spongebob patrick do blockbuster season 2 episode 10 "i fucking love bikini bottom"
(the whole crew having a block party in hipster center)
patrick: this is how it's done in bikini bottom! yo who's got heroin? im trying to do some fucking heroin
joey d: ayyyo pat my heroin guy literally died
patrick: oh yeah i know lol
joey d: yeah henry b rollins was a legend around here
patrick: yeah, a fucking crazy guy too
larry: (he is the dj) it's time to turn this shit up!
judd nelson: we're gonna party party like it's the 80s
spongebob: how do we do that?
judd nelson: easy, ya just gotta bang a lot of girls named josie
(patrick appears)
patrick: yo guys, we're doing coke in the truck, come the fuck through
(patrick, judd nelson, spongebob and larry go to the truck)
(patrick cuts some lines up)
(they all sniff lines)
patrick: wooo we've got our town back! fuckkkk yeah boy
judd nelson: man i haven't blown a line since bush was in office
patrick: bush will be back in office in no time. well, his son. but still we need a fucking conservative in office (notices a bag of heroin on the floor) oh. i must've forgotten about you
spongebob: what?
patrick: im talking to myself because im crazy and i have killed people. noticed how i said people. that means more than one
larry: patrick, you're frightening me
patrick: dont worry bro ive only killed bad people. ya guys wanna hit up the football field and drink beers? those fuckin hipsters jog over there
(shadow at his house hanging out alone. drinking diet dr pepper)
shadow: (lights a blunt) this is my life. beavis butthead reruns, weed, loneliness and then nothing.
(phone rings)
(shadow picks up)
shadow:...yeah
gingy: hey shadow. it's gingy
shadow: oh hey! cousin gingy!
gingy: i heard you were shot...i've been meaning to call but i've been busy with the move
shadow: yeah im fine it's nothing now. where'd you move out to?
gingy: austin was getting a little dry...and expensive so i went out to tucson. you'd really dig the lifestyle here
shadow: yeah. anything to get away from where i am
gingy: i can't believe you're still in new jersey. after all of the bull shit conversations we've had about leaving new jersey, you're still there
shadow: i always end up back. after i dropped out of suny, i went right back to jersey. after the peace corps, right back to jersey. i really believe im ready to go
gingy: yeah, you deserve that shadow. you have so much money, you can go anywhere.
shadow: actually ive been slowly getting rid of it. donating to children's hospitals, the environment, poverty, and all of that
gingy: haven't you already been doing that?
shadow: yeah. but this time around im sending way more than i should. i leave myself with 10,000 and what i've saved at blockbuster
gingy: well as i was saying before, you would really dig the lifestyle out here. it's very relaxed and cheap living
shadow: oh yeah i guess ill have to start worrying about that.
gingy: what is making you give your money away?
shadow: i completely pissed the rest of my 20s away by living like a worry free teenager, hell even hanging out with worry free teenagers. it's getting harder to do that. i've done nothing but stunt growth and make myself even more depressed than before. im absolutely miserable. if i died i would be fine with that. im just giving myself another chance here by getting rid of the money and doing something. anything. maybe find real love
gingy: when do you wanna go?
shadow: as soon as i can. each day it gets worse. you wouldn't believe this one guy im always around. he's absolutely insane. i need new people in my life...i just cant go on like this
gingy: if you wanna join me in tucson you're more than welcome to. it's a place you can come to figure shit out. it seems like you have a lot of shit
shadow: i do
gingy: and i miss you. our families were crazy but you snow and i got through it all together
shadow: snow didnt
gingy: she taught us more than we'll ever know
shadow: sigh...she's supposed to be here with us. i've been having a lot of vivid dreams about the morning i found her dead. i havent dealt with those feelings healthy at all. i will always be haunted by that. dammit we all knew she was addicted. all of us. you, me, clem, molly, ryan and we did nothing. (crying) it's all my fucking fault.
gingy: (crying)
shadow: you're the last person on this planet i have any kind of deep connection with. i miss you. i miss the early 80s. god dammit i wasted my fucking life
gingy: you have time to change that. i'll help you every step of the way
shadow: yeah...alright. it was really nice talking to you gingy. ill deeply consider tucson.
gingy: i'll email you some good resources for research
(spongebob, judd nelson, larry, patrick, amanda, chris and others partying at the football field)
(hipsters seen leaving the field after being turned off by the trashiness)
spongebob: that's right. leave !
chris: it's working. they're getting out
patrick: yeah. get the fuck out of here!
(the song the boys are back plays as there's a montage of the crew partying it up around bikini bottom. the hipsters aren't happy)
(after they're at taco buenos)
spongebob: man we really showed them today. man i feel good. i need a cigarette (spongebob lights one up)
judd nelson: yeah man. great high
(a shot of a few hipsters as spongebobs cigarette smoke wafts their way)
hipster: (mock coughing like how some assholes react to 2nd hand smoke) that's a law that state of new jersey is very behind on
spongebob: what you have a problem with me smoking? we're stressed out here, we're working class. we smoke. get the fuck over it. who else wants a cigarette?
(the rest of the squad lights up)
judd nelson: i dont even smoke
chris: me neither. but dammit this is for bikini bottom
hipster: absolutely disgusting!
(spongebob puts the hipster into a head lock and blows smoke into their face)
hipster: get your trash hands off of me!
spongebob: you spoiled little bastard! too privileged to take smoke to the face. i can tell you grew up saddle river you rich little asshole
hipster: i grew up in ho-ho-kus actually...fuck this town. it's way trashier than i thought...i need to get the fuck out of here... (leaves)
amanda: we're getting closer
patrick: fuck yeah go bikini bottom
spongebob: im gonna go over to shadows. see you guys tomorrow
patrick: im gonna chill at the pineapple. see ya
(patrick in his truck outside of the pineapple)
patrick: (picks up the bag of heroin. he scourges around and notices a lot more from when he rolled with henry b rollins) oh shit
(he goes inside in the library. there's a shot of him doing all of the stuff involved with heroin. as he injects the song another brick in the wall plays. he lies there with a smile on his face)
(spongebob and shadow)
spongebob: yeah we totally showed those fucks what bikini bottom is.
shadow: yep. they'll get out of there in no time. hipsters don't like trash
spongebob: amen to that. (finishes rolling the blunt and sparks it up)
shadow: so im thinking i should move
spongebob: really?
shadow: yeah. i can't keep doing this to myself. im starting over. donating all of my money
spongebob: wow that's pretty wild
shadow: the money consumed me. how ironic...spongebob, i thought about it. you really grew to be one of my favorites in new jersey and im willing to help you out. i'll leave you the house
spongebob: wow shadow. that means a lot but...i love my pineapple. it's all the space i need. means a lot though
shadow: how about 10k
spongebob: really? wait, im not gonna front. i will gladly take that
shadow: haha it's yours. keep this between us though
spongebob: will do. so when and where are you going?
shadow: arizona. tucson to be exact. my cousin called and kinda had me decide to go their on a whim. im actually feeling optimistic for once. as for when, sometime after the new year
spongebob: that's good
shadow: yeah maybe moving to the desert won't solve everything but i just need to move on with my life. i can't just hangout with more young kids and live worry free...im fucking 30 dude
spongebob: i hear ya. i'll miss you a bunch man
shadow: yep. i'll miss you too
spongebob: we had some good times
shadow: absolutely. when we broke out of prison
spongebob: when we discovered that club of ghouls and spirits
shadow: yeah. those times haven't been happening much anymore...it's time man
spongebob: im happy for you shadow.
shadow: thanks spongebob. how bout rolling up another blunt
(patrick on the couch watching futurama)
(he hears spongebobs car door close)
patrick: oh shit! (he puts all of the heroin in the bag and closes it)
(spongebob enters)
spongebob: what's up pat
patrick: nothin just chillen
spongebob: i'm gonna throw a load in. (sees the bag) dammit patrick i told you not to leave your shit on the floor (bends down to pick up the bag)
patrick: (grabs it) hey don't touch that !
spongebob: dude chill
patrick: yeh yeah i wont leave shit around anymore. sorry man...sorry
spongebob: are you ok?
patrick: yeah dude im just hangin in there.
spongebob: are you sure? you seem messed up
patrick: im just tired and loopy. dude, chill with me for a bit. futurama is on and king of the hill is coming on after
spongebob: alright. ya wanna smoke?
patrick: yeah bro. i've been meaning to smoke. my last drug test was last week. finally off probation
spongebob: nice dude
(they smoke)
spongebob: so shadows moving to arizona
patrick: good. fuck him
spongebob: why?
patrick: hes a rich asshole who only cares about himself
spongebob: shadow went through a lot personally. he's actually giving his money to charity
patrick: what? that's actually sea horse shit. after all we've done for him he can't spare a million?
spongebob: why would he ever do that?you almost fucking killed him
patrick: well i didn't
spongebob: so? you shot him
patrick: i think you're forgetting he took a swing at me with a metal pole and actually asked me to kill him
spongebob: so what, you actually do it? how could you do that? how could you do what you did to henry b rollins?
patrick: he literally tried to kill me. jesus fuck you saw him. that guy is crazy anyways
spongebob: ok that i guess i understand but shadow ? he's a person you've spent a lot of time with, you once called him a friend. and you just indiscriminately shoot him and worse, you feel absolutely 0 remorse for it. you didn't even give a shit
patrick: and i still don't! you ever stop to think about the person he is?
spongebob: hypocrite
patrick: fuck you. i'm a good person
spongebob: wow you really believe that don't you?
patrick: of course i do. why else are we best friends? ya know what, ya know fucking what ? im leaving. larry will let me crash at the beach house. fuck you
(he leaves)
(the crew all chilling)
spongebob: patrick was being a total asshole last night. he was acting weird
amanda: when isn't he a total asshole?
(patrick comes in all heroined out)
patrick: he fucks face
chris: hey man
patrick: im gonna go out back and sleep
(he leaves)
amanda: oh, when did patrick start taking heroin?
spongebob: what?
amanda: yep. he's heroined out
spongebob: im sure it's nothing...he's just a dick
amanda: nope. he is definitely on heroin
(shadow walking with a bag of money to a collection box. he puts a stack in the cash in the bins that benefit the town)
shadow: i fucking love you, bikini bottom. you are home and always will be