My Little Pony: Friendship is a Bizarre Adventure
Part 3: ~Stardust Coachriders~
Episode V: Blood on the Road, Justice's Vengeance!
The group had taken a series of bus from Calcutta to Varanasi, the Eternal City. The woman from before sat with the group on the bus. Polnareff had decided to talk some sense to her.
"Listen... Normally I don't tell people what to do. There's no point into talking to dumb people, they're too dumb! Stupid pigs will never learn to understand, no matter what! But, I don't even know you're name."
"Nena."
"Nena, you're probably a very smart girl, and nice looking too. Just a nice woman who wants to go back home, right?"
Pinkie Pie turned and pointed at Nena with a curious expression.
"Hold up, if your hometown is back there, why're you coming with us?"
Nena blinked then looked out the window.
"My home is actually in Cairo. I'm a runaway using my fathers money."
"But all the way down here? What could possibly make you want to leave home?"
"My love, Hol Horse."
Polnareff scoffed with a chuckle.
"That man? I knew it! I know you won't want to hear this but, Hol Horse is a bad man."
Nena didn't defend him. In fact she indulged herself in Polnareff's rant about the cowboy. Jotaro looked over to Pinkie Pie who was clearly in the midst of a fever.
"Oi, Grandma, you don't look too good."
"It's this nasty infection! Look at it, it's even got a silly face! Wait did you just call me Gran-"
"No."
"You did!"
"Shut up and get that checked out... Whoa, hey, everyone look outside. You all seeing this?"
Everyone looked outside, except for Polnareff who had his hands up to the side of his face, still rambling to Nena.
"See, love makes you look this way! You can't see anything like this so you gotta be careful when you're in love!"
Rainbow Dash elbowed Polnareff roughly and pointed outside.
"Hey, Polnareff, shut up and look outside."
"Wha- How're you just gonna tell me to do that!"
"Like this. Shut up and look outside."
"Le con."
Outside were men doing strange things. Some had buried themselves with pins on their bodies pierced with long odd needles. Some sat and laid on beds of spikes. One was being cremated, no one could tell if he was burning alive or dead. They had arrived at the Sacred River, Ganges. Holy men, the elderly, the sick, beggars, children, cows, monkeys, dogs, food, waste, burning bodies... It engulfs everything peacefully and without discrimination. Ever-flowing, one could call it a simplified representation of death itself. It is thought that the landscape is the reflection of people's souls. A strange pop came from the infection, catching everyone's attention. Joseph stuck his tongue out at in disgust, getting a roll of the eyes from Pinkie Pie.
"Where'd you get that?! Get that fixed as soon as you can!"
"Oh puh-lease~! It doesn't hurt that much!"
"Pinkie it shouldn't hurt at all! Get yourself to the doctor, ugh, I knew this place was disease ridden!"
"Fine, just don't get into any trouble, any of you! I'm sure it's just some weird bump that'll probably have to get cut out."
Pinkie Pie stopped at a local doctor's office. After paying and getting the doctor to look at the strange blister, he sighed with an annoyed tone.
"Yep. That's a bacterial infection, I'll have to remove it right now."
"Now?!"
"Don't worry, you'll be administered a local anesthetic, it'll be quite painless."
"Alright, I trust you doc, just make it quick."
The doctor grabbed a scalpel as Pinkie looked away. She heard sounds of flesh and bone being cut but felt no pain. Oddly enough, she didn't remember taking anything yet and peeked back. The doctor's entire face had been cut like Swiss cheese. The scalpel was stuck in his cheek as he stumbled back and fell to the floor. Shocked, Pinkie Pie began to hear laughing nearby.
"HMPH! THAT DOCTOR TRIED TO GET RID OF ME! WHAT A MORON!"
"Wha?!"
Pinkie Pie looked around for the voice, and paled at the sight of her arm. There, the infection became an actual face. Eyes, a nose, even a mouth with teeth and a tongue.
"... Oh this is going to be one of those chapters..."
"HEHEHE! I'M THE [EMPRESS] YOU OLD HAG! PINKAMENA PIE, YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO DIE!"
"I don't feel like it today. I think we should sever our relationship!"
She grabbed a scalpel off of the surgeon's tray, thrusting the blade in Empress' way. However, Empress stopped the blade with it's own teeth. Even though stuck to her arms as a mere face, Pinkie Pie had nearly been thrown to the ground. The scalpel flew from her grip and into Empress' mouth, without a moment to hesitate, it cut Pinkie Pie's pinky finger clean off.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
"HAHAHA! WITHOUT THAT FINGER, COULD YOU REALLY BE CALLED PINKIE? GET IT?!"
"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"
"THEN HOW ABOUT A TRICK? YOU'RE THINKING RIGHT NOW, "HOW DO I DEFEAT THIS THING? STANDS CAN ONLY BE DEFEATED BY OTHER STANDS! MY STAND [CANDY SHOP] CAN SHOW ME ANYTHING AND EVEN GIVE ME A SMALL WINDOW TO WORK WITH! BUT, CAN I FIGHT WITH THIS ABILITY?" HEEHEEHEE! THE ANSWER IS NO, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! I'M APART OF YOU NOW, MOMMA!"
It spat a large glob of saliva her way while laughing. Pinkie ran for the door but stopped as Empress spoke up again.
"NOW, NOW, MOMMA! HOW'RE YOU GONNA EXPLAIN THAT THERE DEAD BODY?! TRYING TO GET TO YOUR FRIENDS? BACK AT THE HOTEL? I WON'T LET YOU!"
It threw up next, aiming the bile right for Pinkie's face, she narrowly dodged in time yet it some of it still landed in her fluffy hair.
"EEEEEWWWWW! Why is it my hair that gets it the worst, first piranhas, now this?!"
The nurse entered the room and saw the gruesome scene. The doctor murdered and Pinkie Pie standing like a crazed woman. Unknowing of the creature responsible right on the arm. To her it was still a festering infection. Empress chuckled before shouting out loudly, mimicking Pinkie Pie perfectly in the ears of the nurse.
"THE KILLER IS ME! PINKAMENA DIANE PIE! I'M AN AMERICAN-"
"EQUESTRIAN!"
"TRAVELLER WHO'S STAYING AT KHULAK'S HOTEL! ALSO YOUNG MISS, I LIKE TO SKIN PRETTY YOUNG GIRLS! TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL YOUNGER!"
The nurse shrieked as she ran away. Pinkie Pie dove out of the window and made her way using the alleyways and Candy Shop to navigate to the hotel. Unfortunately, several policemen had set up a perimeter around the entire hotel. Pinkie Pie looked down at Empress.
"So... Would asking you to tell me where the User is, be out of the question? Or the ONLY way to beat you?"
"YOU REALLY ARE AN IDIOT! WITHOUT YOUR FRIENDS, YOU'RE DEFENSELESS! AND WITHOUT YOU, THEY'RE COMPLETELY CLUELESS! I'LL KILL YOU AND TAKE OVER YOUR BODY TO KILL THEM!"
"Not if I crush you like this!"
Pinkie Pie threw her arm against a pipe. She estimated with the force she put, she might break her own arm, but to take care of her friends it would be a price she wouldn't mind paying. She winced waiting for the pain. Instead, she opened her eyes to see Empress with arms, gripping the bar tightly.
"YOU OLD BITCH! ARE YOU TRYING RUIN YOUR OWN ARM? I'M APART OF YOU NOW, MOMMY! YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE CARE OF ME~!"
Empress sneered as Pinkie Pie came to the frightening conclusion. Empress was constantly growing, a Stand that used her own body to sustain and grow itself. Within time, Empress would soon grow large enough to swallow her own body for it's own. She pulled yet Empress kept a tight grip onto the pipe.
"Hey! Let go, what're you doing?!"
"SNITCHING! HEY POLICE MAN!"
That made Pinkie Pie's blood run cold for a moment. She looked to the other end of the alley and saw an officer turning their way.
"THE MURDERER IS RIGHT HERE! HELP! SHE'S STRIKING AGAIN!"
"Okay, to be fair I am trying to end you but-"
The officer pulled his weapon out on Pinkie Pie. She had to think fast. She took a deep breath and struck her arm with Hamon. Empress laughed at the attempt until it noticed it couldn't move. Strange licorice vines with small candies growing out of them wrapped and paralyzed it. Pinkie Pie fell back as the officer fired his gun, the bullet grazed her ear as she escaped. She took a cloth from a window and draped it over Empress. Rushing away from the hotel. Polnareff escorted Nena around the market, trying to get her to look his way, or even get a response out of her.
"You see Nena, a true man never boasts. Hol Horse probably boasted all the time, huh? What a loser! He only boasting because of that fact, him being a loser! Obviously he doesn't have much to back it all up!"
"..."
Compared to Hol Horse... Whaddya think of me? Am I your type?"
"..."
"I don't care about your past, or the men you've been with before. What really matters is how we feel right now."
Nena noticed Pinkie Pie running madly in their direction. She turned on a heel and pointed at a random building with Polnareff following after her.
"Look! I think that restaurant is ran by a Japanese woman. Do you like Japanese food?"
"Oui~!"
He nodded as Pinkie Pie ran past them. Too busy looking down at the cloth at her arm, barely did she glance up to not run into a shop in the bazar. She did notice that various fruits and vegetables, even fish with pieces of them bitten off. A loud burp came from under the cloth.
"What are you doing under there?!"
"EATING! GROWING! SNACKING! I'VE GOT TO GROW BIG AND STRONG, MOMMA!"
The head of a chicken fell out from the under the cloth next. Pinkie couldn't believe how she didn't noticed the food being taken as she ran. She pulled the cloth away, with a fist thrown right into her jaw as a result. Empress had it's own entire upper body. A muscular body type with feminine features. It threw several more punches in Pinkie Pie's face.
"AATATATATATA~! I'VE GROWN UP, BUT I STILL NEED A LOT OF TENDER CARE, MOMMA!"
"I-If this is what it's like to raise a kid, count me out of parenthood, but I've been in plenty more fights than you!"
"WE'LL SEE WHAT YOUR EXPERIENCE DOES AGAINST MY STRENGTH! LOOK! I CAN EVEN REACH YOUR THROAT! ALL I NEED TO DO IS CUT AN ARTERY, AND I'LL FINALLY GROW AS BIG AS I SHOULD!"
Pinkie Pie summoned Candy Shop to immobilize Empress. However, now that it was stronger, Empress merely continued it's assault. Pinkie Pie held her free hand up, not to block but to summon a portal back to Empress, having it punch itself.
"AGH! WHAT A TERRIBLE MOM! WHO ABUSES THEIR KID LIKE THIS!?"
"Told you I wasn't parent material! Now to- AIIEEE!"
Empress sank its teeth into Pinkie Pie's arm before swaying itself around with it's own weight. Pinkie Pie fell onto counter littered with incense dust. Empress grabbed one pot full and began to beat Pinkie Pie with it. To the people surrounding them, Pinkie Pie looked like a mad woman wrestling and yelling at the pain of her disgusting wart growing on her arm. They felt more pitiful then mad at her condition. An opening for her to finally stand appeared and she took it without a moments notice. Making a mad dash once more, avoiding police and looking mad, she nearly ran into Polnareff and Nena yet again. Unfortunately Polnareff had his back to her, and Nena saw her coming. She grinned as two working men crossed them as they carried a large carpet that covered them from Pinkie Pie's line of sight. Nena threw herself onto Polnareff and pulled him into a narrow alley.
"Mr. Polnareff! No... PolPol!"
"P-PolPol...?"
"Yes... I've grown so close to you. You're so kind, and caring, even aware. I want to get to know you so much now. To grow so much closer to you... Please?"
"W-Wh-Wha-Why, of course! Definitely! Permettez-moi de prendre soin de vous."
While Polnareff believed he was the luckiest man alive, Pinkie Pie ran for her life, constantly being chastised by Empress.
"WHERE ARE YOU RUNNING YOU OLD DUST BAG! YOU'RE GETTING FARTHER AND FARTHER FROM YOUR FRIENDS!"
"Y'don't say? Maybe that's cause I'm not trying to get to them!"
She stopped in front of a barrel of tar and shoved her entire arm into the tar, attempting to drown Empress. A few moments passed before a nail came out from the tar and stabbed into Pinkie Pie's throat. She stopped it just in time for the tip to pierce the skin, yet it was slowly going in deeper. Pinkie lifted her arm up from the tar as Empress chuckled.
"I PICKED THAT UP WHILE YOU WERE HAVING AN OLD PERSON EPISODE BACK AT THE MARKET, YOU CODGER! I'LL USE THIS NAIL TO SEVER YOUR ARTERY, THEN KILL THE REST! AFTER ALL, EVERY KID HAS TO GO OUT ON THEIR OWN! YOU'VE BEEN A GOOD MOMMY BUT, I'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU FROM HERE ON... FROM HERE... On... Uu-ugh!"
Empress began to become stiffer and stiffer, finally seeing the true intention of the tar. Pinkie Pie smiled brightly at it as she summoned Candy Shop. A screen appeared that showed a map made from the incense dust from earlier.
"You thought I was being tossed around by your weight, right? Well newsflash, [Candy Shop] is almost exactly like [Hermit Purple], just sweeter in every way! Don't tell JoJo I said that though!"
"Y-You! You made a map using [Candy Shop]?! H-How did you know about this tar barrel in the first place!?"
"Uh... Nah, I'll let you think on that. By the way! You said it yourself, Stands can only be defeated by other Stands, so~!"
Candy Shop's vines wrapped tightly around Empress as one flew up to a window. She pointed at Empress with a emotionless face. Ann expression without any mercy.
"You're next line is 'N-No! You can't do this!' exactly."
"N-No! You Can't Do This! A-AIE!?"
She smiled brightly and gave a two fingered salute to Empress with a heart giggle.
"Sorry but, kids have to grow up and take care for themselves. Just do your dear mommy a favor, baby girl."
Pinkie Pie ran up the wall, over the bar the vine wrapped itself around, and fell pulling hard as she could.
"DON'T TEAR YOURSELF UP OVER IT!"
With a final pull, Candy Shop's grip crushed and tore Empress apart. In the alley with Nena, Polnareff closed in for a kiss.
"Now let us swear a vow love in a kiss, ma chérie!"
He stopped as she began to drool until an unsightly fat woman protruded from Nena's stomach, bloodied and wounded heavily. Polnareff stumbled back into the wall utterly shocked and disgusted. He shuffled away from the body unconsciously until he felt something on his shoulder. Pinkie Pie whistled as she leaned on his shoulder with an arm.
"Wow! You were here the whole time keeping her close by, eh? I think I underestimated you Pol! You're smarter than you look!"
"... Wha... What? Hey! Y-Your finger!"
"Huh? Oh this? Yeah I should get that looked at, but I'm kinda wanted for murder. So~ it'd be best if we got out of town as soon as possible."
"M-Murder!? D-Didn't you tell us not to get into trouble?!"
"I say lots of things! Go tell JoJo to get that car ready, we're outta here!"
Under the cover of night, and with a jeep Joseph had purchased, they had crossed the borders of Varanasi and neared Pakistan. Polnareff drove as punishment, although he preferred to be behind the wheel in the first place. Rainbow Dash shifted uncomfortably in the vehicle.
"I don't get this.."
Kakyoin looked back at her from the passanger seat.
"What is there to get?"
"Well, one thing is how to wrap my head around a Stand like [Empress] and... Well."
"Well?"
"WHY DO I HAVE TO SIT IN JOTARO'S LAP?!"
Pinkie tilted her hat up and shrugged at Rainbow Dash.
"Cause Kakyoin called shotgun and I wanted the middle. There's just not enough room for all of us without a little compromise! Besides Jotaro doesn't seem to mind."
Jotaro glanced away from the window and at Rainbow Dash.
"I don't really care."
"I do! This is so awkward and stupid, and I don't even have a seat belt! What's keeping me from flying around if we get in a crash?!"
Jotaro sighed and hugged Rainbow Dash tightly.
"There."
"What? This!? You really think this is good enough for a seatbel-"
Star Platinum added to Jotaro's strength, nearly crushing Rainbow Dash's upper torso.
"A-Aghck! C-Could be a bit tighter, b-bu-but! At least you're trying!"
Polnareff honked the horn, growling under his breath. Kakyoin elbowed him lightly as Pinkie Pie kicked his seat.
"Polnareff, calm down."
"Yeah, what're ya honking for anyways?!"
Polnareff rolled his eyes and waved a hand at the two.
"Ths guy in front of us is just too slow! That's it!"
He drove the vehicle nearly off the entire mountain and swerved in front of the car. The entire group had frozen hearts as they held onto each other for dear life. Polnareff smirked as he looked at the car through the rearview mirror, ignoring the glare from Joseph.
"Now that's much better! Finally can go at my time without some slowpoke slowing me down."
"Polnareff! We don't need to be wanted men across the whole world! It's bad enough Pinkie's still wanted in Varanasi for murder."
Pinkie Pie simply shrugged as Rainbow Dash spoke up, Jotaro's eased his grip on her so she could speak.
"Hey, if you're going so slow, least you could do is let people past you!"
Polnareff smiled and shot up a thumbs up at Rainbow Dash. She grinned back until Jotaro squeezed her tight enough to get a squeak out of her.
"Exactly! See you guys, Dashie gets it!"
"D-Dashie? Okay, PolPol, if you say so."
"I take it back, she's dumb as shit."
There were a few laughs in the jeep at the time. Then silence. Kakyoin looked out of the window wistfully.
"We're about to say goodbye to India already..."
Rainbow Dash looked up through the sun roof with Joseph.
"So much has happened in such a short time..."
"Yes. When we first arrived, I couldn't wait to get out of here, but now... I REALLY wanna get out of here... But, I wouldn't mind coming back."
Polnareff stared ahead at the road intently.
"I'm going to come back here after all this... And give Avdol a proper burial."
Joseph sighed and looked to Jotaro.
"Should I tell him, or do you want to?"
"Yare Yare, we called his family..."
"They came and took his body back home. They're all Stand Users, since that ability is inherited through his predecessors, like how we received ours... But, we won't be receiving anymore aid from them."
"If anything, they may come looking for vengeance..."
Polnareff gripped the wheel tightly before the whole vehicle came to a sudden stop. Rainbow Dash's head slammed against Kakyoin's seat.
"AGH! Jotaro, what the heck!? Weren't you supposed to be my seatbelt?!"
"..."
"Nothing to say to that? Hey, Pinkie, what's with you?"
Pinkie Pie shook her head as she snickered and lowered her hat over her eyes. She pointed ahead as Rainbow Dash looked past Kakyoin and Polnareff outside on the road. The girl they had left behind in Singapore stood there with a thumb out. The moment she saw them, a wide smile appeared on her lips.
"Hey~! I knew we'd see each other again! Wanna gimmie a lift you guys?"
"... No... Way..."
She hopped in on Joseph's side through the open window and began to dig into her pockets.
"It's okay! I've come with supplies and proper forms of bribery! The silver haired gent would probably like these porno pics, right~?"
Joseph reeled back in disgust as Polnareff looked back with unintended interests.
"W-What?! I'm married you shitty brat!"
"Hold on, does any of them have a nice tan?"
"POLNARE-"
"IT'S FOR RESEARCH!"
The girl chuckled as the pictures were torn up by Joseph. She pulled out a pack of rare cigarettes.
"Well then how about these, eh? You can't tell me a cool group like this doesn't smoke!"
Pinkie Pie snatch the pack and handed them over to Rainbow Dash. While everyone was telling the girl to go home, save for Jotaro who sat there quietly, Rainbow Dash pocketed the smokes rather than throw them outside. Eventually the girl and Joseph got into a shouting contest. Jotaro and Rainbow Dash finally spoke up.
"Shut The Fuck Up! All Of You!" "Shut Your Friggin' Mouths!"
Everyone grew silent, save from Pinkie Pie who stifled a laugh. Jotaro lowered his cap.
"Yare Yare... We'll drop her off at the airport and buy her ticket back home."
From then on the drive was quiet, save for the girl rambling on about supplies and necessities for traveling. Polnareff noticed the car from before was tailing them. He pressed the gas harder, yet the car kept right on the bumper. Joseph sighed, shaking his head as he looked back at the car.
"Just let them pass, Polnareff."
"Tch. What were they doing? Wanna go fast now all of a sudden."
Polnareff slowed down and signaled for the driver to pass him. As they drove by, the group looked to the car to see who was driving, yet it was utterly dirty. No paint, rusted, even the windows were layered in dust, sand, and grime. Upon passing them, the car slowed down again. Polnareff and Rainbow Dash let out a groan.
"This guy! Who does he think he is?"
"I'll say, this is just a waste of time! What's his aim?"
Pinkie Pie and Joseph glanced at each other.
"You don't assume this is just some guy being spiteful, do you Pinkie?"
"Assumptions aren't our thing, JoJo. Either this guy is mad or..."
Kakyoin's eyes widened as he summoned Hierophant Green's arm above his, aimed right at the car in front of them.
"Or, he's a Stand User. With how dirty that car is... It'd have to be on purpose to hide himself!"
Polnareff raised a brow as the driver signaled for them to pass. He sucked his teeth and didn't hesitate.
"What an idiot! Just gonna waste our time and teach us a lesson or something?"
The entire group erupted into screams as a large truck was right in front of them. Jotaro and Rainbow Dash summoned their Stands. Star Platinum and Star Seraphim stopped the jeep and truck from meeting, using the momentum and weight of the jeep to throw it over the truck. Star Seraphim then caught the jeep from underneath and eased the vehicle back down the road. As the Stands vanished, everyone took a minuet process what had just happened. Polnareff had began to breathe again and put a hand on his heart to check if it was still beating.
"Putain de merde! If it weren't for [Star Platinum] and [Star Seraphim], we'd all probably be crushed! My [Chariot] and Kakyoin's [Hierophant] may be fast but, neither have the strength to stop a truck like that, let alone stick our landing too!"
Kakyoin and Joseph looked around for any traces of the car.
"Did anyone see where that bastard went?!"
"N-No, Mr. Old Man, he's out of sight!"
"Dammit! Who was he? ... Kakyoin did you just call me Mr. Old Man?"
Kakyoin looked away, trying to find something, anything else to talk about.
"T-The truck! What about the driver or the cargo it held?"
Jotaro huffed out an annoyed breath as he did his best to ignore.
"It never happened. Let's just get out of here and ignore it."
Pinkie Pie summoned Candy Shop to find the driver as Rainbow Dash sent Star Seraphim as far as she could to scout fir the car. The vision only showed the car stopped at a pit stop. A group of men all with a similar build as the arm of the driver. The group drove on, soon finding the pit stop in Pinkie Pie foresaw. As they searched the area, Joseph found a bar that made strange drinks, such as sugar cane candy. e curiously bought one to try it until he saw the car in the reflection of the glass.
"Hey! Everyone, there it is!"
The group nearly swarmed the car, yet no one was inside. Joseph asked the bartender if he knew who the owner was, but the man hadn't noticed the car until the group did. Polnareff cursed under his breath.
"How do we deal with this?! This is getting complicated for no reason!"
Kakyoin combed his hair, hiding his frustration to keep his mind cool.
"We've got to keep an open mind, but be wary. Clearly this man has some form of animosity towards us, yet he we haven't been directly attacked either."
Joseph looked to the patrons of the bar with a glare.
"The only ones looking remotely closest to the driver are the ones by the door... I hate to say it, our options are pretty limited, right Jotaro?"
"Right... The only quick way to find out who the driver, is to beat them all up!"
That caught most of the patrons attention as the group randomly assaulted the men, everyone except for Kakyoin and Pinkie Pie.
"H-Hey! What the hell, this isn't the way to go about things!"
"Everyone, none of those guys could be the driver!"
Rainbow Dash slammed one of the men's head right into the table as she kept him in an arm-lock. She looked up with a raised brow.
"How could you know that Pinkie?"
"Because the car started just as you all started swinging!"
Everyone looked to the dirty car as it drove off into the distance. Rushing back to the jeep, Polnareff gave chase with Kakyoin reading the map as they came to a fork in the road. There was a sign that told them which way path took them to Pakistan. However Kakyoin noticed something strange.
"Hold on... There should be tunnel coming up."
Polnareff scoffed as he drifted dangerously on a sharp turn.
"Whatever! We've almost caught up to that asshole! That shitty car is fast on a road like this!"
"... POLNAREFF, BRAKE!"
"Why would I- Ce n'est pas juste!"
Polnareff slammed the brakes just in time, nearly driving off the edge of a cliff. The only way across was a rickety, worn out bridge, clearly not big enough for any vehicle. Jotaro even rubbed his neck in confusion.
"Did he drive off the edge...?"
Polnareff heard a loud engine sound and looked in his rearview mirror. The car slammed behind them, nearly pushing them off the edge.
"I-It's like he's driving a tank! I can't keep us on the ground like this! Jotaro, Dashie, uses your [Stars] to smash it to pieces already!"
Rainbow Dash shook her head a sshe held on tightly to Jotaro.
"I-I can't! She's too far away!"
"And even if she could make it, there'd be an opposing force from the blow, we'd send ourselves to our doom if we used our Stands."
Polnareff opened his door, yet Kakyoin shouted at him.
"Everyone get out of the car!"
"Wait! But if you're the driver, who's going to press the brake to give us enough time to escape?!"
Polnareff froze with a stupid smile as the car behind them slammed them into the air.
"W-Whoops...?"
"POLNAREFF!"
Everyone let out a scream, yet Kakyoin had last trick up his sleeve. He sent his Hierophant Green out from the back of the jeep, up te cliff, and grabbed onto the front bumper of the car. Joseph was surprised by the desperate act.
"K-Kakyoin! Your [Hierophant] isn't strong enough to support the jeep! It'll tear itself in two!"
"Mr. Old Man... Please do not think so little of me, I'm not an idiot."
"I don't mean to offend but- Oh! Oh, I see now!"
Hierophant Green had hooked the car with the jeep's winch. Jotaro grinned as he summoned Star Platinum.
"That was pretty smart of you. You ever tried sumo? Specifically the tactics around the ring!"
Star Platinum lifted the group and pulled the car down, swinging both of them around using the winch cable wire. While group landed with a heavy thud, the car rolled down the cliff, completely totaled. Kakyoin let out a sigh.
"Actually, it's one of my favorites, but Jotaro... It is against the rules to punch your opponent."
They left the jeep to look over the car. Polnareff spat over the cliff with folded arms.
"No way this could have been a Stand User, just some crazy guy who got what he deserved!"
Pinkie Pie squatted down at the edge, concerned.
"Hey, JoJo? You know that feeling when some things are just too easy?"
Joseph groaned as he pulled his face down with a hand.
"I hate it when we think the same thing and it's something bad."
A strange sudden static sound shot out from behind everyone.
"PSHFZZ! PPFFFSHZZHSHFZZZ ! ! ! There Is... Nothing Strange About It... Stand.. [Wheel Of Fortune] That's Who You're All Dealing With, Joseph Joestar!"
Everyone turned to Polnareff as the voice came from his direction. He waved his hands and began pointing at the jeep.
"H-Hey it's not me, it's coming from the radio!"
"They know who we are... This is definitely a Stand!"
"O-Oi, everyone! There's something rumbling beneath us!"
"Get back to the jeep!"
Jotaro shouted at the group .
"Don't go near it! That's exactly where he wants us! The Stand is the car below us, just like [Strength] was a boat, [Wheel Of Fortune] is a car!"
The totaled car from below emerged from the ground, tearing the jeep apart. The car began to fix itself, healing like it was an organism, and change right before their very eyes. Like a wild beast it charged the group, straight for Jotaro. He spat to the side and brought up a fist ready to attack, much to Joseph's concern.
"Do you want to see who's stronger?"
"Wait, Jotaro! We don't even know how the Stand works! We can't fight it until we figure that out!"
A strange light shone brilliantly from Wheel Of Fortune, vanishing just as fast as it appeared. Jotaro stumbled back as wounds appeared on his body.
"W-What...!"
"HaHaHaHaHa! Don't You Worry! You'll See The Secret Of My Attack, Right Before Your Death!"
Rainbow Dash, Plnareff, and Kakyoin all pushed Jotaro out of the way of the car, strange wounds appearing on them all as they had barely dodged the vehicle. Kakyoin and Polnareff looked their injuries over as they ran.
"These wounds, there's nothing in them!"
"Merde, they're not even that deep but, it hurts like Hell!"
Rainbow Dash looked back at Wheel Of Fortune, surprised at the car driving after them in reverse from missing the first time.
"I can't believe this! He's driving like a real pro! Quick, between the cliffs!"
The group ran into a tight area between two cliffs, too narrow for the car to drive through, or so they thought. Pinkie Pie let out a hiss as she was pelted by several pebbles and small stones. She turned around with wide eyes and a shout. The car had crushed itself and became even more like a mechanical beast. The wheels were sideways, spinning at an amazing speed, paving and carving the way for Wheel Of Fortune.
"You're kidding me!"
Kakyoin turned around with Joseph, both having similar reactions.
"Oh Shit! He's forcing his way through!"
"Do we even stand a chance against this?!"
Pinkie Pie and Joseph summoned their Stands, using the vines to scale the cliffs while carrying the others. Pinkie carried Kakyoin and the girl as Joseph carried Jotaro and Polnareff. Rainbow Dash flew up the cliff using Star Seraphim as a suit once more. As everyone made it to the top, Wheel Of Fortune returned to a more stable shape. Then, spikes grew on the tires, allowing the car to drive right up the wall. Polnareff couldn't believe what he had just witnessed.
"I-Is there anything this car can't do!?"
Jotaro sighed as he stood next to Rainbow Dash, right at the edge of the cliff, with Star Platinum summoned by his side.
"Yare Yare Daze... Looks like we've got no choice but to fight."
"Hey, Jotaro, I've got an idea. He'll expose himself when he reaches the top right? He'll be expecting us to attack. So..."
Star Seraphim left Rainbow Dash and swallowed Star Platinum instead. Star Seraphim morphed to make two holes on the side for Star Platinum's arms. Rainbow Dash grinned as Jotaro himself went wide eyed.
"Pretty sweet idea, huh?"
"Dash! You're flying at me!"
"Huh?"
Rainbow Dash found herself clung to Jotaro like a magnet. Before the two could figure anything out, Wheel Of Fortune flew up from the cliff with the underside exposed. The two went from confusion to mental synchronization. However the driver of Wheel Of Fortune cackled.
"You guys are retarded! Haven't you noticed what you all smell like? Guess you can't smell past the shit you're made of!"
Everyone began to notice the scent. Gasoline. Electrical wires sprung out and shot out sparks on Jotaro and Rainbow Dash, setting the two on fire. Wheel Of Fortune landed with a drift as the driver pointed at the fire in front of him.
"Hyaaahehehehehahahahohoho! I did it! Part 3 is over, I win!"
A blast was heard from underground, followed by Jotaro's and Rainbow Dash fist erupting from the ground. Still clung together yet without their jackets, the two dug themselves out, right next to the driver's side of Wheel Of Fortune.
W-What?! You two made a path underground and let your coats burn?!"
Rainbow Dash grinned as their Stands combined appeared before them
"Not on your life, loser! This Part isn't over until Rainbow Dash-"
"And Jotaro Kujo."
"Both do what we do best! POUND SCUM LIKE YOU DOWN!"
The driver let out a screech as Star Platinum and Seraphim threw several blows at the car.
"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!"
Crushing one side and launching the driver out from the other. Jotaro sighed and shook his head.
"Yare Yare, even though we could've died right there, you actually pulled through for us."
"Heh! I am pretty smart, I know!"
"No, you're really reckless and you almost got us burned alive, even could've been skewered by those wheels with that trick. You've got to be more careful."
"... You can't ever let me have one victory, can you..."
Everyone surrounded the driver and loomed over him. He was strangely built as his arms were nearly as built as the Joestars. Yet, he had a round belly, short legs, and hair clearly uncared for. He attempted to run away.
"I-I-I-I-I I WAS PAID TO DO IT! J-JUST SPARE ME! PLEAS-"
Polnareff stomped down on his back, keeping him in place with a sneer.
"This went from the most annoying road trip, to the best day yet!"
The group heard strange sounds from the car, it changed once more into a fully functioning vehicle, a very unimpressive car. This only caused the group to erupt into laughter. Pinkie Pie looked at Rainbow Dash and wiggled her eye brows as Jospeh took the man's passport and chained him to a rock, making it look like he was a strange monk in training.
"What's with that face, Pinkie?"
"You're still holding onto new JoJo, even after the fights over~"
"So? We're gonna be in that small dumb car, so I may as well use him as a seatbelt again."
"But Rainbow Dash, this car has a third seat up front as well as in the back."
Rainbow Dash looked at the car, then at Pinkie Pie who snickered, and finally at Jotaro who shrugged at her.
"It does get pretty cold up here. You should ask Kakyoin for a jac-"
She shoved him away and leapt into the car with flustered face with the rest following her still laughing. The group finally sent the girl home despite several debates, sent her home back to Hong Kong, and drove to Pakistan. On the way, the group had stopped at a tailor shop. Upon looking around, Polnareff pulled out a large jacket with a snicker.
"Hey! Jotaro, I found you a new coat!"
"Huh? That looks a little too big for me."
"What're ya talking about, it's perfect, you can fit Dashie in here with you!"
Polnareff laughed until Rainbow Dash broke his nose with a solid punch. This was the first of Polnareff's hell today. As they drove on, a strange fog enveloped the area, the road was barely visible even as they neared town. Jotaro looked outside and saw a strange sight. A white dog, dead and impaled on a wooden stake. He kept quiet since the sight passed quickly, he assumed it as a trick of the mind. They found an area to park and left the car. Joseph looked at the odd town.
"This town seems really quiet, plenty of people yet, not a peep?"
Kakyoin noticed this as well and rubbed his chin.
"That is strange. No beggars or peddlers, and at the same time no one seems happy here."
Pinkie Pie noticed a restaurant and shook her head at it.
"Something isn't right here, every time we went past a restaurant, we could always smell the food being cooked inside! No smell here..."
Joseph narrowed his eyes at the fog itself before noticing the owner of the restaurant. He grinned and looked to the group.
"Listen, to the west of Pakistan, in Islamic territories this is how you say hello! First, you smile..."
He turned to the owner with a bright, friendly smile, and waved casually.
"As-salaam! Alaikum!"
The owner of the restaurant stared straight ahead and flipped the open sign to close. Joseph was taken aback, but he was ready for not so friendly people.
"H-Hey! No need to close, I just want to ask a question and we'll be on our way! Do you know of a hotel in town?"
Nothing for a good minuet before the owner shrugged and turned to leave. Joseph would have stopped him, had he not saw cockroaches on the man's neck. Polnareff thumbed to a traveler sitting by a pillar just up the road.
"Old Man, I'll just ask that guy, better to trust fellows like him then weird natives sometimes."
"Careful Polnareff, I don't like the feel of this town."
Polnareff called out to the man before pulling him lightly, the hood of the traveler came back and revealed a frozen face of sheer shock. A lizard crawled out of his mouth from his throat. Bloodshot eyes, and strangely enough, a smoking gun in hand. No one but the group cared. While they were trying to figure out the cause of death, Kakyoin called out to a woman who had her back to them.
"Ma'am! Excuse me, but a man is dead!"
She turned with a boy stepping out from behind her. She held a baby by her closely. The woman herself had a face full of infected boils, that popped and poured puss with each facial movement. Kakyoin reeled back in disgust but did his best to keep his composure.
"Why did you call me...?"
"Uh... T-To call the police!"
"Why?"
"There's... There's a dead man, right here!"
"So...? What should I do?"
"I thought I said go call the police!"
She stumbled away muttering right after him, like a child half asleep. Kakyoin was sick after the interaction and began to notice other details. Pinkie Pie also noticed them.
"No crows picking away or even circling the body, and everyone ignoring the clearly fresh corpse on the ground..."
"Nana, this place just isn't right at all!"
"... Kakyoin, did you just call me Nana?
Pinkie Pie leered at him as Kakyoin began to sweat nervously. Then an elderly woman appeared, with her left and bandaged, and a walking stick taller than her. Much older than Pinkie Pie and Joseph, even smaller too. She giggled and waved her walking stick at them.
"Excuse me~! Are you all travelers? I own a hotel just up the road, and I'll even give you a discount! Consider it a warm welcome for dropping by this town for the first time!"
Polnareff and Rainbow Dash smiled brightly at the woman.
"Finally, someone normal!"
"Thanks lady, we've been through a lot of stuff lately, we could use the break!"
She let out another chuckle and turned to the side. The fog lifted as a large building stood before them.
"Come! Come! It's just this way, don't worry about the payments now, Mr. Joestar! Just make yourselves at home!"
Jotaro glared at the woman. Something wasn't right.
"Hold on. Did you just call him, Joestar?"
She froze. She cursed herself as she had been caught in her own lie, it was too soon to act now, she had to think. It came to her not a moment too late, she turned with a smile and pointed at Polnareff.
"Sir, didn't you say his name?"
"I-I did? Maybe, I did? I don't remember-"
"You Did! Although I'm awful with names, always have been, writing them down has helped me so much in my old age!"
"Old age, but mildy, you look so young! I was hoping to take you on a date even!"
"Oh you~! Oohohohohohoho!"
"Hehehehehe!"
She turned away from the group to escort them in. However her face twisted into sheer hatred. Polnareff. Jean Pierre Polnareff. This man killed her son, as did that harlot, Rainbow Dash. She hated them both the very most. She wanted to cut his balls off and disembowel them both, reveling in their agony and suffering. As the group entered, they noticed a bar area that held a few patrons, one they had missed had a cowboy hat and was flirting with a beautiful girl. Hol Horse smirked as he turned up his charm to max, he'd have this one with him in no time.
"So... Enya. Since your son's dead, wanna fuck?"
The girl stabbed down into Hol Horse's wrist with a small and pick.
"A-Argh! O-O-Okay, okay, so that's a maybe?!"
"How dare you run off and abandon my son with those killers, to save your own worthless hide...?"
She spun and drove the pick in deeper and through the wrist into the wood of the bar counter.
"HHHHHNNNNRRRGHOKAYI'LLTAKETHATASAVERYPOSSIBLEMAYBE ! ! !"
"By killing all those involved with the death of my son, I will avenge him."
She pulled out the pick, allowing Hol Horse to stumble back before the blood began to spread into the fog. She smiled and held her hands out.
"For great [Justice]. My Stand, [Justice], can turn even the smallest wounds into a shapely hole.
She closed a hand as the wound became a gaping hole, much to Hol Horse's pain. Although the bleeding stopped, this nightmare was far from over.
"Like that~"
"AAAAH~ You Towel Hat Wearing Bitch!"
He summoned Emperor and aimed right at her head. However, his hand turned against him as Emperor was slowly aimed right at himself.
"Once the fog is in the hole..."
"Back the fuck up, what in the star-spangled spaghetti monster is this?! Oh I'd take getting raped by the Blue Collar Boys over this!"
Enya merely turned away from him.
"A winner. Is me."
The gunshot echoed throughout the building. Polnareff came downstairs to investigate the noises, although he was headed down there to chat with the lovely girl as well. He needed to kick back after all, and this was the perfect place for it, or rather the perfect woman. He entered the bar and found strange people inside, most of them hooded and faces wrapped with cloths, the few eyes he did see were blank and barren of life. He didn't care, the one normal girl was by the counter. He sat next to her ready to get his game on.
"You know, it's not unusual to find a small town girl who loves you, the way I do. So what do you say, le's get it on~?"
The woman pulled her hood back, she had fair dark skin and an eerily familiar scowl. However her face changed that to confusion as Polnareff spoke. She had a black and white striped Mohawk with an ankh necklace. a red robe over a sleeveless garb and desert pants with gold sandals.
"... A-Are you reciting song lyrics...?"
"... S-So what're you here for?! You don't seem to be around these parts!"
"I'm looking for a single man."
"Oh?"
"Who recklessly got my brother killed before driving off in a van."
"Oh... I can relate with that, believe it or not."
"You can?"
"My sister, Sherri, was killed by a vile man not too long ago. I scoured the world for him, and with the aid of my friends, sent him to the Hell he deserves to suffer in."
"At, what cost, Mr. French Man?"
"A price I would never have paid for, it was not of my choice that a friend give his life for mine, I regret... Greatly."
"Jean Pierre Polnareff, it was your choice, and your price to pay. However it was my brother whose life you allowed to for him to lay."
"W-Wait... W-What?!"
He stumbled back as the woman glared into his soul. He remembered what Jotaro and Joseph both told him. "Yare Yare, we called his family..." "They came and took his body back home. They're all Stand Users, since that ability is inherited through his predecessors, like how we received ours... But, we won't be receiving anymore aid from them." "If anything, they may come looking for vengeance..." This woman in front of him, was such a family member.
"... May I, ask you for your name, since you know mine."
"Adilah Zecora. I heard from the Joestars, that you told Avdol how he had not lost anyone. As of that moment, when he died for your foolishness, I lost everyone."
He summoned Silver Chariot behind him as he took a few steps back. He felt the room become hotter.
"I don't want to fight you! I regret everything that happened to Avdol, but I wasn't the one who killed him!"
"Then who may I pray, who do I blame for the cause of my brother's passing away?"
A moan came from a door behind the bar counter. Hol Horse, beaten, bloodied and with what looked like puke coming from his mouth fell to the floor panting heavily. Polnareff pointed at him with relief.
"Him, he was the one who shot the bullet into Avdol's head... WAIT A MINUET! HOL HORSE, WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?!"
"R-Run... The fog... It's... It's all a Stand...!"
Both Zecora and Polnareff looked around cautiously. Few patrons ran out as others nearly flew their way. Polnareff dodged, the best he could, killing the innocent was never his thing. Zecora, swatted them away with throws and punches of her own as she confronted Hol Horse. Polnareff ran into the lobby where Enya was. She was on the ground rubbing her back with her cheery smile.
"Ow~! I fell and hurt myself! Please, don't mind me, just go back to your room!"
"Is that right? Well, it's really dangerous here! That fog outside is trouble!"
"Ooh? It's been here for a short time, but aside from that horrid murder, nothing out of the ordinary has happened here~"
"Really? I don't want you to get hurt and have your family be sad about it. Speaking of which, this place is pretty big, do you have any family here?"
"! G-Guh!"
"Hm? What was that, ma'am?"
"I-I said no... I, got used to living by myself..."
"O-Oh! I'm so sorry! But, if they're not here, where are they?"
"U-Uguh! T-They! They... Passed away..."
Her façade was falling apart. She was sweating profusely and on the verge of tears. Polnareff noticed this and set her into a large chair.
"I'm so sorry to hear! I didn't mean to bring it up! Y'know, I lost my mom when I was very little, so... If you need anything from me, just ask! For tonight, as thanks for your hospitality, I'll be your son!"
Enya opened her mouth, yet nothing came out. In her mind was nothing but a wild, inhuman storm of pure, unadulterated anger. Hatred and contempt beyond that of basic revenge, near obsessive with this man's death and here he is. For her this was the second worst event of her life. Polnareff, happy next to her treating her kindly, she would rather he kill her in hate then this sickening act. This man had killed the only blood family she ever had. Then a door broke down, with Hol Horse being thrown at Polnareff. Caught off guard, both of the men ended up on the ground. Polnareff shoved Hol Horse off of him before seeing the fog outside pour in through strange holes in the bodies of those behind door. The traveler he had found dead was standing right up and walking over to him. Enya cackled as she moved her hand like controlling a puppet.
"Kekekekee! Gyaaaahahahahah! This is the power of my Stand, [Justice]! Now, for my son, J. Geil! You shall both, die!"
Polnareff had to think fast. He was too far away to call out for help, and after meeting Zecora, he didn't need anymore weight on his conscious. He knew what he had to do.
"Fuck this."
He turned and ran off leaving Hol Horse to fend for himself, yet heard an unnerving sound. He was significantly faster then the puppets of Justice, yet Enya was right on his heel.
"Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiii!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE YOU SHITTY OLD WOMAN!"
She threw a pair of scissors at him, yet the weapon stabbed into the bathroom door. On the other side, Polnareff shoved a door under the knob and a table, just to give himself time for a plan. The door took severe punishment, yet all went quiet without a warning. He waited for what felt like hours. Eventually, he looked through the keyhole and saw one of the puppets staring right back at him. He pulled back with a yelp, yet the tongue of the puppet cut Polnareff's tongue. A small cut, yet it was all Justice needed for the magic touch. A small hole appeared in Polnareff's tongue as Enya's cackling echoed from the other side of the door.
"At last~! I've got you now, you little shit! Open that door this instant, or else..."
Polnareff found himself thrown into the door, his face being crushed into the door.
"I'll have your tongue, and the rest of your skull, crushed right against that door! No, wait!"
Polnareff floated away from the door and was sent flying to the roof. She had him lick the roof and walls before she chuckled lowly.
"I know exactly what to do... See that toilet, Polnareff?"
"U-Uh! Ughaa!"
"Yes~ Polnareff..."
He fell to the ground and was dragged by his tongue alone over to the toilet. Dirty and with remains of feces and urine stains.
"Liiiiiiiiiiick it! Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick the toilet, POLNAREFF! Rerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorero~!"
Polnareff fought with strength he did not believe he could muster from within, yet it meant nothing in the wake of Justice. Even as the rest of his body acted by his will, his tongue alone grew nearer and nearer to the toilet.
"LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK IT CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN, POLNAREFF! SHINY AND FREE OF ALL THE SHIT THAT YOU, YOURSELF ARE MADE OF!"
Tears flowed from his eyes as he prayed. Prayed to whatever god out there, to any deity that would listen and act. The tongue and toilet were only mere centimeters apart. He pulled and pulled, crying, screaming, even kicking wildly, thrashing as hard as he could. Yet he only got even nearer to the toilet. This was his fate. Sometime ago, Rainbow Dash pulled out the rare smokes she had received from the girl. She thought it odd that the case that held them withstood the fire, but was curious. Not for the sensation, or the coolness factor of seeing others do it, no. She thought about using it for Star Seraphim. She jumped upon hearing the door open. Jotaro walked in casually and raised a brow at her.
"You still have those? I didn't think you smoked."
"I don't, it looks stupid anyways, what're ya doing just barging into someone's room without knocking?!"
"I did knock, but the door was cracked open anyways. If you don't smoke, why keep them?"
"Uh... Well, I just had another idea!"
"That's dangerous."
"Shut Up! [Star Seraphim] resembles Pegasus magic in Equestria, so what if I make a smoke cloud that can conduct weather?"
"That sounds so stupid."
"You literally have punched your way out of every situation we've been in, you don't get to talk about what's stupid and what isn't!"
"Whatever. I'm looking for Polnareff, hopefully he didn't get in trouble in another bathroom."
"Why would he get in trouble in a bathroom of all places?"
The two stared at each other before sighing.
"Polnareff." "Polnareff."
Jotaro and Rainbow Dash had decided to look into the bar, they searched for Polnareff as he had left for much longer than anticipated. They only found a woman in the dark with white hair and light tan skin who sat at the counter. They took a step in her direction before bodies flew from the shadows of the bar. It was in an instant, the corpses were just about to make skin contact, just a single second later and it would have been it. In that final moment, every puppet flew away from the forces of the Stars. Although Enya kept her cool in front of them, she felt fear for a moment. The only Stand to move so fast was her master's, DIO. More and more puppets came after them, even with their combined might, the numbers were great. They had to run. Blocked from the group, the only way was out into the streets. Jotaro busted down the doors as Rainbow Dash combined their Stands yet again.
"Dash, now is not the time for a hug."
"Stuff it and grab on, I'm flying us out onto the roofs!"
"We're literally clung togeth-"
"Shut Your Face!"
Using her wings, the two flew on top of a nearby building. The streets themselves were overran with the corpses. In the hotel, Joseph knocked on Kakyoin's door.
"Hey, Kakyoin, can we talk?"
"Is Ms. Pie with you?"
"Not this time. Why?"
Kakyoin opened the door carefully before sighing in relief.
"She hasn't let that nana outburst go for a long time. It's starting to bother me."
"Well I mean if you're feeling uncomfortable about it-"
"T-That's just it. I've never met other Stand Users before DIO. So, as pathetic as it sounds..."
His eyes widened before he sent Hierophant's tendrils right at Joseph's direction. The tendrils slammed an employee of the hotel into a wall, as he held a steak knife up to stab down on Joseph. Joseph held his hands up with wide eyes.
"Okay, so I didn't give him a tip, doesn't mean he has to kill me!"
"Mr. Old Man!"
"Again with that, look I don't mind bu-"
"Just Look!"
Down the hallway, Pinkie Pie ran their way, followed by an army of odd people. They had holes in their bodies and their tongues floated outside of their mouths like small tentacles. Joseph and Kakyoin couldn't believe their eyes.
"What is this!? It's like they're the walking dead!"
"And their silent as the hills!"
Pinkie Pie pulled them both as she ran past them.
"Quickly you two, we've got to get out of this residence of evil!"
On the way out, they saw the ol woman being attacked by one of the corpses. Kakyin sent an Emerald Spalsh it's way before carrying her.
"Don't worry ma'am, you won't be left for dead!"
The three used their Stands to swing onto the roofs of the buildings, and saw Jotaro and Rainbow Dash not too far away. Then, all of their attention went to the sky. The fog swirled and began to take form. A powerful rumble echoed and vibrated the very foundations of the Earth that hey stood on. It was as if being in the very center of a wild storm. A large skull with an illustrious crown took form with a vile laugh.
"FOOLS! YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD ESCAPE THE FATE THAT ALL MERE MORTALS FACE?! YOU HAVE ONLY MOVED CLOSER TO THE ABYSS THAT IS YOUR DEATH!"
Polnareff alone floated up to the skull as it laughed. He felt himself being torn apart from the very inside. Then it let out a shriek in pain as a giant, bright, fiery ankh shot out seemingly from nowhere. Polnareff himself was carried gently to the roof of the hotel next to the source of the flames.
"From my years of seeing the sun rise and sun set, I have learned that the only way to defeat mist, is to Burn It... To a crisp."
"... D-Does that count as a rhyme?"
Zecora looked at the skull with a fierce fire in her own eyes. Her Stand shone brilliantly on it's own, a golden lean figure with an elegant bird head. It was almost metallic with solid eyes. The fire burn wildly, almost out of control, yet it was this very fire that had set Polnareff to safety with no burns. Jotaro noticed the old woman on Kakyoin's back and leapt over to them. She had two flowers in hand, and slight burn on her face.
"Alright, old hag, you can cut the crap. I know you're the Stand User."
Kakyoin's eyes widened as he looked back, only to have a knife to his throat. The other held in her other right hand, right against his back.
"So you've figured me out, and that annoying brat... To think there was another Stand like [Magician's Red] this should have been easy! But, with these gifts from the Prince, I shall avenge my son!"
Jotaro sighed and tipped his hat.
"Yare Yare Daze, I don't even have to worry about a thing. Just take one more breath, and you're done for."
"You shitty brat! I'll just kill your friend r-... Right... Ruh... Rig-..."
Her face began to pale and go purple. Rainbow Dash and Kakyoin were confused until Pinkie Pie shouted.
"Look! [Star Platinum] is sucking up the fog!"
Kakyoin groaned with Rainbow Dash.
"That is the stupidest fucking shit, I've ever seen." "Of all the ways to beat this cool Stand, you pick the dumbest looking one?"
"Shut up."
Star Platinum eventually sucked all of Justice, strangling Enya to the point of passing out. The corpses all fell dead on the ground, limp and unmoving. As the party made their way down, the truth had been revealed. The people, to buildings, even the night sky vanished into mist, then to nothing. This whole time, as a mere hours passed during the day, they had all been standing on a desert cemetery. Only a few skeletons remained. Zecora looked at Enya with folded arms.
"Enyaba the Hag. She always had a trick in her bag. Though harmless at sight, her Stand strength is truly a fright. As DIO's loyal companion, it was only time before she came, as His Champion."
She then looked to the group, her face cold and emotionless. Pinkie Pie was the first to break the silence.
"Thanks for stepping in when you did! Who knows what would've happened to Polnareff!"
"..."
"You seem familiar, what's your name? Say do you know a one, Mohammed Avdol?"
"He was my brother. Isn't that right, Joseph Joestar?"
Joseph looked down with a clenched fist. He nodded as the rest of the group took a step back.
"Her name is, Adilah Zecora, the Stand User of [Ra] The Egyptian God."
She unfolded her arms and pointed to the jeep.
"I am here to join your party. Let us not waste time or dilly dally."
That had surprised everyone.
"W-What!? You're serious?!"
"Que? I-I thought you wanted revenge!"
"Is this who I think it is...?"
"They have a Zecora on this side?!"
"Yare Yare..."
"..."
Zecora turned on a heel and raised a brow at the car.
"The key is inside, any thief could have taken this for a joyride."
She got into the driver's seat and started up the car.
"What are you all staring at, do you not have a destination, to hunt down an oversized undead Bat?"
Joseph looked at Enya.
"We need information about said Bat. And no one would know better than his right hand."
"Then throw her in the trunk, be sure she is bound, the idea of leaving her alive is as horrible of an idea as it sound."
Joseph tore his coat and used it as a makeshift rope. His prosthetic arm was more apparent with his shirt. The group loaded onto the car, no one noticing the unconscious body of Hol Horse behind a grave.