Note: Just in case. I didn't focus on it but if you are 'extremely' squeamish, please turn back.

Recovery Girl's eye twitched as she looked at the boy on the hospital bed. Her gaze then turned to the boy's scarlet faced girlfriend who was repeatedly apologizing at the side of his bed, Toshinori who was waving his hands in front of him while claiming innocence, the smiling chimera of a principal and his homeroom teacher who had been pinching the bridge of his nose from the headache that he had because of the situation then back to the boy. Outside, loud cackles could be heard from the blonde haired firecracker.

Now that all the commotion was over, here they were staring at the two embarrassed teenagers because of this ridiculous and comical situation. She was too old for this shit. Cleaning her ear, before looking at the unbelievable reason on the chart as to why the boy had been sent to ER of the UA Infirmary.

"Ok," she began. Taking a deep breath in order to calm herself down and not go over there and hit the boy over the head repeatedly with her cane for injuring himself AGAIN! A few days before summer vacation and on his birthday no less. "Can one of you please explain to me how and why Midoriya was brought to my ER with Penile Fracture!?"

The cackling grew louder as a few vomiting noises came from outside. Without a doubt, Class A was listening to their conversation and Katsuki hasn't stopped laughing since this all started. This, in turn, caused the couple to turn a few shades redder as their embarrassment hit an all-time high.

"Well… um… you see," Ochako tried but failed.

A loud thud was heard. Turning to the source, Aizawa can be seen leaning in on a dent on the wall. Blood flowing from his forehead as he continued muttering something about rowdy problem children.

"I have my own assumptions of what happened," Nedzu said. His eyes had a terrifying glint to them. That smile was not helping either. He had now found his next prey and they had no way of escaping. "But I think it would be better if you explained things."

Removed due to the fact that I want to keep this at a teen rating. Use your imagination or pm me and I'll send you the missing part. It's not overly sexual but just in case.

The adults stood gaping at the couple while the embarrassed teens looked down to avoid meeting anyone's eyes. Both sides were too busy to realize that the rest of the class had entered the room.

"Wow," Mina said mischievously. Gaining the attention of the occupants of the room.

"You're kinkier than you look Ochako-chan," Tsuyu said bluntly.

"No! It's not like that!" The flustered couple tried to deny. "It's just…"

"No kidding, right?" Mineta said and pointed an accusing finger towards Izuku and Ochako. "And I'm the pervert?"

"Bakugo-san!" Tenya called the explosive blonde while doing his robotic chopping motion. "Will you please stop laughing at Midoriya-kun's situation."

"It's not my fault if Round Face is too much of a woman for the nerd!" Katsuki retorted. Looking at the couple, he fell to the ground holding onto his sides. "BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh kami, I can't breathe! WAHAHAHA!"

The harrowing went on as the other members of the class took turns teasing or berating the couple. Only to stop when Aizawa used his quirked version of the bat glare. Pinching the bridge of his nose in an attempt to soothe the headache. He decided that he had had enough and led the class back to their dorm.

"Well I guess that's it for tonight," Nedzu said as he made for the door. All Might following behind.

The couple sighed in relief. They were at least getting some reprieve. At least they would have until Izuku was cleared before they had to face that.

"Ahem," Shuzenji coughed. A sinister smile on her face. "Youngins' today are so full of energy. I guess I should do my part as a responsible adult."

Izuku and Ochako paled.

Author's Notes:

Hello readers,

This was inspired by an episode of Sex Sent Me To The ER. The one with the MMA fighter in it.

It took a little more than a day to make this one. Sorry for the lateness. I am working on the third prompt as we speak and hopefully, I can release it tomorrow. Hope you guys enjoyed it and had a good laugh.