped in half and then broke into pieces. The camera focused onto Callgirl as she broke character, transforming her to normal.

"Hey..." Said Stan. "I remember you... You're Wendy Testaburger..."

"That's right, Stan!" said Professor Chaos. "She and Callgirl loves ypu more than that pathetic hero they call Toolshed!"

"No.. You can't be him..." Wendy looked horrified by her actions. "I just hurt my crush! My crush was nothing but lies!"

"Wendy..." said Bebe.

"And none of you can save yourselves from Chaos!" Professor Chaos cackled as he teleported to Wendy with Stan. Professor Chaos dropped Stan near Wendy.

"Call... Girl..." Stan reached for his belt, but realized he crushed his phone. "I'm not gonna make it... I can't heal..."

"Stan... No..." Wendy shed tears.

"Heheh..." Professor Chaos. "Callgirl and Stan, sitting in a tree! Now Stan is gonna die!"

Professor Chaos collected some electricity and zapped Stan! Stan screamed in pain.

"No! Stop it!" Wendy begged the villain. Stan was closing his eyes as he was slowly giving up. "No! Please!"

"Mwahahahahahahahah!" Professor Chaos cackled until he ran out of electricity.

"What have we done!" asked Lola.

"NOOO!" Wendy transformed back into Callgirl and hits Professor Chaos with her Selfie Stick! "Don't you ever hurt my friends again!" She keeps hitting him with all of her might as tears flowed down her cheek. "You're hurting him! Leave him alone!"

Stan got up and noticed the situation, he then realized Butters would never go this far when ot comes to villainy. "CALLGIRL!" Stan picked up a Boost Mobile phone and tossed it to Callgirl!

Callgirl then taped the phone to Professor Chaos and played on her phone.

"Phone Destroyer!" the phone blew up and took down Butters, who was really a Goth Kid in disguise. The Goth Kid ran away in fear as Stan transformed himself into Toolshed with his hat still on.

"Toolshed!" Callgirl ran up to Toolshed and helped him stand while wiping her tears.

"Callgirl..." Toolshed coughed. "I thought you hated me..."

"Stan. I mean, Toolshed. I was just following my orders." Callgirl admit. "I understand if we're hiding secrets from each other, but not like this! I'm sorry if I took it too harsh on you, just please don't go!"

Toolshed grinned lightly. "I liked it better when you're treating me like Toolshed, not like Stan."

"Huh?" Callgirl looked at her fallen friend.

"What I mean is, don't go easy on me because I used to be your crush..." Said Toolshed. "I have fallen in love with you, I don't really care for who you are as Identity. Because whether you're normal, you're my hero to me."

"Toolshed..." Callgirl cooed.

"Awwww..." The kids were amazed in the romance as the two heroes kissed. Suddenly a loght passed through the crowd, making the crowd forget what they saw and know!

The two heroes looked outside the window, and saw Dougie dressed in Tin Foil.

"General Disarray's Amnesia Powder will clean the memories of everything they know." Dougie revealed. "Wendy, Stan. We need to talk..."

(End Episode!)

(Ending Theme: Love For Two, Key B Major)

Callgirl: OoOo~

Toolshed: WhoaAoah Whoa~

Callgirl: Can't find to heart to replace, the one who fits in~

Toolshed: Maybe I'll find the one who heals me from within~

Callgirl: Everyday I try to stay pure, yes it's true~

Toolshed: Cuz my heart belongs to you~

Callgirl & Toolshed: And it hurts to know that if others you,

You're my sunshine and light when my heart turns blue,

No matter what comes next, or that I might do,

My hearts belong to you~