Camera-682

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"Alright alright but this is really bothering me ok?" Dr. Bright sat down in his chair facing the glass. "Dimensions, right? We experience a few here and there but we've dealt with beings that are above the third dimension. Well how far does that really go? I mean, what's the 10th dimension like? 20th? 20,000th? Infinity? And if there is a being that is infinite-dimensional just how powerful is that? Well, it's power is infinite, of course, but does it even mean anything at that point? There's a point where someone looks at something like it's a bug on the ground but an infinite-dimensional being to a regular old third-dimensional human? We don't even exist to this thing. To it trying to spot us would be our equivalent of trying to make out an atom with just our eyes, right? So this theoretical being with supposedly infinite power wouldn't actually be watching me while I masturbate right?"

"And here I thought you couldn't think up anything dumber than trying to convince me to wear your amulet because it is… Fashionable." A deep menacing voice groaned over the sound of acid splashing against the containment chamber's walls.

"Oh come now 682. I'm curious. Is there a bunch of God-like beings watching me fap?" Dr. Bright started.

"Spare me the dribble of your deficant mind, creature." The overgrown lizard hissed.

"Fine fine… I can see this date isn't going well. I'll be back tomorrow. And by then you'd better have an answer." Dr. Bright winked, then turned to leave.

The sound of the door opening, then closing could be heard. The intercom then crackled to life filling the room with an audible sigh from a tired male SCP staff member.

"Dr. Bright? We need you to come up to communications. We saw that."

The recording then crackled off and the room echoed with a deep guttural chuckle from SCP-682.

Around half a minute passed, then SCP-682 spoke.

"Well… This is an unexpected surprise. So the time has come?"

Another few minutes pass with nothing but the sounds of flowing acid.

"I see. A sound deal by your kind's standards. I accept."

SCP-682 begins to glow red, then the entire room turns red with alarms. An orange and purple humanoid creature appears in the control room…

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