My Little Pony: Friendship is a Bizarre Adventure

Part 3:~Stardust Coachriders~

Episode XV: Bastet's Animal Magnetism part 2, Sethan's Sadistic Advances

Polnareff looked off to the side of the road as Rainbow Dash and Iggy played rock paper scissors, The Fool created a hand for the mutt. Jotaro smoked a cigarette and counted the seconds down with Rainbow Dash. There were two girls playing house in a small mud hole.

"Fifty seven."

"Fifty eight."

"Fifty nine."

Polnareff turned to them with a grin.

"What I'd do to be that young again... What're you two counting down t-"

Twelve minuets had passed before his brow raised and his eyes twitched.

"Wait a goddamn minuet! DID SHE STILL CALL ME DUMB!?"

"Good Grief." "Yare Yare Daze." "('Tonight. All Of You.')Arf!"

"Whatever! It's been awhile since we've heard from them, or Avdol. You think they were attacked?"

Jotaro checked his watch.

"It is pretty close to the afternoon... Let's go."

Iggy grinned at Rainbow Dash as he won again. She stuck her tongue out as a retort.

"Whatever! I can beat you in any other game! Besides, at least I'm not pint sized! You sure you're not an oversized mouse?"

She smiled smugly before Iggy lunged onto her face and chewed on her hair like a starved beast. She shrieked and ran around blindly. Iggy leapt off just in time to have her slam herself against a wall.

"Kahahahaha! Dashie! You got outsmarted by a dog!"

"PolPol, you licked a toilet and were blatantly abused by the same dog, so shut up!"

Polnareff snickered as the group walked off. A small boy came to chase the girls away.

"That's my mud hole, go get your own!"

"Ew! Boys have cooties!" "You've got a scrub and bucket of water! What a clean freak, cootie boy!"

"And girls have STD's, emotional issues, and the ragin' contagion' disease known as chicken shit stupidity!"

The boy bumped into the leg of a clowned haired man with bells hanging from it. He kneeled down to eye level with the boy. He had spilled the bucket of water on his legs.

"Impressive~ You didn't cry. Are you alright?"

"... I-I'm not supposed to talk to circus run aways."

"Nyehehehehe! I'm nothing like that. By the way, how old are you?"

"Why should I let you know I'm four? ... Oops."

"Only four? Impressive~ What does your dad do?"

"Well since that's not about me, he's a business man! I only look poor and dirty to get more money before my allowance!"

"Impressive~ Such a cunning lad. And, your mom?"

"She's at home washing dishes!"

"So, you're out here on your own?"

"Yep! I don't like to bathe, but I love cleaning things around me!"

"Then, why did you dirty up my pants?"

"H-Huh? I... Did?"

"YES YOU LITTLE SHIT! YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO WORK IT OFF, THAT MAKES ME MAD, BUT AT LEAST I CAN GIVE YOU A GOOD BEATING! STUPID THIEF!"

The man kicked the child in the face hard enough to punt him across the street.

"Impressive~ I'm getting a bit more accurate with the landings. Hm Hm Hm... Mariah is taking care of Joseph and Pinkie Pie. Maybe even Abdul... I'll take care of Jotaro, Polnareff and Rainbow Dash... That dog is impressive, but not exactly on their side. Even then, these four are also impressive~ I've got to be careful. With the right cards, my Stand [Sethan] God of Tornadoes and Violence, will be more than a match."

This terrible man, was Alessi, and while a friend of DIO's he truly only cared for His money. He was only lucky enough to get in good with His son. And right now, as he followed his targets, he'd prove himself worthy to DIO for real! Or, so he thought, until Rainbow Dash and Polnareff turned around to glare at him.

"Hey. Why're you following us?"

"And that look on your face. I know that look by now."

Alessi cursed himself. He had a terrible habit of getting carried away, and he had thought too hard about their deaths, it showed on his face too easily. He became innocent and held his hands up as he shrunk back.

"H-Hey! I look a lot like my dad! You're calling him something bad?"

"..." "..."

"I-I... I was... I was looking for my wallet!"

"..." "..."

"Oh! There you are! It's impressive that I got it in time! Many thieves around these parts."

"..." "..."

He must've nailed the innocent act! He had to! Then he saw them, Silver Chariot and Star Seraphim, and both Stands floated over to him as their Users spoke.

"Well if you're so sure..."

"That you're just some weird guy..."

"We'll be the judges of that!" "We'll be the judges of that!"

However, they noticed his shadow moved on it's own and sped over to them. They leapt out of the way and turned back.

"Jotaro! It's an enemy!"

"Polnareff, he's running away! After him!"

They chased after Alessi, but they grew tired rather quickly, even then he was simply faster. Soon, they bumped into a giant man.

"Oh. Careful little ones. You can't play around so carelessly, you are very lucky I am not a car."

Polnareff and Rainbow Dash just shouted at the man as they tried to run past him.

"move it big head! we've got a jerk to catch, you're in the way!"

"Ouais, gros cul! Nous devons attraper le clown aux cheveux gâteau de douche!"

The giant glared and picked them both up by the scruff of their necks, right off the ground. Rainbow Dash and Polnareff were stunned.

"wh-whoa! whoa, whoa, hey! h-how big is this pony!?"

"Putain de merde! Il est Huger que nous pensions! Ne pas nous traiter comme des enfants! Attendez... Dashie, vous êtes un enfant!"

"uh, hey kid? why are you speaking so weird?"

"C'est moi! Polnareff! Don'tmess avec moi maintenant... Hein? Qui es-tu!? Attendez vous êtes... Je viens de le dire... Pourquoi êtes-vous un enfant?"

The giant slammed their heads together and threw them into a window, the two bounced off of it and hit the dirt. As he grumbled to himself and walked away, the two began to finally notice how larger everything had become. Then, they looked into the reflection of the window.

"aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! ! !"

"Q-Q-Q-QUE!?"

"why're we so small!? how'd we get so small!? "

Rainbow Dash and Polnareff were children. Their clothes oversized and barely hung onto their small bodies.

"what happened!? i-it was that creep with the clown hair!"

"On n'a même pas vu son attaque!"

Jotaro then passed them. He raised a brow at the sight.

"ah! it's! it's! it's! whatshisface! he-"

She froze as Alessi appeared right around the corner with that dark face before. Jotaro dismissed them before they could even get a chance to explain and left. Alessi hovered over them and had them trapped.

"Heeheeheehee... You know... I get real happy when I'm around smaller things, like small animals and short people, especially kids... I love to beat and torture them as much as I can. I think I'm weird and perverted but, people who say they are really aren't! Isn't that, Impressive~?"

Rainbow Dash and Polnareff leaned to the side and tried to trick Alessi by running to the other side.

"hey! wa-" "chapeau cheveux!"

"BAD CHILDREN!"

Alessi uppercutted Rainbow Dash and kicked Polnareff into the air. They crashed into a wooden pen. Polnareff was hung by his shirt on a pipe as he held onto Rainbow Dash. Alessi grinned at the sight as blood trickled down the corners of their mouths.

"Pretty strong for brats, impressive~. But, I can't play with any of you, all too impressively~ dangerous."

He pulled out a pistol and placed a silencer on it.

"Sadly, that means we've got to cut things impressively~ short."

Alessi aimed the gun and shot precisely. It was easy since they were so close. Polnareff and Rainbow Dash held their arms up in vain degense. Yet the bullets were deflected, sent away by images that protected them both.

"Impressive~ It seems you were both born with your Stands..."

The kids opened their eyes and saw them. Star Seraphim and Silver Chariot defended them. However, not only were they small, Silver Chariot's sword had bent from bullets. Rainbow Dash sent her Stand to stomp Alessi's face into the back of his skull, but it was caught by his shadow. Her body tightened up as grip marks appeared. Alessi sighed.

"This is annoying but, also very fun! You could say this is, impressive~ I'll just kill you both, by killing your Stands. Simple and Clean are the ways you're making me feel, tonight~!"

Sethan snaked up the wall as Alessi took an axe out that he kept in his coat. The Stand now held a giant shadowy axe that lifted off the wall. It swung down at Silver Chariot, but hit the hilt of the rapier. The blade fell right off, which got Alessi excited.

"NYEHYEHYEHYEHYE! IT BROKE! NOW, DIE WITH A GOOD LOUD SQUE-"

The blade dropped and stabbed into his shoulder.

"squ-sq-sQUUUUEEEEEAAAAALLLLHHHHHHHOOOOOWWWW! ! !"

Polnareff fell as Sethan let go of Star Seraphim. Alessi howled in pain and flailed around as he squealed like a pig. Then, suddenly went quiet. He had vanished. A woman had been attracted to the noises right outside of her home. She only saw Rainbow Dash on all fours attempt to drag Polnareff away with her teeth alone.

"c-c'mon! we gotta find help! anyone, please help! we need an adult!"

"I'm an adult! What happened here!?"

Polnareff sat up dazed from the fall, but noticed the blood trail and shadow from behind the corner. His eyes narrowed despite his fear, until Rainbow Dash bit his ear.

"come! on!"

"Aiiie! Quittez tirant vous mes cheveux couleur de chienne codé !"

"you're just staring off into space! i wanna know why everypony... isn't a pony, but we gotta get outta here!"

The woman grabbed them both by the wrist with authority.

"Please, that's enough! You both are hurt and dirty, I will clean you up and find your parents."

Rainbow Dash and Polnareff looked at each other, then back to Alessi, then to the woman as they nodded. As they left, Alessi seethed in rage.

"It huuuuurrrts! It really, really, REALLY hurts! Not impressive! Not at all! I can't just get rid of them, I have to torture them now!"

A window washer looked down at him with a raised brow as he cleaned a window.

"Uh, brojosh, are you like talking to yourself? That's totally bogus and weird."

Alessi payed him no mind as Sethan cut the man's head off with the axe. His Stand was attached to his shadow, but he could still use it at will from afar, any who saw it would already be dead. Including those kids.

"Ugh! I bet Mariah is just doing fine, impressively even! Rrr..."

Pinkie Pie, Avdol, and Joseph all finally split up during the old hag's umbrella assault. They rolled down a hill and jumped to their feet at the end. Joseph pointed ahead.

"Ah! There you are!"

Mariah simply chuckled as she sat on a small boulder. Joseph took a step back, rather than forward.

"Keep your guard up, she's clearly up to something!"

Pinkie Pie and Avdol looked down with wide eyes.

"N-No, Mr. Old Man..."

"She already got you two!"

Joseph looked down and yelled. They had landed on a railroad, right onto the tracks. Joseph and Avdol slipped and slides into each other, connected again. Pinkie Pie leapt from the tracks and pulled herself against the magnetic attraction. She was stuck just beyond arms reach. Mariah blew smoke in her face from a burnt out cigarette before she handed Pinkie Pie a small crate.

"Could you do a sister a favor and hold this?"

"Oh yeah, no probl- Hey! We're fighting right here!"

"Well, I was told specifically to kill Joseph Joestar and Jotaro Kujo, but if you keep getting in my way..."

The crate flew open as blades pierced through the wood. Pinkie Pie threw the box of razors and knives into the air as they all flew at Joseph and Avdol.

"AH!"

"You can just walk away from all this and be as free as a bird. Why else do you think we're not after Kakyoin, despite him being such an easy target? Although, if you attack me, they die, if you use[Candy Shop] you'll be pulled into the real trap."

Pinkie Pie had already used Candy Shop to protect her friends. A portal appeared and sent the knives right into the ground at her feet. The blades bent and bended, but were stuck into the Earth, and Pinkie Pie finally gave way to the magnetic pull. As she collided with the three, the train could be heard. Even worse, it was close enough to feel without being on the rails. It went without saying a thing. Pinkie Pie could only fit so much through a portal, altogether at their current position, they wouldn't be able to fit. Joseph's Hermit Purple, although he tried to pull them with the help of Pinkie Pie to safety by pulling onto a metal pole, bent and crushed the pole. They wouldn't be moving anywhere. Avdol's flames could melt absolutely anything, but the lives lost in a train wreck word simply be too high. Mariah smiled as she saw the train roll them over.

"A winner, is me."

Polnareff was in heaven, and he didn't know why. Though he could do without the annoying girl, the kind woman who washed them was an angel. They were quiet, since clearly each one spoke nonsense to the other, but otherwise content. As long as they were around her, Alessi couldn't attack. The woman smiled down at them both.

"Now, to do these strange hairs of yours. I've never met children with color like this before!"

Polnareff covered his head with Rainbow Dash as they snickerd.

"st-stop it! you're not our mom! besides, my mane is the best there is, so cool you don't need to wash it!"

"Pas de lavage, en effet! Ceci est un hairystyle naturel!"

The woman shook her head and giggled before she held her hands out.

"Then, we'll play for it! Rock, paper, scissors! How about it?"

They nodded confidently. Although for some unknown reason, Rainbow Dash alone didn't really like this game at the moment. It was a best two out of three, with two against one. Due to the kids picking the same hand, the woman won.

"Hahahaha! You two are so funny, such little blessings from above, I almost don't want to give you away... S-Surely you have parents, yes?"

"uh-huh! but... i don't know why, but i feel like they're really far away..."

"Oui. Er... N-Non... Merde."

The woman shook her head as she readied the shampoo.

Well, you two are always welcomed here, no matter what! Now close your eyes so they do not sting!"

Laughter filled the air. As long as she was here, nothing could go wrong.

"Ah~ This hair feels so nice and smooth, despite how wild it is! And the colors truly are all natural, Impressive~"

Rainbow Dash and Polnareff wiped their eyes as they froze up. That man's voice spoke out once more.

"I'll say it again, this hair is quite, impressive~!"

They were pulled up by their hair and dunked into the bathtub. Alessi strangled them as the soap water bburned their eyes and slowly filled their lungs. Polnareff pulled the plug, but his hair then clogged the drain. Alessi smiled wickedly.

"That's it! That's the money shot, right there, very impressive~! Bwahahaha!"

The kids summoned their Stands, but the images were seized by Sethan. Polnareff removed the plug to the tub, but his own hair clogged up the drain.

"Just as I said before, Simple and Clean! Exactly how I like it! Nyehehehehehee~!"

Alessi felt great release as he saw their eyes reach the back of their heads... Until they smiled. The water became warmer as something floated up to the surface. Alessi began to panic.

"what is that? ... N-No... You, didn't...!?"

Rainbow Dash kicked the object. The water splashed and fell into Alessi's mouth, the object stuck to his face.

"Th-This smell! OH WHAT THE FUCK!? GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! NOT IMPRESSIVE!"

Alessi threw himself back as he slapped the turd away and spat onto the floor. Sethan released the Stands as well, due to Alessi's panick attack. As he began to hyperventilate, he was too shocked to be mad at the children.

"A-AND THIS TASTE!? HAVE YOU NO SHAME!? HOW CAN PEOPLE READ THIS IF THE HEROES USE SUCH DISGUSTING MEANS!? NOT IMPRESSIVE! NOT IMPRESSIVE AT ALL!"

Polnareff and Rainbow Dash gasped for air as their Stands flew to their side.

"the reader would pull the same trick if their life depended on it! now what happened to that addolt?"

"Dommage il a atterri sur votre visage et non pas sur la bouche , alors vous regarderait exactement comme tu es , un âne !"

Alessi began to calm down and looked at the bathing robe the woman once wore.

"You should be careful! You might step on her."

"what!?" "Que?!"

They looked around carefully, but had their attention stolen by the bath robe, soft rustling sounds came from it until the gruesome truth had been revealed. The woman had turned into a small fetus. Mariah laughed as the train rolled over her enemies.

"There's no way they survived, just as I planned, not even Avdol's flames could save them. Ohhohohoho~!"

"Yes! I Did! Tch Tch!"

"... Huh?!"

Avdol grinned as the three were in a hole under a rail.

"This is more like it! Ingenuity is my true department, not comedy!"

Magician's Red burned the two ends of the rail, it kept Joseph and Avdol apart, and allowed them to move much more efficiently. Although Pinkie Pie had been stuck to Joseph's chest, the two had always acted as one. Mariah couldn't believe it. Her plan had never failed before. She felt rather upset.

"YOU GODDAMN SHIT EATING BITCHES! ! !"

Candy Shop and Hermit Purple shot out and grabbed Mariah by the throat. Her face had changed to sheer ugliness, but returned as she was slowly pulled towards them. At least, until her left boob had suddenly increased.

"Hm?" "What in the-" "Whoa!"

Then, the right one had too.

"HM?!" "GUH!" "NO WAY, MEGA MILK!?"

Mariah giggled as she put her hands on them.

"What're you all staring at? Such a putrid mindset, but an honest set of faces, I always come prepared!"

She pulled her shirt down as several nuts, bolts, and screws flew from it. Hidden in her clothes just in case a trap had failed. Candy Shop released her to summon small portals to a far location, Magician's Red burned them to ashes, yet Joseph had let go of herher as numerous bolts had hit him. She laughed and ran off. Avdol looked to the elders.

"Mr. Joestar, Ms. Pie, what do we do now?"

Pinkie Pie stared ahead at the fleeing Mariah, and shrugged.

"I... Could... Summon a portal of some... I don't know! JoJo?"

Joseph glared at Mariah, then to the ground as he summoned Hermit Purple. The dirt moved and transformed into a city map. A small pebble moved slowly on the road.

"This is where we are now, and this is where she is headed, notice that she's headed into a looped street. We'll split up and sandwich her!"

"Yessir!" "Got it! Now, to get us apart! Repulse Overdrive!"

"PINKIE WAIT- GYAAAAAH! ! !"

All three nearly blew away from each other, Pinkie Pie had conducted the rail with a powerful Hamon. They scrambled to their feet and chased after Mariah. Joseph looked to Pinkie Pie.

"You think our knuckle headed grandkids are behaving?"

"I doubt it! We gotta finish this quick, breakfast is almost over, they're probably starving! My poor babies!"

"There are worse things than missing a meal..."

"Oh, like what, psh!"

Polnareff and Rainbow Dash cut a corner inside the house, the boy held the fetus of the woman close, both ran as fast as they could from the axe wielding maniac. Alessi sent Sethan after tgem again. Star Seraphim stomped the shadow as the two kids leapt out of the way, but both had touched it. Although Alessi felt dazed and began to saw double, he knew they had shrank again.

"You were probably ten or twelve years old, now you've reached that of three year olds, and that was only an instant each time! That woman, she was in my shadow for ten seconds! I barely give her around a few minuets before she dies due to not being in the womb! Nyehehehehehe!"

They ran into a room and locked it behind them. The children's room Sethan couldn't slip through the door. He snarled as he kicked the door, and held it in pain as he hopped on one foot.

"SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!"

There was only a teddy bear, a bucket, a table with a fishtank and a ball inside, a lamp, and a window with steel bars rather than glass. A grandfather clock and a mirror. Silver Chariot swiped at them as Star Seraphim kicked the bars. Neither made any progress. Alessi looked through the keyhole and laughed.

"Even your Stands are three years old now! And very slow too, Gyahahahah-"

Rainbow Dash poked Alessi's eye through the key hole. He yelped and fell on his back.

"AIEE! THAT WASN'T IMPRESSIVE EITHER! NOT AT ALL! DIRTY LITTLE SHIT BUGS! Ugh, but this door is too sturdy! I'd be here all day if I kicked and tackled it. I just need a tool of some sort!"

He angrily mumbled under his breath like a mad man that rambled in a psychiatric ward. Sethan slowly raised the axe to Alessi's face.

"... Duh~ I'm so impressive~!"

He snatched the axe up and hacked away at the door. Slowly. Each swing gained a small whimper from his two prey. Mariah looked behind her nervously. She didn't expect them to actually follow her for this long. She was running out of traps. However, she only had to force them magnetic objects, and this street was littered with such. Joseph hand signaled Avdol down another street. Avdol vanished from sight, which left Joseph and Pinkie Pie. She had been reattached to him by her hand and pinky finger. As they ran after her, more and more objects, lights, road signs, bikes, grocery cans, even dentures and advertising signs. Eventually, even gravity itself increased on Joseph. He could no longer move, but was merely a few feet from Mariah. She turned with a sly grin.

"Immobilized? Men, always taking them down with you, I warned Pinkie sister."

Pinkie Pie shook her head.

"You should try getting to know someone before you judge them! It's only common decency. Like telling someone they've been caught in a trap, right Avdol?"

Mariah turned to see Avdol on the other side of the road. She took a step back, then laughed.

"Then allow me to show you the surprise! Up above us are high voltage cables, that if cut..."

She threw a knife into the air and accurately severed the wires. The electricity pulled by the magnetism forced the cables to shoot themselves at Joseph and Avdol.

"They do that. Oooohohohohoho~!"

Alessi finally made a hole large enough to fit his face through.

"Pe~lolilol~Re~rolirol Rainbow Dashieee! ! ! Polnareffuuu! ! ! Alessi is here, For The Both Of- Eh?"

The room was empty of the children and fetus. No sign of them anywhere. He sneered and casually wandered around.

"Oh no~! What a magic trick, truly impressive~! But, that doesn't mean you're, NOT IN THE CLOCK!"

Alessi smashed thegrandfather clock to pieces. Nothing was there.

"Aha! The drawer of the table! Impressively sneaky!"

Nothing.

"So, THE TEDDY WAS IT ALL ALONG!"

He slashed the doll and hit the stone floor. The axe bounced back and hit him in the nose.

"Gugh! U-Uh!? Wh-Where!? Where are you?!"

Then, a tap sounded off. A few more came from beyond. He followed the sound to the fish tank. A hand rose up from the water with a wave. As he raised himself, so to did Rainbow Dash and Polnareff. They stared at each other for a moment. Alessi looked down and saw a fish suddenly vanish. He looked to the side and saw that the mirror was removed as well. He turned back to the kids as it clicked in his head.

"... Oh, I get it! You used that mirror to his your body, and that ball to hide Polnareff's head while Dashie hid behind it! Really impressiv-"

Silver Chariot stabbed Alessi in his nose and cheek. Then, removed the blade as he and Star Seraphim attacked Alessi's face directly. Though weak, they managed to knock him into the next room. Alessi scrambled to his feet and ran for the window.

"NOT IMPRESSIVE! NOT IMPRESSIVE! NOT IMPRESSIVE! NOT IMPRESSIVE! ! !"

Hedove through the glass and landed like a duck shot out of the sky.

"Oi. What's all this about?"

Alessi looked up at Jotaro. Of all the people to see, Jotaro was the second last person he wanted tomeet today. He had to come up with something! Ah, he knew just the trick! Alessi got on his knees and shuffled around his target, slowly getting closer as he wailed sadly.

"Ohhh no~! I broke the window and messed my face up! Master will beat me for sure! What a mess, this is very unimpressive~!"

"... Why are al the window washers here so weird?"

He almost had him! Just few more inches! Just a few more seconds! Seconds, that Rainbow Dash and Polnareff wouldn't allow. Polnareff shouted and gained Jotaro's attention. Rainbow Dash leapt from the window and headbutted Alessi from above. But Sethan, had already launched. Jotaro leapt out of the way in time, but Alessi laughed as he backhanded Rainbow Dash into a pile of trash.

"NYEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEH! YOU FOOL, I DON'T HAVE TO HIT YOU, JUST YOUR SHADOW! I ALREADY WON!"

"Wh-What!? Ba-Bastard! You...!"

Jotaro began to shrink. He was small, just like Polnareff and Rainbow Dash, and Alessi was for the better with it this way.

"Jotaro~! You JUST received your Stand, impressive~! This means, you're just a normal kid! I can kill you easily now! No one will stop me! Lord DIO is gonna pay me good!"

Mariah stared at Avdol. He had burned the wires after him, but was stopped by an entire car that clung to him. She smiled and turned to Joseph and Pinkie Pie. Their vines held the wires back, but both were covered in heaps of metal. Pinkie Pie's Candy Shop wouldn't be fast enough to open a portal. They were stuck. Mariah then spoke.

"Joseph Joestar... I particularly am not fond of men, but you, you've really struck a connection with me. I feel bad for having to kill you."

Pinkie Pie and Joseph both thought the sane thing. This again? First, Milder, now this crazy woman? Perfect! Joseph began to haggle for his life.

"Th-That's awfully kind of you! So then, maybe we can fake my death, and release the others?"

"Mhn~?"

"You could take my fake arm! The whole thing, bust it up and hand it to DIO, he'd never know!"

"Hmn~"

"Pl-Please! I beg of you!"

"Nah. You're handsome for your age, but DIO is much better, if only that woman wasn't in the way... But, I'll do anything for DIO and my Morning Star!"

"S-So... You won't stop the magnetism!?"

"No... You're now just annoying. You men are all the same."

Joseph's eyes steeled as he let out a cool sigh.

"You shouldn't underestimate the Joestar Bloodline, little lady."

Joseph lifted his hand up from the sidewalk, where he used his Hamon to focus the water of a drainage to hold him down. He and Pinkie Pie lifted up off the ground and flew at Mariah. Her eyes widened and she turned to run, but saw Avdol already right in front of her. The three met and crushed her bones with great force. Pinkie Pie looked at Joseph in awe.

"You DO still got it in you, JoJo!"

As Mariah fell, so too did the magnetism spell of Bastet. Joseph snickered as he threw a thumbs up.

"Joseph Joestar, no matter how old I'll get, I'll always figure a way to do the job! That's how we Joestars just are!"

Alessi brought the axe down on Jotaro. Rainbow Dash's eyes widened as she tried to reach him.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"

Jotaro had punched Alessi hard enough to knock a tooth out.

"ooo...?!"

Alessi fell back, shocked at the force. He sat up with Jotaro already with a fist raised. His cap covered his eyes.

"Yare Yare Daze. Don't underestimate me because I'm a kid."

Even Rainbow Dash winced with each punch that Jotaro threw at Alessi, but those were the warm ups. He took in a quick breath and began to hammer away at the poor man's face.

"ORA! ORA! ORA! OOORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA! ! !"

A final punch sent Alessi back a few more steps before unconsciousness took him away. He woke up with his thumb in his mouth. He spat it out and looked up.

"Ugh! I thought I got over th-tha-th-t-tha-th-..."

All three of his targets, grown back up and fully clothed, loomed over him.

"H-Hehehehe... Nyehehehe... Th-This is, totally bogus, not impressive at all..."

The Stands shot forward and stared down at Alessi for a moment. Then, all smiled wickedly, before they threw a hail of punishment long coming.

"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!" "HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA!"

Alessi was kicked into the air by Star Seraphim. His catchphrase the last thing they heard him say.

VERY Impressive...e..."

A twinkle in the sky, the three let out a sigh of relief. Just as they prepared to leave, the woman ran out and yelled at them.

"I'm sorry! Please, excuse me but, have you seen a pair of children!? Both foreigners with... Rather... Strange hair."

Rainbow Dash looked at Polnareff. She didnt want to be the one to tell the truth, and he was better at lies than her, although she'd never say it out loud. He sighed and waved the woman off.

"Nope, not any like that. We just got here, and this is our first time, we'll be leaving shortly. Though, you're a good woman for caring about kids not your own. Good luc-"

The woman took Polnareff's hand and placed his earring in it. It had fallen out when they had been chased by Alessi.

"Then... If you ever find the one who this belongs to, please tell them I wish them both good fortune. Thank you!"

She hurried off as Polnareff looked down at the earring, and put it back on.

"Not one word. Either of you."

Jotaro and Rainbow Dash simply put a hand on his shoulder with a smile on. She rolled her eyes and patted her stomach.

"Whatever, PolPol. I'm starving for breakfast! What about you guys?"

Polnareff's eyes lit up as Jotaro nodded.

"Sign me the fuck up! I can't believe all this happened so quickly!"

They met Avdol, Joseph, and Pinkie Pie at the resturant they picked out last night and sat at the table. As Joseph skimmed ths menu, he looked up at the group.

"And how's your morning been?"

Rainbow Dash shrugged and winked at Polnareff.

"Eh, me and Cheesehead here had a little growing up to do, what about you dusty old farts?"

Pinkie Pie stuck her tongue out with a shake of her head.

"Awful. Just plain awful. We had too much iron in our diet with our last meal."

She elbowed Joseph who only snickered.

"Pinkie just, shut up. All of you and your puns are terrible."