Last Time On: Pikachu And Piplup: Stupidity Saga!
Pikachu and Piplup finally get to continue their adventure after two years!
Pikachu: I'm so glad that the author didn't give up on us!
Piplup: It was about damn time, too. I was missing my soaps.
Pikachu and Piplup meet a not so friendly Darmanitan near Melody Mountain!
Pikachu: He seems like a pretty friendly big guy.
Piplup: For you.
Pikachu: ...Baneposting? Really, Piplup?
Piplup: Hey, I love my dumb memes.
Pikachu and Piplup can now finally enter Melody Mountain!
Pikachu: Isn't this swell?
Piplup: More like we're entering the depths of hell.
And now... back to the story, in the new chapter of... Pikachu And Piplup: Stupidity Saga!
"Man... this mountain gives me the creeps already." Piplup stated as he shuddered, wrapping his flippers around his body.
Pikachu rolled his eyes as he turned to Piplup. "Dude, come on, it's just a mountain. Relax."
Pikachu and Piplup were both inside the gigantic Melody Mountain, hearing melodies echo throughout the entire place as Piplup was getting paranoid, with Pikachu trying to keep him calm. Along the way, the two reached a cliff, with Pikachu and Piplup glancing at each other as they looked down, into the gorge below.
"Welp, there's nothing here!" Piplup laughed as he began backing away slowly. "Let's just head on home and forget there's no adventure to be done..."
Pikachu placed his hands on his hips as he glared at Piplup. "What is wrong with you, man!? You're willing to leave our fair Princess Meloetta kidnapped?"
"If it means not wetting myself at the prospect of jumping into a gorge like an idiot, then yes!" Piplup replied as he turned around, bumping into a male Gigalith.
The Gigalith growled as he glared at Piplup, making the penguin scream with fright as he hid behind Pikachu.
"On second thought, never mind. I just leaked." Piplup commented as he trembled with fright.
Pikachu narrowed his eyes at Piplup. "Are you serious? You're super effective against this guy, he's not a big deal in spite of his size."
"That's exactly why I'm letting you do it!" Piplup exclaimed as he blasted Pikachu at the Gigalith with a Water Pulse.
Pikachu screamed as he collided face first with the Gigalith, opening his eyes to see the Gigalith growled as he then popped up, glaring at Piplup, who meekly shrugged as he then hid behind a couple of rocks. Pikachu sighed, only to be smashed on the head by one of Gigalith's rocky feet. Flattened like a pancake, Pikachu popped back to normal as he dashed away, with Gigalith firing several small rocks at him as the electrical rodent managed to dodge them, making up for his injuries.
"Come on, Piplup! I can't do this alone!" Pikachu exclaimed as he dashed towards Piplup and grabbed him by the hand.
"But I don't wanna battle!" Piplup wailed as he screamed in horror, with him and Pikachu rushing towards Gigalith, who performed earthquake as the entire area shook, several rocky pillars falling down and breaking as Pikachu chucked Piplup at Gigalith, with Piplup colliding head first as he fell on his back, groaning in pain as he was dazed. Pikachu rolled his eyes as he then used Iron Tail on the Gigalith, sending the rock Pokemon stumbling a bit back as he bellowed, rushing towards Pikachu and Piplup.
"Welp, I'm sorry to do this to ya, buddy, but we're out of here!" Pikachu apologized in advance as he grabbed Piplup, jumping in the air as he landed on Gigalith's back. Gigalith felt Pikachu on his back, attempting to get the mouse off, but Pikachu had other plans as he managed to get control of Gigalith's movements by touching his head, causing him to charge off the cliff.
Piplup slowly opened his eyes as he glanced around, to see that the cliff they were on was shrinking and above them. He then glanced down, screaming in a high pitched voice as Pikachu laughed, with the Gigalith bellowing as they continued to tumble down.
"Isn't the sight of this place just beautiful?" Meowth stated as he, Princess Aria Meloetta, Wobbuffet, and Mime Jr. were all still in the Meowth balloon, heading northward.
Wobbuffet nodded his head in agreement. "Yeah! Nothing like a cool breeze to make you feel alive!"
"It inspires me to draw!" Mime Jr. stated as he was drawing crude pictures of himself, Meowth, and Wobbuffet.
"No one asked you two for your opinion!" Meowth snapped as he slashed both of them in the face, turning to Meloetta. "Well, babe, how about it?"
Meloetta sighed as she folded her arms. "How does it look like I feel?"
Meowth murmured as he shook his head, continuing to pilot the Meowth balloon, with Meloetta wondering how her heroes were doing...