Natsu walks into the guildhall with Happy and sees all the guys crowding around Gajeel.
"What's going on?" Natsu asks.
"We're all just congratulating Gajeel here on becoming a father." Macao says.
"Well I'm not a dad yet, at least not for a few more months anyway." Gajeel reminds them and looks over at Levy who's bump was just starting to show.
"But you and Levy are the first people to have a baby since Alzack and Bisca. That's a pretty big deal." Panther Lily says.
"Yeah I guess you're right." Gajeel says and sits up straighter.
"Gihee, that means my kids are gonna be the most powerful ones in the guild. Since they'll be the oldest I'll get to start training them years sooner than the rest of ya!" Gajeel jokes and makes eye contact with Natsu.
Gajeel smirks at Natsu and he gasps then growls at Gajeel. He turns his head and sees Lucy talking with Levy, Juvia, and Erza.
"Hey Lucy!" Natsu shouts across the guild hall.
"Uh oh..." Macao says.
"I don't like where this is going." Wakabe adds as Natsu walks over to the girls.
"Natsu stop and think for a second!" Makarov shouted. "You can't be rash when asking a woman for something like this! You're going to get yourself killed!"
But it was too late, Natsu was already in front of a curious Lucy, flashing her that big goofy grin and holding her shoulders.
"Lucy, I want you have my baby!" He says eagerly.
Everyone in the guild stopped what they were doing and collectively gasped. Lucy just stood there and blinked in shock and confusion, her face slowly turning red from embarrassment.
"What?" She asks softly. "A-are you serious?"
"Yeah! I want you get pregnant like Levy! But instead of it being Gajeel's kid it'll be mine! And then I can train them to beat up Gajeel's kids!" Natsu explains. "So what do you say? Will you do it with me Lucy?"
Lucy's embarrassment and confusion soon turned to anger and she growled and kicked him in the face and sent him flying into a pillar.
"You perverted idiot!" Lucy shouted at him. "I knew you were dumb when it came to relationships but I never thought you'd be this stupid!"
"Are you really that surprised?" Lisanna asks Lucy. "I mean you know him well enough at this point. I'm surprised he didn't ask you something like this sooner."
Lisanna laughed and Lucy sighed and hid her face in her hands in embarrassment.
"I don't know what's more embarrassing. The fact that he asked me or the fact that he thought I'd say yes!" Lucy exclaims.
Gray, who was drinking some beer while watching over the situation smirked and got up from his seat and walked over to Juvia.
"I mean what woman would say yes to a guy just casually asking her to have their baby!" Lucy exclaims.
"Hey Juvia." Gray says in a smooth voice.
Juvia turns to face Gray and her eyes turn into hearts when she sees him next to her, leaning against the table shirtless.
"I think Natsu might have been on to something. If we want our kids to hold their own against Gajeel's, we'd better have them sooner rather than later to shorten that gap in training time. So what do you say, you wanna have my baby?" Gray asks.
Juvia just sat there, too stunned to say anything. Then she squealed so loudly that everyone had to cover their ears and she launched herself onto Gray and he caught her in his arms and held her up by her waist as she hugged him tight.
"Oh Gray-sama it would be Juvia's dream come true for her to bear your children! It would make Juvia the happiest woman in the world!" Juvia exclaims and Gray smiles and lets Juvia pepper his cheek with kisses.
Gray noticed Natsu was watching and gave him a mischievous smirk before sticking his tongue out at him. Natsu gasped and frowned at him.
"Hey no fair! You stole my idea!" Natsu exclaimed.
"Yeah and it worked." Gray says. "Now Juvia and I are gonna have kids before you do too and they're gonna wipe the floor with yours!"
"Juvia did you hear what Gray's saying!" Lucy exclaims. "He just wants to have a baby with you to beat Natsu and Gajeel in some dumb competition over whose kids are gonna be the strongest, not because he's really ready to start a family!"
"Juvia doesn't care!" Juvia replies. "If Gray-sama wants Juvia to have his baby then she'll gladly let him get her pregnant. Besides, it sounds like you're just jealous that he didn't ask you, love rival!"
"I never wanted him to ask me!" Lucy retorts. "I don't want him! Whoa Juvia!"
Everyone in the guild gasped as Juvia started unbuttoning her top.
"Come on Gray-sama we need to hurry up and conceive as fast as possible to give our children their best chance at competing against Gajeel and Levy's." Juvia says. "Make love to Juvia darling."
"Holy..." Gray gasps as Juvia pulls her top down enough to show him her bare breasts.
Immediately all of the guys crowded around behind him to get a look at Juvia's rack and Gray growled and a vein bulged in his forehead. He used his magic and made an ice wall behind him and Juvia to block their view.
"Hey Juvia's my girl! No other guys are allowed to look at her naked!" Gray yells at them.
"So does Gray-sama not want to make love to Juvia?" Juvia asks him.
Gray looks from her chest back up to her face.
"Well, you've already started stripping." He says and smirks. "Might as well finish what you started."
Juvia giggled as Gray used his magic to create three more walls around them and then a little roof on top.
Lucy's face turned bright red again.
"Holy crap are they really gonna screw each other right here in the guild hall!" Lucy exclaims.
"Wow that's so manly!" Elfman exclaims.
Natsu gasped in fear and ran back up to Lucy and got in front of her with pleading eyes.
"Come on Lucy! Gray and Juvia are gonna be ahead of us now!" Natsu exclaims and grabs her chest. "Start stripping we've gotta catch up!"
"Get off of me you pervert!" Lucy shouts and pushes Natsu off of her while covering her chest with her arms.
A few minutes later, Jellal walked into the guild hall and was immediately greeted with some sort of chaos. But it wasn't the usual kind where everyone was fighting with each other. For some reason the men in the guild were asking the women questions that were clearly offending them and making them beat the men up. He opened his mouth to ask what was going on but then Erza approached him and answered his question.
She seemed horribly nervous but then cleared her throat and looked up at him with a look of determination in her eyes.
"Jellal, it seems that everyone in the guild is coupling up to start families. Given our past and how close we are, I think it's only natural that I ask you to partake in this with me and impregnate me with your child." Erza says.
Jellal's face turned bright red and he stared at Erza for a few minutes before they both turned tail and ran away from each other, hiding in different corners of the guild hall. Erza freaking out in embarrassment that she just asked Jellal something like that and Jellal freaking out that Erza wants to have a baby with him. He was totally on board with it but the question was so sudden that he didn't know how to respond.
"Come on Lucy why can't we have a baby like Gajeel and Levy!" Natsu whines.
"You are so dense! Gajeel and Levy are having a baby because they're in love with each other!" Lucy explains. "You can't just walk up to someone and ask them to have a baby! You have to love them, and want to grow old with them, spending every day together taking care of each other and your kids and-"
"Yeah I know all of that." Natsu says. "That's why I asked you to have my baby."
Lucy's anger instantly faded and was replaced with surprise and joy as her heart began to pound.
"What?" She asks, not believing what she's hearing.
Natsu smiled at her and came over to her and took her hands in his, placing them on his chest over his heart, just slightly dipping under his scarf.
"I thought you knew already. I told you we were going to be together forever, and if we're already spending our lives together, then why not have a couple of kids to join in on the adventure!" He says.
"Oh Natsu..." Lucy says softly.
"See Luce. I'm serious about this. You're the only girl I want to have kids with. I'll take care of you and help you take care of them. I'll protect all of you too from anything that would hurt you and make sure you're all living your happiest lives possible. So what do you say Lucy? Want to add a new chapter to this adventure?" He asks and gives her one of those goofy grins and chuckles.
"I can't believe I'm saying this but yes! Natsu yes!" Lucy exclaims and throws her arms around him and hugs him tight, tears of joy streaming down her face.
She pulled back to look at him and they looked into each other's eyes before she leaned down and captured his lips in hers. Natsu's eyes widened in shock briefly before closing as he held Lucy in his embrace and kissed her.
Gajeel stood in the center of all this chaos with his jaw on the floor.
"Levy what have I done!" He exclaims.
"Well, it looks like you're the reason we're going to have a lot of new guild members being born soon!" Levy giggles.