Holy Cow Batman

The core members of the JLA were on site they also brought a team of tech's to take all the computer systems and the satellite transponders. Once it was all documented they took everything off the ship to a justice league secure facility to be analyzed. The members all met in the dining room of the galley. Oliver started out the meeting "well Clark and Lana have brought us a huge unseen issue".

"This ship was taken by its current crew 5 months ago the pirates killed the crew, Lex corp scientists, and their remaining patients".

"The records we have looked at so far indicates some of their patients had been captive for over five years that's three years after both Luthor came to a sudden end on the pavement of Metropolis".

"So I'm taking on finding out how this was funded and the money trail".

"I also thought we were done with the last of the Lex clones but documentation just found indicates that there are more of these ships out there and maybe more clones".

"The only good thing out of this is we have the memory implantation device and a copy of Lex's memories right up to the day he and Lionel met their end".

"There might be a chance that we can find the other ships and give their computers a virus or a modified Lex memory file".

"Both are long shot options however this ships computers haven't been online in six months but it will be a worthy try".

"Any other ideas"?

Aqua man spoke up "I can have the porpoise and dolphins look for ships that match this ones profile".

Batman looked at the others "we have to put a final end to the Luthors we have to get rid of any clones and stop anyone from creating any more".

That statement brought a lot of nodding heads. Flash contributed for the first time in a while with "we've got to stop things like this ship from happening anymore I'll be more than happy to run out to any location you can give me to check out".

Joon the Martian Man hunter "I'll wipe the memories of the current crew and scan them for any information Lex corp or the ship activities".

Clark looked at everyone "I don't want to sound like a heel here but do you think my wife and I could try and pick up on our honeymoon where we left off ?

Lana sitting next to Clark just smiled she had plans for a couple of make up days but the other JLA members smiled as well Oliver added "sure guys are you going back to the atoll of somewhere else".

Lana finally spoke up "guys from the day we got to that island the staff kept calling us the Queens, both Clark and I believe the pirates had some one on that island feeding them information I think Wonder Woman and Joon should scan the entire staff to find the leak". "That way this wont happen again, in this day and age having pirates around is unbelievable we need to stop this now".

Everyone got quiet Wonder Woman looked at Lana then said "she is right we would be doing the world a disservice by not taking down these clowns and then turn them over to the US navy that has been patrolling these waters maybe they would pay closer attention and stop this before it gets worse".

"We have almost everything we need from this ship right"?

"We found the captains log book its a long tale of piracy on the high seas so I think we should drop the ship off in front of the current carrier group patrolling the Aden sea" said Oliver. It was like a flash bulb went of in everyone's head at the same time.

"Clark and Lana do you two think you can pick up this ship and carry it about 900 miles"?

Lana and Clark smiled at each other both said "we'll try". Green Lantern spoke up "I'll give them a hand".

Oliver got a smirk on his face "how about we have Joon place a tell all command in their heads so they volunteer all illegal acts that they have ever done".

Batman spoke up "that should give then a lot of information to chase down it will keep the government busy for years".

The JLA had been facing its first legal challenges and with Oliver's teams of lawyers every suit brought up at least 4 counter suits. The government was learning that its not a good idea to sue the Justice League.

Oliver got everyone to settle down "ok we have several suggestion on the table for possible action". "First is the computers patient records and hardware on this ship is being appropriated by the JLA". "Yeas"? All hands go up. "Nayes?" No hand show. "Pass we take it all".

"Second item the crew probed for useful information and a post hypnotic suggestion to tell all". "Yeas"? All hands go up. "Nayes?" No hand show. "Pass crew is to be memory wiped and a post hypnotic compulsion placed to confess to every crime they ever committed".

"Now to the third item this ship is to be given to the US Navy with the pirate crew and any incriminating evidence". "Yeas"? All hands go up. "Nayes?" No hand show. "Pass we will have Lana and Clark with Green Lantern in support if needed "Yeas"? All hands go up. "Nayes?" No hand show. "Pass".

"Ok lets get this ship ready to be given to the navy think they would be pissed if we put a pink ribbon on it" asked Oliver? Everyone just shook their heads at Oliver's lame attempt at a joke.

"Lets be ready to deliver in 3 hours" were Oliver's final words.

Oliver motioned for Clark and Lana to come over "whats up?" Oliver asked Lana "well I was wondering with everything that happened to you two on this trip if I can make it up to you with something closer to home for the next week?"

Lana smiled "why thank you Oliver what do you have in mind"?

"First we have to tell Clarks boss he's chasing a story so he gets more time to be with you and how about a resort in Jamaica, not something so exclusive this time ok"?

Clark said "this would be a good time to make sure that the helpers on the atoll were found and also turned over to American authorities".

"Joon and Diana should be able to complete that in a couple of hours, I'll ask them to join you when you return to check out the Islands staff".

"Where should the jet pick you two up this time".

"How about they just pick us up at Male international and we go from there" while asking Lana for her thoughts telepathically suggested Clark"?

"I promise I'll have Chloe pick it out the resort this time something nice but very public ok"?.

"Thanks Oliver" the tired couple said.

Three hours later...

Everybody is off the ship other than the pirates and their accomplices from the atoll. All the incriminating evidence and computer records are in the captains quarters with the sign Clark wanted with "look in here" in big red letters. One helicopter remained behind to shuttle Lana and Clark back to the male international airport. As far as the islands staff were concerned the Queens left in the company of a couple of a couple super heroes.

Clark and Lana each grabbed the front and back of pirate ship, (you ready Lana we should be able to do his without help but green lantern is willing to follow us and help, its only 900 miles and we flew over 23000 the other day so this should be easy).

(Clark tell me when your ready) (husband remember to slowly build your lift ok) Clark smiled his super wife was so smart. Lana felt a warm feeling all over her body she just smiled. Vortexes and small whirlpools formed below the ship, they slowly built in intensity as the ship lifted out of the water. Very soon they were 1000ft in the air then 5000ft in the air then 35000ft in the air, they leveled out and headed for the Sea of Aden and the US fleet. The trip took a hour they didn't want to deliver s ship full or red slime. Green Lantern flew ahead to alert the US fleet but they already knew that something big was coming their way thanks to the latest Milstar satellites. The heroes heard a collective wow from the fleet. The radar officer reported that a object of unknown size and configuration was quickly approaching the fleet as Green Lantern landed on the bridge wing of the USS Abraham Lincoln. "We ran into some pirates and thought you would like to have the honors admiral just look for the captains cabin you should find everything you need to shut down a lot of piracy in this part of the world". He didn't stick around for a thanks. The military crew were all a little dumb struck as the pirate ship was delivered 1000 yards off the port bow. Every optical device on all of the ships were trained on the hero's they figured out that one of these two super hero's was a girl and a hot one too! All the optical devices got refocused on Lana rather quickly.

Lana and Clark moved behind the ship out of view of most of the fleet for a deserved kiss as their lips met they floated around in a circle holding on to each other for dear life.

(wow Clark we did it we lifted a ship out of the water and moved it too)

(we sure did my beautiful wife, I'm certain when were we together can do anything we set our minds to accomplish)

(I love you Clark)

(love you more Lana)

(Um I think we put on enough of a show for the sailors what do you say we head straight up and recharge for a while and return to the helicopter)

(Clark I don't want to be a show off but race you to high earth orbit)

They waved to Green Lantern to let him know they were ok and leaving. OK 1, 2, 3 and they rocket out of sight in seconds. They passed mach 4 in a half a second and reached 500 miles above earth in a record 9 seconds. Lana was in the lead the whole way. The jet jockeys were upset because whoever those two were they bathed the whole fleet with multiple sonic booms.

(Clark did you notice anything)

(yes I did and I like what I'm seeing)

(Clark Kent our clothes shredded because of our speed)!

(yup and I'm liking what I'm seeing I wounder what sex in space would be like)

(Clark Kent your a dirty old man, I might be talked into entertain that idea at some point but the more important issue is we are going to need clothing that will stay on us when we are helping people unless you want to be known as the hero in the buff. I'm sure you don't want to have every guy on the street ogling you wife)

(sounds like we need to see Jor El about this issue)

(how are we going to get to the helicopter I for one don't want any one else but you seeing me naked)

(your right Lana hey I know that beach boutique had some nice bikinis and suits why don't I grab you one off the rack and bring it to you in the air and then you can change)

(get me a wrap too please and a light jacket too if they have it please leave the tags and have them charge it to our residence)

(yes dear)

(Clark gets ready to speed off as Lana reaches for him, where do you think your going Mr. Kent)

(Getting clothes for you)

(nope space cuddle first, I love being up here in your arms my love)

(that's a invitation I cant turn down)

Lana and Clark floated in the heavens for about a hour enjoying the feel of each others skin.

(Ready to start down Baby) as Clark snuggled Lana's neck.

(ok I guess, wait we have a long plane ride again in that stateroom, oh the plans I have for you)

(let me get you that bikini) as Clark dashes off to get the clothes Lana requested.

Clark finds Lana floating on her back at 10000ft.

(ready to go to the helicopter)

(let me get dressed)

They both descended to the waiting pontoon equipped helicopter the pilot was a Queen industries employee and Oliver Queen himself had told him to tell no one what he will see that day. Lana and Clark both landed on the pontoons and got in the helicopter. They had a short uneventful ride to the airport they thanked their pilot and headed for their jet that was parked close to the heli-pad. Lana felt a little crusty after the ocean experience and then space she wanted to be clean for her husband she took a towel bath and changed into something for traveling. She found Clark on the bed and fast asleep, she got on the bed and as if by magic Clarks arms captured her and pulled her into him. Lana fell asleep with a huge smile on her face and a very happy heart. They were so tired from their adventure they slept all the way to Jamaica and Montego Bay international airport. The stewardess woke them after landing that they somehow slept through. The stewardess served them a diner meal before they left the plane and Clark used the planes phone to call Perry to tell him he had a huge story on piracy in the Aden sea. After Perry heard Clarks story he said "wow kid that's a great start but you need fill material in that story" (Perry felt bad that their honeymoon got interrupted) he told Clark to have the story in by next week and use his writing partner to fact check his information and that he wanted to see him back in the office next week. Clark and Lana now had a three week honeymoon.

Lana and Clark got their reservation information from the on board information system and were off to Sandles Royal Plantation, Villa Plantana a quiet adult resort where they could have a quiet time or if they chose explore the island and its wonders. Clark punched out his story in about three hours Lana read it three times she was very proud of her husband. One for writing the story and, two telling the story in a way that made the reader want to see the end of piracy period. She almost fell of her chair when she read the part from a confidential source on the USS Abraham Lincoln and the two super hero's that took off into the sky the amazing hero's that lifted the ship full of pirates and delivering them to the fleet and the details of the piracy acts that that crew committed in that part of the world. Lana realized they would be making a trip to see the fortress and figure out something for clothing they could wear without it being ripped to shreds as they took off fast. She had a couple of ideas and the end of their honeymoon was not the time to talk to Clark about costumes. That could wait for the plane ride home. They had six days of their honeymoon to spend and Lana wanted to create memories that will last a lifetime and then some.

An Hour Later

Clark laptop beeped it had a new email. Lana looked at Clark they had been enjoying a relaxing cuddle and kisses on the porch in their exclusive villa enjoying the view and each other.

"Clark didn't you turn that thing off after you finished your story" asked Lana?

"Yea thought I did, let me see what is is I bet its junk mail".

Clark goes over to look at the screen, "hey Lana its from Oliver let me open it" Clarks eyes get very big and very round, "um baby we need to call him right now". Clark picks up the phone and dials the number Oliver gave him in the email, he enters the code and the call connects he puts the phone on speaker so they both can hear.

"Clark and Lana sorry to be pestering you two but the tech team found more ships and discovered whats going on or at least what we know with the information you two gave us".

"Cut to the chase Oliver whats wrong".

"Well we think there might be at least 15 more of these ships out there".

"Looks like from what we can tell after Tess burnt Camdus Labs to the ground, if you recall that's where the original clones came from if you recall".

"I remember that hold on", said Lana "while I had access to Luthor corp books there was a lot of money being shifted to that company".

"Something like hundreds of millions from what I recall" added Lana. Clark smiled at his brilliant wife.

"Here is the problem lots of money and no physical location left".

"Wow" said both of the Kent's "how much disappeared down that rabbit hole"?

"A little shy of 4 billion dollars total".

"2 billion after Tess burnt down Camdus labs and what at the time we all thought were the clones".

"So there could be a lot more Lex Clones out there".

"We also found out the ship you two took down had operated for three years before they got caught by the pirates".

"Good thing we can notify a lot of families that someone found out their loved ones expired".

"Oliver you might want to hold off until we track down the other boats and their crews".

"Besides Lex's experiment's what else happened on these ships"?

"We aren't sure yet but there looks like there was a lot of tissue typing being done".

"What does that mean Oliver" asked a lost Clark?

"They were harvesting usable organs from experiment subjects".

"Oh my god" came out of both Lana and Clark.

"Look I just wanted you two to know you found a gold mine for us, I wanted you to know the importance of this information".

"Stay in Jamaica enjoy your honeymoon, by the time you are back we will have a complete picture of the pirates and these Lex spawned hell ships".

" Lets save the full conversation once you two are back home and ready to face the world, hold on Chloe wants to say something".

"Hey love birds don't wear out the beds ok some one else would like to have a nice honeymoon too".

"Just kidding how are you guys, Clark I'm jealous of your finding this story, if you need a writing partner I'll volunteer its going to be huge I can just feel it".

"Thanks Chloe did Oliver tell you that they thought we were you guys"?

"He told me, I still don't believe it, still all they had to do was use any of the computers they had and download a picture of us from the companies web site".

"Do you think they were using the computers"?,

"We saw them using the radios but not the computers".

"Something else to consider" added Oliver "Any way, you two have a uneventful remainder of your honeymoon we will pick you guys up at the airport when you're back ok see ya later" said Chloe "bye" added both Lana and Clark.

The happy couple sat with their mouths open this was a lot bigger than either expected. Clark spoke first "I wonder how many follow on stories do you think I can get out of this"?

"I have no idea" answered Lana "but have you thought that maybe writing a book about our experience and piracy on the high seas would sell Clark" was Lana's question?

"I have no idea but the book could be a great idea once were back home I could start on it if the story sell a lot of papers plus I'll have the justice league research and I should be able to get interviews of the sixth fleet officers when the bring in the pirate ship crew I expect after they document the ship the will send it to the bottom".

"I doubt they will bring it back".

"Clark I'm sure you will get the rest of this story and I want you to write the book regardless it's our first mission together and if it turns into a best seller thats all the better".

Clark gave Lana that heart melting Kent smile and well Lana melted. Clark smiled "where were we at before that email and phone call, humm let me see, oh yea I was going to show you how much I love you today" said a mischievous Clark said with a sly grin as he picked up Lana and returned to the isolated private bedroom. A few moments later the only sound to be heard was Lana panting "Oh Clark".