Hey guys back with another chapter and another scenario (which I got from a friend on DeviantART, I just can't remember their name). I have a new challenge posted up on my profile if you want to try it, it's a NarutoxGuardians of the Galaxy crossover (based from the new movie). Anyway, let's begin the chapter.

Story Start.

"So, where exactly are we heading off to?" a 13 year old Naruto asked as he glanced at Jiraiya, who just smirked.

"It's a surprise, I can say that you'll like it." The elder man said as he patted Naruto's head.

"If it's a pit stop at a local brothel, I'm going to kick your nuts and make sure all the women know to stay away." Naruto said as Jiraiya chuckled.

"You know exactly how to ruin my fun, kid." Jiraiya replied as they traveled down the beaten path.

(1 week later)

"Alright kid, this is the place." Jiraiya said as they were in front of a wooden gate leading into a rather dense forest. The two were currently on the outskirts of the Elemental Nations and in a valley were no-one ventured into based on the stories that it was cursed and monsters lurked inside.

"This is the big surprise you wanted to show me, kind of a letdown don't you think?" Naruto replied as he looked to the sage with a deadpan stare. Jiraiya just laughed at this and spoke up.

"That's the beauty of it, brat. You see, behind this simple, mundane gate, is a vast new world willed with wonders and marvels. Allow me to demonstrate." The toad sage cut his palm and placed it on the padlock as it glowed a teal miasma and Naruto saw the gate light up.

"Here is the kicker, the gate only allows those who mean no harm and feed it some of their blood. Now it's your turn." Jiraiya said as Naruto cut his palm and did the same as the gate glowed brighter. Jiraiya placed a hand on the handle and pushed it in as a literal gateway to another place opened in front of their eyes.

"Whoa…" Naruto said, amazed at the place he was seeing on the other side.

"A couple things in advance. This place is only known by me, no one can track you if you enter in here and I will be having you go through some 'training regimes' to help you along the way. So, this will be our home of the next three years." Jiraiya said as he smiled at seeing Naruto slowly make his way through the gateway and he followed as he closed it behind him.

(Later on)

"Ah, Jiraiya. What brings you here?" Merlin said as the two entered his study. Jiraiya greeted his old friend and motioned to Naruto.

"Besides visiting an old friend and stocking up on some things. I have a student, I figured bringing him here to help his training would be beneficial. Besides I hear that you recently started this League of Legends." The old pervert said with a smirk.

"Oh you mean our little organization, yes that has come along nicely. Now then let's see this little fella of yours…" Merlin said as he approached Naruto and studied him. Naruto was a bit nervous at the elderly man with the thick beard (that happened to look like a wizard) looking at him intently.

"Hmm, inexperienced, brash, quick to act, and even a touch of self-depression mixed with several other things." Merlin started as he hit the nail on Naruto.

"But I can tell that you are also quick to learn, desire to protect what is close, undying will and more. You can go far one day, even with the help of your little furry friend." Merlin said as he patted Naruto's head. Naruto guessed that the elder summoner was referring to Kurama. While the two weren't on friendly terms, they worked out an agreement/grudging respect for each other.

"Uh, thanks I guess…" Naruto said as he scratched his cheek. Merlin smiled and turned to Jiraiya.

"I can tell he's going to be a handful here, he may even attract our other foxy friend here, though she is… different compared the one inside of him." Merlin said as Jiraiya shrugged his shoulders.

"The kid's got a knack for attracting all sorts of people to him. Two hundred bucks says he'll be a chick magnet when he grows up." Jiraiya said. Merlin reached into his sleeve and handed Naruto a card.

"I have a proposition for you, young man. How would you like to join the League?" Merlin asked as Naruto took the card.

"What this League?" Naruto asked.

"The League of Legends is essentially our way of holding the peace through these times in Runeterra, champions represent their homes or other reasons as they battle amongst others in the fields of justice. I can tell you are one to enter the fray with no intentions of loxing. What do you say?" Merlin asked. Naruto thought about it for a while as he asked Kurama.

'What do you think, Kurama? Should we take his offer?' Naruto asked through their mental link.

'I'd go with it, besides we are staying here for the next three years. I would be interesting to see who these champions are.' Kurama replied as it chuckled.

"Sure, I'll join." Naruto replied to Melin's offer as he smiled.

"Excellent, your room number is on the back of the card and I wish to see great things from you here on out, young man. Enjoy your stay." Merlin said as Naruto left the two old guys for their things as he made his way to his designated room. He was about to open the door when he felt a finger tap on his shoulder. He turned to greet the person, but found himself rendered speechless.

She was, beautiful, for lack of better word. Pale, flawless skin, ebony black hair and golden amber colored eyes. She wore an interesting red and white outfit with an intricate corset piece over her torso. He noticed her ears, tails and whisker marks as she had a hand (with blue painted nails) on her hip. Naruto composed himself as he saw her raise a delicate eyebrow.

"Um… hello." Naruto said to try to break the awkward silence. The vixen smirked as she cupped his chin and looked him in the eyes.

"You must be the one that's giving off the strange scent as of a few moments ago. Who might you be?" she asked in a purr as Naruto was nervous. He could hear Kurama laughing its ass off from the back on his head.

"Naruto Uzumaki, I'm new here… Who are you, ma'am?" Naruto asked as he swallowed his nervousness, there was something about her that he found interesting.

"Nice to meet a kid that has manners, not many around here. My name is Ahri." The fox replied as she smiled at his attempts to calm his nervous demeanor. She leaned forward as his eyes couldn't help but follow her large breasts.

"Eye's up, little one. I find you interesting, but I don't need to be harassed for indecent actions against minors." Ahri said as his eyes looked to hers.

"Sorry about that. I'm not a child by the way…" Naruto said as Ahri let go of him and folded her arms.

"Really? What makes you say that?" Ahri asked in humor as her tails waved about.

"This." Naruto thumbed to his headband. "It's pretty much unspoken law that once a shinobi receives their headband, they're officially an adult." Naruto said as he smiled with pride. Ahri giggled in mirth as she replied.

"Interesting, but you have this air of, innocence, around you. One that makes things VERY interesting…" Ahri said as a hand trailed down her side. Naruto glanced over her form and had to admit that she could rival Tsunade with that body and blew the so called competition back home out of the water.

"Anyway, I'd best be doing my things now. I was nice meeting you Ahri. Hope to be friends, Bye!" Naruto said quickly as he opened his door behind him and went in as he closed it. Ahri smirked as she watched the door for a few more moments as she had one thought going through her head.

'You are an interesting one, Naruto Uzumaki. I hope to find out more about you.' She thought as she took in the scent he emenated and his power, it tasted divine. Sona arrived and spoke with her telepathy.

"Good day Ahri, is there something that you find interesting?" Sona asked as she noticed her close friend standing in front of Naruto's door.

"Just meeting with the newcomer. Come one, let's get some lunch." Ahri said as the two women left for the cafeteria. Meanwhile Naruto was leaning his back on the door with a sigh of relief.

"Wow, first day here and I manage to meet someone that could pass of as Kurama's daughter." Naruto said to himself.

"While I'm a sentient mass of energy and thus can't have any heirs. I will agree, she could pass of as me or a child if I was to claim one. Nice to see that you are appreciating other people besides the howler-monkey back home." Kurama said in appreciation.

"Who again?" Naruto asked as he began unpacking his stuff as this left Kurama stunned.

"Damn, not even an hour in this Institute and this Ahri woman managed to make him forget about his 'crush'. You got a keeper, Naruto." Kurama mused to himself as he went to sleep. Naruto sighed as he laid on his bed.

"This is going to be an interesting three years." Naruto said to himself as he looked to the ceiling. Meanwhile, Jiraiya was getting chased by Fiora for peeping on her as she was relaxing in the bathhouses for the ladies of the League.

(Three and a half years later)

"You have certainly come far, Naruto. Ready to head back?" Jiraiya said as he looked the young man. Gone was the loud boy who wore orange and bull-rushed into fights. In place was a handsome young man who was, in Jiraiya's words, the ultimate chick magnet. He stood at 6' 2", as tall as Jiraiya. Naruto lost all his baby fat and trained to the point where he passed from exhaustion, he had the body of a professional Olympic swimmer. He wore a pair of black pants with knee-pads along with a pair of leather boots. He wore a simple shirt under a maroon duster that went to his knees. On his back he had his custom made sword, the Buster Sword (Cloud's Sword, the one that he has in Advent Children that is formed of multiple swords). On his left thigh he had his own little friend/weapon that he met during one of his journeys, a peculiar demon/spirit named Johnson. Johnson was an interesting fellow, he bonded himself to Naruto as a servant/friend and could transform into various guns. Plus the fact that he made sexual innuendos and remarks that always made Naruto laugh, also his voice changed (He sounds like Arin Hanson aka. Egoraptor).

Naruto also grew mentally, one big thing was that he no longer held the promise to bring Sasuke back. After a conversation with several champions as well as Jiraiya and Kurama that 'opened his eyes', he only saw Sasuke in a former acquaintance light. He also lost most of his 'childishness' and was a man that saw things a different way. He made friends, enemies, and rivals and even found love with two ladies of the League, those two special women being Ahri and Sona. The two admitted that they both liked him and wouldn't mind sharing. He was surprised at first but soon came to accept the two into his heart. He remembered their first encounter in the fields on the opposite teams.

(Flashback)

'Well, this is interesting.' Naruto thought to himself as he observed his surroundings, currently he and other selected champions were on a five-on-five game in the Howling Abyss. Right now the blond Uzumaki was camping out at the southern tip of the map as the others of his team went about.

"Well, brat, I'm sure you can hold your own. I'm also here if you face something to great for yourself." Kurama said from within the seal.

'Thanks for the support.' Naruto replied. He cooked his meal over a fire and kept an eye and his senses out for any danger. That's when his sixth sense went off and he flipped back as fox-fire shot into the small camp fire and exploded.

"Well there goes my meal…" Naruto said dejectedly as he glanced to the remains of the small camp.

"I'm sure I can make it up to you, Naruto…" Ahri said as she dropped down from the tree. Naruto involuntarily froze up as she sauntered over to him with a seductive smirk.

"Now now, there's no need to panic..." she said as he backed him up to a wall. Ahri giggled at Naruto nervousness. She traced her delicate fingers along his cheek and got a light purr from him.

"Oh my, a sensitive one. Don't worry, I'll take good care of you…" Ahri said in a sexy tone as she licked her lips. Internally, Naruto was having a panic-attack as he never really had these types of interactions with the ladies. Ahri prepared her Orb of Deception to drain Naruto's unique essence (the smell was slowly getting to her and having a profound effect). Meanwhile Kurama was already in action.

"Hold on, Naruto. I got your back…" The Nine Tailed Fox inside him said as it let out a pulse of its chakra that had Ahri stumbling back in shock as Naruto visibly relaxed.

"Phew, for a second there I thought I was going to die." Naruto said as he looked to Ahri, who he saw was panting heavily.

"Hey, are you alright?" Naruto asked as he slowly approached her. Ahri mumbled something that Naruto didn't hear as he placed a hand on her shoulder.

"I didn't hurt you did I?" the Uzumaki asked concerned, despite this being his first League match and was after his judgment, he was finding it hard to fight these people that seemed nice to him (he's still a bit naive).

"Give me…" Ahri hissed out, a bit louder this time as Naruto heard.

"Give you what?" He asked as her gaze snapped to his, Naruto noticed she had this hungry/slightly-crazed look in her eyes as she was giving him a predatory look. Before he could react. She tackled him and the two went tumbling back in the snow. Naruto ended up on his back as Ahri was on top and had his arms pinned down at the wrists. Now he was freaking out as he struggled to escape.

"Your essence… It's so… perfect, I'll be gentle." Ahri said as she leaned down as Naruto was still struggling. Kurama took control and sent Ahri flying back with a charka arm as Naruto got up and saw her recover with a hungry smirk as she licked the blood leaking from the side of her mouth.

"I would run now, Naruto. We'll figure out how to deal with her later." Kurama said as Naruto took its advice and sprinted off with Ahri hot on his heels. It was interesting for the other champions to see Naruto being chased by a rabid Ahri, unknown to Naruto, this served as the distraction needed as his team took out the other champions and made their way to the enemy base. Naruto soon found himself on a cliff edge as Ahri had him cornered. He turned to see Ahri with a dark smile on her face as she slowly approached him, like a predator and their prey.

"Nowhere to run, little kit…" Ahri purred as she approached him with her Orb ready. Naruto was thinking of a way out and finding none. Deciding that the only way out was though a surprise, he made clones and all of them transformed. Ahri was surprised alright. In front of her stood a group of several various champions, all female and nude as they all took sexy poses and began doing sexual acts. Ahri gained a light blush to her cheeks and some drool from her mouth as one of her secret fantasies was played out in front of her. The technique ended in a puff of smoke as Naruto threw a rasengan at her feet and jumped off the cliff edge as the rasengan exploded and threw her back. She recovered and looked up to see Naruto gone, even his scent was not around as she scanned the area. On the cliff-side, in a small indent, Naruto was hiding as he kept a grip on the surface.

"I think I lost her." Naruto said to himself after a while of waiting. He was about to move when he felt a fluffy tail caress his face.

"You know, you're full of surprises and crazy ideas. I wonder what else makes you so unique…" Ahri said as she was next to him. She maneuvered herself to be over him as both were still hanging on the cliff-side.

"You're a persistent one…" Naruto said as Ahri smiled. She moved in closer as her body was pressed to his, Naruto's hormones were calling out to him to take her, which wasn't helping.

"You could say that, maybe it's because I find you fascinating and your life-essence is having a profound effect on me." Ahri said as she took a whiff of him and sighed in content.

"Yes, it's so divine. Now, play time's over." Ahri said as she claimed his lips and made out with the stunned shinobi for a bit as she pulled back and began draining his life-force through his mouth into hers. Naruto didn't know what to do as her tails were holding his limbs and torso in place. Ahri was feeling his life force mingle with hers as it was like consuming the finest food and drinks around. While she felt a bit bad for doing this to him, her instincts were in charge as she couldn't resist Naruto's essence. That's when she felt a sharp pain in her torso as she ceased her actions and looked down to see a pike of Kurama's chakra forming off Naruto and impaling her through the torso and out her back. She looked back to Naruto as she felt her life fading and Naruto gave her a sympathetic look.

"Sorry about that, Kurama doesn't like to be used as a source of life. Maybe we could get along on different terms…" Naruto said meekly as Ahri simply kissed him on the forehead (he took of his headband at some point) and smiled.

"You're a nice person, Naruto. Never change." Ahri said before she fell back into the abyss as Naruto watched with a sad expression before climbing back up as his team won the match.

(Later on)

Naruto's group was congratulated and Naruto himself received a big applause for doing well on his first match. Of course the ladies he used in his 'harem jutsu' were reasonably miffed that he would put them in such a flashy technique. He just claimed that Jiraiya had nude pics of them and planned on putting them in his books. Needless to say they quickly turned on the hermit, after thanking Naruto, and chased him down as the toad sage was beaten to a pulp. Naruto got a good laugh out of that. That's when Ahri pulled him to the side, away from the party.

"Hey Ahri, good to see that you're ok." Naruto said as he saw Ahri.

"Thanks, you did well for your first match. I wanted to congratulate you. Sona also wanted to say congrats as well." Ahri said as Naruto noticed Sona next to Ahri. The Maven of Strings smiled as she bowed to Naruto

"I can tell your going to be a great champion one day." Sona said as Naruto smiled.

"Thanks. I guess this means we can be friends then?" Naruto asked with a grin as Ahri and Sona glanced and smiled at each other and both kissed him on the cheek, one on each side.

"Then consider this our token of a beautiful friendship, Naruto. See you around kiddo." Ahri said as they both went to get some drinks, leaving Naruto with a blush as he had a smile.

(Flashback End)

"Yea, it's nice here. All my friends and rivals, my two loves. I'm surprised three and a half years went by so fast. I'm going to miss this place." Naruto said as he looked around from their spot on the tallest mountain. Jiraiya knew why exactly Naruto chose this place over the Elemental Nations, he saw it from watching Naruto's past through his judgment, the teen wasn't treated like a walking time-bomb and viewed as a monster simply because his status. Naruto was treated like an actual human and even well liked for many things, his music being one of them (he could change the tone, pitch and overall sound of his voice).

"Don't feel bad, Naruto. There is always other times when you can come back." Jiraiya said as he patted Naruto on the shoulder. Naruto just smiled and replied.

"I guess you're right. Still finding it kind of dumb that I have to deal with a group of people in cloaks that wear nail polish and want to rule the world." Naruto said as he knew of the Akatsuki.

"I know, but I can tell you're more than a match for them. I'm sure someone like Vel'Koz would love to get his hands- I mean, tentacles on some of the higher ups in the organization." Jiraiya replied. Both chuckled as they knew the Eye of the Void was always curious about new things.

"Yep, I'm still going to get heat for letting Sasuke go and having new things to do." Naruto says as Jiraiya remembers about Sakura.

"Think of it this way, she's a girl with a delusional dream. Meanwhile you have better things to deal with." Jiraiya said.

"Yeah, let's head back. I'm pretty sure that everyone's known that this day's been coming." Naruto said as Jiraiya nodded and Naruto summoned his personal ride (Yasha's personal ride, Corvette Lone Wolf, from Asura's Wrath). Naruto got on his bike and Jiraiya rode bitch and the two sped off towards the Institute. Once they got there, Naruto had his things sealed away (the gifts, other weapons, items, gifts, awards pictures, etc…) and pocketed the scroll as he and Jiraiya left for the going away party.

(A couple hours later)

"I guess this is it…" Naruto said as he had his back to the gateway with Jiraiya next to him. With the two were all the champions, the summoners and Merlin to give the two a warm goodbye.

"We will miss you, Naruto. You can visit whenever you wish and we may come to visit once things have settled in your world. Until then, take care." Merlin said as she shook hands with Naruto. The champions gave their best wishes and safety for Naruto as they all said their good byes. Naruto and Jiraiya were about to enter the gateway when a voice called out.

"Wait for us!" everyone turned to see Ahri and Sona with their belongings in a large storage trunk modified by seals. The two caught their breaths and looked to Merlin.

"We were wanting to go with Naruto, if that was ok with you." Ahri said to Merlin as the old mage raised an eyebrow.

"Interesting…" Merlin mused as Naruto spoke up.

"Not to sound like a jerk here, but I don't think that is a good idea. There are some things I would rather you two didn't get caught up in." Naruto said as he didn't want them to get hurt because of him. Ahri turned to him with her hands on her hips.

"And we don't want you running off and hurting yourself. Besides, both Sona and I are your lovers, and would rather be there for you." Ahri said as Naruto sighed.

"Alright, though there will be some people that won't take you two nicely." Naruto said as he knew Sakura and Hinata won't be happy, but what did he care. He wasn't some trophy.

"I suppose I can allow you two to go with him, and since he can come back, you could visit as well. Keep in touch you two." Merlin said as Ahri and Sona nodded.

"Good luck you four and we hope to see you again." merlin said as they waved and left through the gate as it closed behind them.

(Back in the hidden valley/Elemental Nations)

They arrived back in the valley and Sona looked to the mundane gate.

"Interesting way of hiding the connection from dangerous forces." She said. Naruto just brought out his bike as he sealed their trunk into his scroll and got on.

"I know, Anyway we should be heading back to the Leaf village. Want a ride?" Naruto said as he sat on the bike. Sona sat in front of him bridal-style with her arms wrapped around his neck as Ahri was hugging his waist and snuggled to him.

"Hey, what about me?" Jiraiya asked as he saw the comfortable seats were gone and Naruto was wrapped by his lovers (which Jiraiya found himself jealous for Naruto for 'scoring big'). Naruto just smirked as he summoned his Chakra chains.

(A few minutes later)

Jiraiya was holding onto the chain for dear life as the four were flying through the air on subsonic speeds. He was attached to the back of Naruto's ride by said chain holding him by the waist as he was getting a birds-eye view of the Nations.

"You know how to make things fun for the old toad. Don't you?" Ahri said as she nibbled on his ear and Sona kissed his cheek, Naruto just chuckled as they were heading to the Leaf.

(In the Leaf Village)

Everyone was going about their day as usual. Well, sort of for a few.

(In the Hokage's office)

"Look Sakura, I don't know how long Jiraiya said they would be gone. He just said it may be around three years, let him do his thing, I'm sure they will be back soon." Tsunade said as she rubbed her temples as Sakura was once again pestering her for when Jiraiya and Naruto were coming back. She even managed to drag along the others of her graduating class and team 9 as well. They apparently all heard that Naruto was coming back and wanted to see the goofball as well. That's when the wall beside her desk exploded inwards as Naruto rammed his ride into it, having the magical shielding active so Sona and Ahri weren't hurt. The others in the office recovered and the dust settled as Naruto waved.

"Hey guys, long time no see." Naruto said as he got off his ride and unchained Jiraiya from the back as the two champions got off and dusted off, Naruto sealed his ride away in a tattoo on his arm.

"Naruto is that you?" Tsunade asked as she got a good look at her favorite brat. Time did him wonders as he was barely recognizable save for his whisker marks and several strands of blond in his red hair. She noticed his new attire, massive sword on his back and the scepter with a decorative skull hanging off his waist on a holster.

"Yep! Sorry if we were late, got caught up in a couple of things and had to save the toad before Syndra skinned him alive." Naruto responded.

"Hey, it's not my fault that she was in a bad mood." Jiraiya said indignantly as he got up.

"Sure it's not, after all, who was the one being chased around by the ladies when he was caught peeping?" Naruto mockingly asked as he usually gave away Jiraiya's cover when the perv was spying on the bathhouses. Jiraiya just threw his hands up in surrender and responded.

"Two can play at that game, I remember you being dragged away in ropes & chains by these two babes and not coming out of their room until several hours later. You ended up busting into a song right after with Viktor and Ezreal about it." Jiraiya said as Naruto remembered losing his virginity to the two lovely ladies that loved him. (Said song that Naruto, Viktor and Ezreal did is 'I Just Had Sex' by the Lonely Islands). Naruto just smiled at the memory as Ahri and Sona hugged him.

"Well we wanted to make our claim on him before he would be taken by someone else. I can say that his infamous stamina is also well versed for other uses then fighting." Ahri said as she smirked. Jiraiya just grumbled about the unfairness of the two ladies going for his lucky godson. That's when everyone finally noticed the two champions.

"Who are you two?" Tsunade asked as she observed how close the two were to Naruto.

"Where are my manners? I am Ahri, the Nine Tailed Fox and my best friend here is Sona Buvelle, The Maven of Strings. And yes, we both love this goofball and wanted to visit his home." Ahri said as she hooked her arms around Naruto's left arm. Sona smiled and bowed as she replied.

"It is good to meet the one that our love affectionately refers to as 'granny'." Sona said telepathically as Tsunade threw a paperweight at Naruto.

"Stop calling me that!" Tsunade yelled at Naruto as he chuckled.

"Anyway, I'm back and probably only staying for a while before I go back to Runeterra. I'll be dealing with the Akatsuki as well." Naruto said as he sat on a spare couch with Ahri and Sona taking his sides.

"What the hell do you mean you're staying for a while, you have to help me get Sasuke back!" Sakura demanded as she stomped over to Naruto and grabbed him by his shirt. Naruto sighed and took action. Before anyone could react Naruto had her pinned to the coffee table and had the Fusion Swords pressed against her throat.

"Look Sakura. I have decided to give up on the 'promise' to bring Sasuke back. For personal reasons I simply don't see the need to go after him. Our fight at the valley was the point where we splintered away and broke our friendship. If you want to go after him, be my guest. As for me I have other things to do and people to spend my time with." Naruto said as he put the Sword on his back and returned to the couch.

"*Low whistle* Wow, Naruto, you didn't tell me you had such a hot babe for your grandma." Johnson remarked as Naruto face-palmed.

"Yes, Johnson and before you ask they are real." Naruto said as the floating skull's mouth dropped.

"How about I take you two sight-seeing, does that sound good?" Naruto asked Ahri and Sona as they responded with a yes and the three left the office. Tsunade turned to Jiraiya with a stern look.

"Start talking." She said as Jiraiya sighed, knowing this was going to be a long story.

(With Naruto)

"This place seems nice, but I can tell they are very prejudiced." Ahri said as she noted the cold and angry stares she was getting. She knew of Naruto's history and how Kurama left a bad imprint. The Fox (Kurama) also explained why exactly it hated humans and she had to agree. They all saw her lover as a tool against their enemies and not a person. Sona had similar thoughts.

"Don't worry about them, you get used to it after a while." Naruto said as he led the two women to his favorite ramen-stand.

"Hey Ayame and Teuchi, ten bowls of The Naruto special, please." He said as Ayame squealed in happiness as she hugged her 'little brother' from over the counter and Teuchi laughed.

"And who might these lovely ladies be with you Naruto?" Teuchi asked as Naruto introduced them and they picked their orders.

"I'm so proud of you, not even 20 and already you have two beautiful women who love you. I can just picture your grandchildren right now." Teuchi said as this caused Naruto to choke on his drink.

"While kids do sound nice, he is still dealing with a few things before we can reach that milestone." Sona replied as Ahri patted Naruto on the back. They received their meals and Ahri and Sona had fun feeding Naruto as they all enjoyed their food. Meanwhile in the shadows of an alley, Hinata watched with an angry look on her face as Sakura was behind her.

"Look at them, those two whores don't even deserve to be near him. They swooped in and sank their claws into him and hold him as their slave. Are you going to let your 'destined husband' be taken away like that, Hinata?" Sakura asked as she already formulated a plan to get Naruto back under her thumb until she got Sasuke back. After that, Hinata could have Naruto for herself once Naruto fulfilled his uses. Hinata nodded in agreement, she noticed Naruto first, silently supported him from afar and was the perfect woman for the Uzumaki, and no fox whore or a blue-haired slut was going to take what was hers.

"I'll get Lady Tsunade to have Naruto and those two take a test to see how strong they are. You'll face the blue haired woman in the dress and I'll take the demon fox. We will crush them." Sakura said as she patted Hinata on the shoulder and the two dispersed into the crowds plotting to get Naruto as theirs. Unfortunately for them, Ahri heard them to her supernatural senses and smirked.

'So the two girls want to get rid of us, two can play at that game…' she thought as Naruto fed her a fishcake and she ate it. They finished their meals and headed to a nice apartment complex as Naruto rented out a grand room for the three.

(Later that night)

Naruto stretched as he was relaxing in the shower. His body had several scars going across it, proof that he earned his spot in the League of Legends and was one of the best there was (not that he would go around shouting that off to the other champions, he respected them). He felt a pair of slender hands wrap around his torso and a hot breath tickle his ear.

Something bothering you, my love?" Sona asked through her telepathy as she noticed Nauto was deep in thought.

"I'm fine, just thinking about the Akatsuki and how to deal with them and a few other things." Naruto replied as Sona hugged him and responded.

"I know that you will find a way to defeat them, I believe in you." She said as she kissed the scar that was left from the Chidori that Sasuke rammed through his (Naruto's) torso during that fight at the valley. Sona then turned off the water and wrapped a towel around his waist as she led him into the bedroom. Ahri was waiting with a seductive smile as she had decorated the room with rose petals and candles. Ahri was nude and leaned back on her hands with one leg folded over the other.

"There you are, my dear." Ahri said as she tugged off Naruto's towel with one of her tails and moved to the floor as she began to stroke him.

"We have been thinking of the idea of taking our relationship to the next level, since we know each other very well. How about we 'get hitched'. But after you have solved the problem with that group after you and those like you." Sona said as Ahri took him into her mouth and went from there.

"*moan* I have a few champions that owe me a few favors, so I could have them help out." Naruto said as Sona smiled and joined Ahri as they two were on their knees taking turns pleasing him with their mouths. Naruto just moved over to sit on the edge of the bed as the two friends/lovers continued.

"Holy shit you two are amazing at this." Naruto sighed out as they were bringing him to the edge.

"And we are all yours, my lover. Relax and enjoy, the fun is just getting started." Ahri said as they both licked wither side of his cock as they went to work on getting his creamy and tasty seed. It didn't take long for the two, especially when they knew what got him going, as Naruto announced his release and they each took their half of the fluids and then made out heavily as they mixed them up. This got Naruto staring in awe as he enjoyed the view. Their amazing bodies pressed against each other as they got into their actions. They finished and swallowed the juices as they turned to Naruto with seductive smiles.

"Now it's our turns, Naruto. Care to take responsibility?" Ahri asked as Naruto smirked as they found themselves on the bed with Sona on top of Ahri. Sona wasted no time as she began laying kisses and licks as Ahri did the same to her blue haired lover. Naruto immediately began eating out and finger their pussies Sona's on top of Ahri's. Their mixed fluids creating a unique flavor that Naruto found himself liking. He also attacked their asses as he continued his foreplay, adding his chakra into the mix as this had Ahri and Sona panting. Naruto got up and inserted his dick in-between their vaginas as he began sawing back and forth, rubbing their clits and coating his dick in their secretions. Ahri and Sona approached their release as they muffled their cries with a lip-lock as Naruto removed his dick and got back down and began consuming their orgasms. Naruto lapped at their pussies as he managed to prolong their orgasms until they calmed down.

"You really know how to get us back Naruto." Ahri said as they looked to him. Sona moved off Ahri as Naruto stood up. Ahri let Sona go first as she watched. Sona raised her hips as Naruto grabbed ahold and pushed himself into her as she bit her lower lip. He hilted inside her as he began thrusting and Sona gyrated her hips along as she felt him hit her womb every time. They fucked like passionate lovers and Sona had her arms wrapped around his neck as his hands roamed her body.

"Yes! Yes! You are the musician of my body, make music with our love!" Sona cried out as she loved Naruto. Her body and soul were his and vice-versa. Ahri just giggled at Sona's music related replies (she can hear Sona perfectly normal thanks to her powers). The two eventually reached their end as Sona's telepathic cries flooded Naruto's head and her walls clamped down on him as he started shooting thick bursts of cum into her core. They finished up after a while as Naruto extracted himself and Sona moved to the pillows as she began cleaning the leaking mixed releases with her fingers and mouth. Ahri grabbed Naruto's wrist and pulled him over.

"Now it's my turn, and I am VERY horny from watching you two. You think you can tame me?" Ahri asked with a humorous tone as she had him lay on his back and she straddled him, she took him inside her and dropped down as their hips were pressed against the others and he pressed against her womb. Ahri started to bounce up and down as Naruto thrust up when she went down. They worked in rhythm as Naruto sat up and began biting, playing, and sucking her breasts and collar. Ahri grabbed his face and claimed his lips as his hands squeezed her ass cheeks. They went at it like rabbits, a different pace and speed then with Sona, but still as amazing. They lasted a bit longer but eventually reached their orgasms as Ahri squirted out her release onto his crotch and pelvis as he painted her insides and womb white. Ahri panted heavily as she moved off and went over to Sona. They moved into a 69 position and ate out the other as they cleaned each other's pussy of leaking semen. They finished and looked to see that Naruto was still active and smiled.

"Looks like we have a lot of work ahead of us, Sona." Ahri said as she licked her lips.

"We'll be busy, but we'll all be satisfied, Ahri." Sona replied as both champions lunged and tackled Naruto as they were going to be awake and not be able to rest for a long time.

(In the Leaf arena)

"Will Sona Buvelle and Hinata Hyuuga please enter the arena." The proctor called out as the two did as told. While she didn't show it due to her ability to float, Sona had a heavy limp to her walk and a tired look in her eyes. Hinata glared at the older bluenette as Sona smiled back. Sona already knew that Hinata hated her and wanted Naruto as hers, she only had one thing to say about that.

"Begin!" The proctor said as he jumped back and Hinata lunged forward with the intent to kill as Sona dodged as she sent off magical music notes and sounds that struck Hinata and sent her stumbling back. Hinata growled as she tried to land a hit on Sona, but to no avail as Sona nimbly dodged and retaliated with her Etwahl. This lasted for a few more minutes before Hinata's tendons in her legs were severed by Sona.

"Why won't you fight for real? You skank." Hinata growled out as she held onto her bleeding legs. Sona just played a small tune on her instrument and then spoke to Hinata in private with her telepathy.

"This is how I fight. And I love Naruto truly, you only see him as something to possess that gives you a sense of worth. That is not true love, only greed. Now please surrender, I do not want to spill more blood than I already have, young one." Sona said as Hinata roared in fury and leaped forward with her chakra blazing. Sona just made a flicking motion with her hand as Hinata was stopped in mid-air and began gasping for air. Sona was using her new strings that doubled for musical instruments and weapons (she read a few books on chakra threads for puppets and tried out a similar method with her new strings). Hinata felt her throat being constricted as Sona choked her until she fell unconscious and set her down before bowing to the audience and leaving back to the competitors' box. Medics took Hinata away as the proctor spoke up.

"Will Ahri and Sakura Haruno please step into the arena!" he called out as the two did so. Sakura noticed that Ahri had a limp to her and a sleepy look with a smile and growled as she faced her.

"Begin!" the proctor yelled as he disappeared.

"What's with the face? You think that Naruto would be your little puppet forever?" Ahri asked as she hit the mark.

"Shut up you demon. I will release Naruto from your clutches!" Sakura said as she cracked her knuckles.

"For your information, I'm not a demon and neither is Kurama, as for your intentions for my dear mate. I have a few things to say." Ahri said as she made her limp go away with some healing magic and summoned her Orb of Deception.

"Oh yeah? And what's that?" Sakura sneered, Ahri just smiled as he orb shot forward and smashed into Sakura's face as it sent her skidding back. Sakura got back to her feet and punched the ground as the Arena floor shattered. Ahri just smirked as she dodged all the punches and kicks Sakura sent and spin-kicked the Haruno into a boulder. Sakura grunted in pain as Ahri the grabbed her by her ankle and threw her into the stadium wall.

"Why go for me when Naruto made it clear that he didn't want to hold this 'promise' to you?" Ahri asked in a bored tone as her tails played with her magical orb.

"Because you forced him out of it, you skank!" Sakura yelled as she pulled herself out of the wall. Ahri rolled her eyes as she swatted Sakura aside with one of her tails.

"I never forced him out of anything. He actually liked living in Runeterra far better than he did here based from the simple fact that he was accepted and seen as a human. Here he is seen as nothing but a tool used to defend this place and strike down its enemies. He agrees with Kurama on the condition that they are both better off in Runeterra." Ahri said as Sakura tried to attack again but Ahri broke her leg at the knee with a kick.

"Sona and I love him for who he is, we don't see him as a means to an end like you do, or as a trophy like that obsessed girl you brought into this. He is kind, caring, emotional, driven, and funny and more than any other person we know. That is why you will never understand why Naruto like we do. You only want him around to do your bidding." Ahri said as Sakura snarled and tried to stab Ahri with a kunai. The champion caught the offending attacker by the wrist and had her Orb of Deception phase through Sakura's body, taking her soul and letting the corpse fall. Ahri removed Sakura's soul from her Orb and let it fall to the floor as it faded away. Ahri walked back to the box as everyone watched in silence. Sakura was dead because of her actions and brought this on herself. Tsunade knew that Sakura grew more 'unhinged' during the past half-year that Naruto didn't return. It was only a matter of time before she would snap as she held onto that promise like it was a life-line.

"Will Naruto Uzumaki and Kakashi Hatake please enter the arena." The proctor said as they did so and disappeared as he began the match.

"As much as I want to say that Sakura didn't deserve that, she had it coming with how she was acting and what she was planning." Naruto said as he grabbed his sword's handle.

"I suppose that she focused too much on Sasuke back on the former team than reality. In any case, death is a common thing in our careers. Now let's see how much you have grown." Kakashi said as he put his book away.

"Before we start, I want to give you a present." Naruto said as he tossed a small scroll to Kakashi, who opened it and saw a small seal for 'fang'. Curious, he channeled some chakra into it and was surprised when a 9 foot long elongated nodachi appeared in his hands as the scroll vanished.

"I remember you saying you used to wield a sword during your career and I decided to forge a new one for you, I call it the Masamune. Now then, let's play." Naruto said as he lunged forward as Kakashi reacted in time to block the sword strike.

'He's stronger.' Kakashi thought as he struggled to hold Naruto back.

"Don't be surprised Kakashi, after all, I still am the most unpredictable person around." Naruto said as he struck again. Their fight was hectic and insane as they duked it out. Kakashi got used to his gift and they both proved to be excellent swordsmen. Naruto jumped back and brought out Johnson as he switched to the revolver and fired off several shots that Kakashi dodged. He retaliated with thrown kunai that Naruto shot down and they resumed their sword battle.

"You're good." Kakashi commented as they locked blades.

"I learn from the best, let's see if you can keep up." Naruto said as he head-butted Kakashi, causing the older man to stumble back. Naruto threw him up into the air along with the Fusions Swords that split into its separate forms. Naruto's form emanated his deep blue colored chakra. He shot up and grabbed a sword as he landed a slash on the mid-air Kakashi. He continued with the assault and used his other swords as well (His own created attack, one of many, titled the Omnislash Version 6). Naruto finished his technique and landed with all the sword forming a circle around him as he held out his free arm and catches the unconscious Kakashi. Everyone was in awe as Naruto bested Kakashi.

"I win!" Naruto said as he handed Kakashi over to the medics and collected his other swords as he assembled them all back into one and placed it on his back. Naruto just left the arena with Ahri and Sona following him back to the apartment. Right now he had plans to contend with the Akatsuki and helping out Kurama.

(A couple weeks later)

Naruto was making his way to the hidden Akatsuki hideout, his presence completely invisible to all forms of tracking that Akatsuki had to offer as he spoke into his ear piece.

"This is Spiral Maelstrom in position, are you guys ready?" he asked as the champions helping him out with this mission replied. He spoke to a couple champions including the ones who owed him a favor (he even got Vel'Koz in on the deal with the chance of gaining more knowledge of his world). Anyway, they were ready to take action.

"Ready when you are, Naruto." Thresh said as he was giddy at the thought of claiming a few new souls, powerful ones at that. Naruto had his hands out as he tore off the top of the Akatsuki hideout with his telekinesis and tossed it to the side as his group rushed in on the surprised Akatsuki. Vel'Koz came out of the void portal created as he grabbed Obito and Pein as he disposed of the two after absorbing their knowledge. Zetsu was killed by Zyra and the black half was sucked into the void, Itachi was blinded and bisected by Naruto and his head was blown off, Hidan was reaped by Thresh along with Kakazu being consumed by Cho'Gath, Kisame was killed by Rengar and collected as a new trophy along with his sword. Deidra and Sasori were killed off by Jinx. Konan was the only member left as she was taken captive. That's when Naruto sensed a spirit form next to him.

"And what do I owe this pleasure, Kaguya." Naruto asked as the legendary Rabbit Goddess looked to him. Kaguya had been watching Naruto for a while and spoke to him on several occasions about wanting a 'rebirth'. Naruto was wary at first, but soon came to an agreement as long as she wouldn't go nut and want to conquer the world.

"I see you have taken care of my puppets." She said as she looked to the corpses. Naruto just shrugged and replied.

"Yep, let me guess, you picked her as your vessel for your rebirth?" Naruto said as he motioned to Konan.

"Indeed, while the reconstruction process will take some time until I have my body once more, I am fine with waiting." Kaguya said as her spirit flew into Konan and took over as she crushed Konan's soul and absorbed it into hers. The only thing that showed Kaguya's possession of Konan was the light wisps of lavender energy flowing from her eyes and her shadow, which had Kaguya's horns.

"Much better, feels nice to be back in the mortal realm again. I'll be choosing to live in Ionia if that is acceptable and I will visit from time to time. Good day, Naruto." Kaguya said as she kissed his cheek and left with the champions as they went back home. Naruto then lifted up his shirt and undid the seal as he freed Kurama. Naruto just collapsed in pain as Kurama appeared before him.

"Thank you Naruto, I will free my other siblings and we shall leave for Runeterra along with you. You have my word." Kurama said as it healed Naruto and Naruto gave it two seals that nullified forcible sealing and any mind-control techniques.

"See you around, you big fur-ball. We'll be in touch. And don't kill the other vessels." Naruto said as he smiled, Kurama left to do its thing as Naruto teleported back to his apartment, his things and Ahri and Sona were ready to head back to Runeterra. Now he had to speak to Tsunade and his friends.

(A couple Hours Later)

"You really are leaving to go back there?" Tsunade asked as she knew Naruto's reasons. Naruto nodded and replied.

"I am, but don't worry, I'll keep in touch and visit, I could also arrange for some of you guys to come over as well." Naruto said as he was pulled into a hug from Tsunade.

"It's alright, I'll miss you Naruto. And make sure to give me some grandkids with those two lovely ladies of yours." She said as Sona and Ahri smiled. They waved goodbye as they hopped onto the Lone Wolf and sped off to the Forbidden Valley as Naruto opened up the gate way.

"Ladies first." Naruto said as Ahri and Sona kissed him and entered the gateway, in the distance he spotted Kurama and the other tailed beasts racing to his direction as they were ready for a new life free of people that wanted to use them. Naruto let them through as they had to shrink down to fit in and was the last one to go through as he made the wooden gate disappear, with him being the only one to have access to travel to and fro from both worlds.

Looks like life was turning out good for Naruto.

Chapter completed, if this one seems a bit meh compared to the others then I apologize. I had a brief bout of m ADHD kick in and I sort of felt like I rushed this chapter. But I got down how I wanted it to play out. Please leave a review on what you think and/or a PM if you have any questions/suggestions for future chapters/scenarios. Also please check out my profile for my other stories and challenges I have posted up, you won't be disappointed. Until then, stay frosty.

Hell is Fun 21 signing out.