spongebob patrick do blockbuster season 2 episode 5 "smells like teen spirit"
(patrick hanging out at his house with miles)
patrick: ya want a beer?
miles: imported ?
patrick: what? no...we're american if you didn't know
miles: i know ha just give me a bud man
patrick: now that's the miles i know
(they're watching the news)
patrick: al gore is so dumb. he's literally willing to fabricate his own mythology to scare left wing assholes to vote for him. we don't know what hes doing with clinton.
miles: when he speaks in newark we should ruin his speech
patrick: i'll scream compassionate conservatism.
(a knock on the door)
miles: who's that?
patrick: fuck it might be my parole officer. (he opens the door)
blue collar worker: (hands patrick an eviction notice) time's up. we tried to warn you
patrick: fuck!
(guy leaves)
patrick; holy fuck. i'm so pissed, i thought i could totally finesse another month or 2
miles: i mean, just squat for as long as you can
patrick: ya know what ur right fuck it (the lights go out)
(spongebob, amanda and chris at the hospital)
spongebob: god my back is so bum from the hospital couch
amanda: this is getting crazy. can he be in coma for ever?
chris: like that book about that girl who got shot and was in a coma for 3 years or something
spongebob: man im just buggin hard. im goin for a cigarette
(shadows coma sequence. he's on a large plot of plain walking. spongebob is walking with him)
shadow: why are we walking and where is civilization?
spongebob: dude there's a great thai place that has the best kai yang with msg and we're going
shadow: there's a thai place here ?
spongebob: yeah.
shadow: where?
spongebob; just keep walking. we will be there
shadow: ok
(spongebob out smoking his cigarette)
(he oversees a group of teenagers skating, smoking cigarettes and living up their youth. spongebob admires the worry free vibe of their aura and approaches)
spongebob: (indecision by heroin playing on their tape player) what's up guys
santiago: what's up homes
spongebob: just really stressed. my friend got shot and is in a coma
jared: damn dude. does he roll with tony soclamos crew?
spongebob: ohhh...no, my old best friend shot him
santiago: puto que?
spongebob: it's a long fucked up story and situation
santiago: sucks culo homes
spongebob: yeah it really does. im spongebob by the way
santiago: im santiago
jared: im jared. the funny guy
sofia: im sofia. if you need molly, im ur gal
molly: and im molly. if you need acid im your girl
spongebob: oohhhh yes i need drugs
sofia: we were about to go fishing and smoke some blunts come through...you look like a pretty cool dude. how old are you
spongebob: 21
(they all bug)
santiago: we got a plug for coronitas
(patrick and miles looking walking around. patrick has a huge sack with his things)
patrick: fuck. this sucks
miles: can't you go in spongebobs house?
patrick: hmmm. fuck it. he's gonna be at that hospital for a long ass time
(spongebob and that squad fishing)
spongebob: shit i got one. (jared gets the net. he reals it in and jared captures it)
santiago: beautiful. you hooked that trout perfectly.
spongebob: that was the only bite so far...this place is whack, let's go to the reservoir in wanaque
molly: how the fuck are we gonna get there?
spongebob: i have a car
(shadows coma sequence)
(still walking with spongebob)
shadow: where is this place? i haven't seen anything more than a crumpled up section of the new york times that was a bad seinfeld review on this walk
spongebob: we'll get there
shadow: when?
spongebob: you need to learn how to delay gratification. trust me, the kai yang will be worth it. just wait.
(spongebob at the wanaque reservoir. they're all catching fish)
molly: this place is way better. damn spongebob, you're fuckin cool
spongebob: pass that blunt
(they put a new tape in the player. it's dusters stratosphere)
spongebob. oh word, duster is awesome. damn you guys have great taste
(a cop comes and turns the stereo off)
cop: funs over
spongebob: fuck
cop: spongebob? why are you hangin with these kids
spongebob: uhhh ya know
cop: well, you're gonna have to call shadow to bail you out
(shadows coma)
shadow: spongebob, we've been walking for miles. and again, the only other thing i've seen is another bad seinfeld review from the new york times
spongebob: i wonder why that is. but who cares you'll forget all about this walk when you're rewarded with that kai yang. it's gonna be goooooooooooood
shadow: i have a feeling it won't be. like, i know that's the goal, to get the food but will that really make all of what we went through worth it?
spongebob: shadow, if you fix something that is broken really really well and the right way, it'll be working. if you constantly duct tape it and try to bootleg fix it, you might get a few good uses but in the long run, it'll get even more broken until you meagerly fix it again. keep doing that every time it breaks, you're gonna have to buy a new one
shadow: what does that have to do with anything
spongebob: keep walking. once you get it, we'll be there
(patrick and miles fucking in the living room while gary watches)
patrick: (he pulls out and nuts on her face) oh hell yeah. another great orgasm
miles: this is awesome
patrick: yeah. i hope spongebob never comes back
(chris and amanda sitting at the hospital)
chris: are you staying?
amanda: i guess so. im sure spongebob was too stressed and went home
(chris's cell rings)
chris: hello?
spongebob:(from the police station) i need to get bailed out. come to the station. i'll pay you back
chris: what happened?
spongebob: i'll explain later.
chris: ok. be right there
amanda: what happened ?
chris: spongebob needs to get bailed out
amanda: oh no. i'll stay, get him. im gonna knock some sense into him
(shadows coma)
spongebob: you ever make your radio louder in your car even tho the volume is maxed out and you know it is?
shadow: i guess
spongebob: stop doing that.
shadow: umm ok
spongebob: if your goal oriented action isn't working, take a new approach.
shadow: so instead of trying to make it louder when i can't, i should buy new back speakers to fix the issue?
spongebob: you finally get it shadow.
(the thai place is revealed)
shadow: there it is!
spongebob: (opens the door) come in shadow
(shadow looks inside and it's his childhood home)
spongebob: take some time for slumber. your day tomorrow is gonna be quite eventful. (hands him a place of kai yang) fill yrself up too