Noire was filling out some paperwork one peaceful morning. So in true gamindustri fashion her tranquility was interrupted by someone bursting through her door.
The Goddess of Black Regality didn't even look up, she just sighed and said, "Whatever it is, it had better be important."
"Nowa! This is super duper important, Nya!"
Noire hit her head on her desk. Why was this her life? Having to deal with Neptune's nonsense on a weekly basis.
"What's going on now, Nep-" Noire gasped at she beheld the sight infront of her.
Neptune had shrunk about a foot, and apparently that lost mass was made up for in a couple of purple cat ears on the top of Neptune's head and a purple tail peeking out from under her parka.
"Neptune?"
The small cat girl waved her arms frantically, "This so nepping annoying! I woke up like this, and now Nep jr. and Histy are too distracted by my cuteness to help me, Nya!"
Noire didn't respond. Instead she walked up to Neptune and placed her hand upon the Cat Patron Unit's head.
"Oh no…" Neptune droned.
"So cute…" Noire said.
"Noire! Snap out of it! I thought someone lonely like you would be immune to my charms,Nya!"
Noire frowned, but continued to pet Neptune's head, "I'm gonna keep you, then I won't be lonely anymore."
Neptune's eyes grew wide, "NOPE Not doing this! Blanny should have an answer!"
Neptune rushed out of the Office. Noire crossed her arms.
"Serves her right for calling me Lonely."
A/N: Guess who's back?