Call Me, Callgirl (Episode 5) (Season 1 Finale)

Cast:

Wendy Testaburger as Callgirl

Stan Marsh as Toolshed

Featuring:

Leopold Butters Stotch as Professor Chaos

Dougie O Connel as General Disarray

Eric Cartman as The Coon

Kyle Broflovski as Human Kite

Kenny McCormick as Mysterion

Timmy Burch as Doctor Timothy

Jimmy Valmer as Fastpass

Scott Malkinson as Captain Diabetes

Craig Tucker as Super Craig

Tweek Tweak as Wonder Tweek

Token Black as Tupperware

Clyde Donovan as Mosquito

Bradley Biggle as Mintberry Crunch

Cameos:

Leslie Meyers as Glitchgirl

Kuki Sanban as Rainbow Girl

Wallaby Beatles as Kangaroo Kid

(Finale: Heroes Fight for Love)

It would seem all of this madness would be over in the South Park City expansion. But no. Everyone is basically under attack by something who revealed Toolshed and Callgirl's Identity to each other, that being Stan and Wendy.

Continuing forth from the last episode, we follow Toolshed and Callgirl following Dougie, also known as, General Disarray, into the home of the richest black person slash superhero, Token Black, also known as Tupperware. Anyone could tell because he is the only known Black Boy of the team that hangs out with the Coon and Friends, well, the other team, also known as the other boys.

"Gentlemen... I have her..." General Disarray revealed Callgirl and Toolshed.

"Gaw ******, Dougie! We told you NO GIRLS!" Coon barked at Disarray.

"Enough bickering, Cartman!" said a psychic voice coming from the Special Kid on a wheelchair with a big head. "I understand if you were a hero the whole time, but it's dangerous to go alone."

"I've been handling fighters on my own!" Callgirl replied. "Tell them, Toolshed!"

"I can tell you, that I found no info about you other than you're just someone he likes." Said Timothy, while the boys stood and Ooed at Toolshed and Callgirl.

Suddenly there was a crash!

"What was that?!" asked Callgirl.

"Bzzz! It's Kuki and Wallaby!" Mosquito rushed into the room.

"Aren't we going to introduce ourselves to Callgirl?" asked Toolshed.

"How about we just check on our newcomers!" Tupperware warned as he followed some of the heroes inside the room. Callgirl and the rest followed inside.

Inside, there was somehow a Rainbow Paradise that any girl would dream and sand on the floor! On the plains, there was an Asian girl who has Blue Bunny Ears and a Pink Cottontail, like a rainbowish bunny girl, while the other boy has bandages all over his hands, wrists, and ankles which seem to follow his entire feet inside his shoe.

"Ya did well, mate!" The boy breathed hard in his Australian Accent as the Japanese Girl ran up to him.

"Wally! I told you I didn't want to hurt you!" The girl cried into his arms.

"It's alright, Kuki, sheesh!" Wally scratched the back of his head as the girl tackled in for a kiss.

"Meet Kangaroo Kid and Rainbow Girl!" Said Toolshed.

"They're transfer students from another city." Said Human Kite.

Wally got up and got Kuki off him as soon as he caught his breath and chuckled. "No fair! You got me!"

Kuki giggled and noticed the heroes. "Hello!"

"Hey, I remember you!" Callgirl exclaimed. "You hang out with the Asian Girls who draw Yaoi of Tweek and Craig!"

"Not anymore..." Kuki's bunny ears droop. "The principal is trying to make me share diversity, whatever that means..."

"He said I got diversity, I don't know what he means by that, mate!" Said Wally.

"He means you are generic." Coon replied.

"CARTMAN!" shouted the Crew.

Callgirl then gets notified of every memory.

"Wait a minute..." Callgirl took everyone's attention as she was mindblown. "The Coon and Friends are actually Stan and his friends?! Then you ALL must go to my school!"

"Indeed, Wendy Testaburger." Said Doctor Timothy. "We are the heroes this town needs, though we have a few more challengers across the globe ready to fight evil! You hear the news? It's none other than Captain Hindsight's assistant, Evangeline!"

"So all this time, I've been assisted?" asked Callgirl.

"We all have been assisted eversince we all met." said Toolshed. "And from there, the rest is history."

"Plus, we get better pay than whatever cheesy Academy can pay!" Coon replied as he held his treasures, which was a million dollar drone missile, and a Pharaoh Gem.

"What do you say? Care to join us?" asked Toolshed.

"This is all too much..." Callgirl looked confused.

"We're in this together, Callgirl." Replied Mysterion. "Even I was gobsmacked by the fact a girl in our class is also a Hero. But now, we can all be united as one! As long as we stick together, no villain can defeat us!"

"THANKS FOR STEALING MY SPEECH, MYSTERION!" Coon shouted in jealousy.

"Well, as long as I have my Stan..." Callgirl ran up to Toolshed and hugs him as he hugged back.

"It's official! Callgirl is our first Heroine of South Park!" Doctor Timothy declared as everyone celebrated.

A few weeks later, was a few heavy duty hero chores, but now that Wendy had allies, it's much easier! Callgirl took the lead and became the best known heroine South Park ever has!

On one day, Callgirl and Friends decided to reenact a wedding for her and Toolshed.

Youth Pastor Super Craig took the podium and blessed the two heroes.

"Wendy Testaburger, aka Callgirl." Said Craig. "Do you take Stan Marsh as your husband, and partner in time?"

"I do." Said Callgirl.

"Stan Marsh, aka Toolshed." repeated Craig. "Do you take Callgirl as your wife, and partner in time?"

"I do." Said Toolshed.

"I now pronounce the Dynamic Duo Phone Drillers! You may now kiss the bride!" Craig got off the podium and spread the flower petals around.

Stan/Toolshed and Wendy/Callgirl kissed and put on their wedding rings, which was just carved lug nutes sanded into rings.

The heroes celebrated as they had a blast in the Simulation Room and played all night, battling, trading, playing minigames, and being friends.

The Next Morning, Wendy was about to head into the Girl's Club until she was kicked out.

"Hey! What's going on?!" asked Wendy.

"Sorry, but you're not popular anymore." Said Lola.

"What?!" shouted Wendy as the girls lined up like a wall in front of her.

Suddenly, Stan and his friends showed up.

"Hey Wendy, you're looking good as ever!" said Stan.

"Oh my gosh! She's finally noticed by her crush!" Squealed Bebe.

"Actually, we're a couple." Said Stan.

"Which makes her a friend of us!" Said Cartman.

"No matter if she's wanted by her ex friends..." Said Kyle. "She's always welcomed by her new friends!"

"(And no one can stop her!)" said Kenny as Clyde, Token, Craig, Tweek, Timmy, Jimmy, Bradley, Leslie, Dougie and Butters appeared by.

"Hey! What are you filthy boys doing here?!" asked Nelly harshly.

Suddenly, Kenny threw a smoke pellet, making everyone in the school cough!

Sudenly, Callgirl and Friends emerged from the smoke!

"Hey, look!" Shouted a fanboy. "It's them!"

"Heroes! Move out!" Callgirl ordered as everyone dashed through the hallways and out the school.

After running into the city, Kangaroo Kid and Rainbow Girl joined in the dash.

"Where are we going?!" asked Kangaroo Kid.

"Spreading the word out!" Said Callgirl. "Everyone! United!"

"Villains, beware!" Shouted Toolshed as everyone separated throught the streets to stop every crime seen.

Callgirl and Toolshed ran through a street.

"If anyone has a problem." Said Wendy in her mind to everyone. "You can Call Me! Callgirl!"

(The End!)