Rainbow Dash and Jotaro sat on a bench with Jolyne laying in their laps. Rainbow Dash read the newspaper out to her. Jolyne then sat up and waved a man who sat on the bench behind them.
"Hiya! You're not a bad guy, are you?!"
"No ma'am, it's too good of an afternoon. Mr. Kujo, Ms. Dash?"
Rainbow Dash glanced behind her as Jotaro silently read the newspaper.
"..." "Yeah?"
"I'm from the Speedwagon Foundation. We spoke before, but you had told me speaking over the phone or through any means of power cable were, dangerous. I've come here to relay the message myself. We will be arriving at Morioh Harbor tomorrow at noon. From, the Dazzlings."
Rainbow Dash raised a brow as Jolyne gasped.
"The... Dazzlings?" "No way!~ They're coming here?!"
Jotaro nodded as the informat took his leave.
"I only just learned about it myself. Apparently, the Dazzlings, Grandpa and Grandma go a long way back. I don't know the details, but they're taking precaution in case word gets out who's really there."
Rainbow Dash folded the newspaper up.
"Do they know all about... This? And how far back could they have gone, the Dazzlings look younger than me!"
"Who knows."
Jolyne stared at the two with shimmering eyes. Jotaro shook his head.
"No. Things could get dangerous."
Rainbow Dash sighed.
"I hate it when he's right, and your dad's right, this time."
Jolyne only stared intently.
"When was the last time we ever did anything all together?!"
Jotaro tipped his cap over his eyes.
"No amount of begging will change my mind... Dash, don't you give me that look."
Rainbow Dash followed after Jolyne and stared at Jotaro. Both now silently begging.
"She could be in great danger... You'd really put her through that?"
"You beat up a grown man at the age of seven! And we'll both be there this time. I'll take care of her, you worry about the tactical stuff!"
"Yare Yare..."
"You were the one who said it, it's been awhile since we've all gotten together like this."
"This isn't what I meant."
"Jotaro..."
He lifted his cap and grumbled.
"I'll go get Josuke and his gang. You two stay out of trouble, and don't suffocate the celebrities."
Both Rainbow Dash and Jolyne smothered Jotaro in their embrace. He sighed in annoyance, and wrapped them both in his arms.
My Little Pony: Friendship is a Bizarre Adventure
Part 4: ~Diamond is Charitable~
Episode X: Red Hot Chili Peppers and Royal Philharmonic Orchestra
Josuke stumbled at the death crash effect from his game, as well as Tomoko kicking his back. Rarity fell out of her chair and onto the ground.
"Augh! What is that atrocious sound!?"
"Dammit! So, close to ten points!"
"Ten?! Out of what, a million!? Josuke, that game has given me more heart jumps in the last hour than my whole time here!"
"Just let me get to ten points! It's Friday!"
Tomoko stood over Josuke with a glare.
"Hey, that game's literally impossible to beat, we all tried it!"
"You never know! If you'd just, let me focus, I know that deep down I can bea-"
Tomoko fell back in surprise as the sound effect played. Josuke dropped his head and controller.
"It's no use..."
"You're right, now clean up and get to bed! And get out of that damn uniform! Rarity makes you like, six outfits a week, at least wear them!"
Rarity and Tomoko beamed at each other as the woman left. Rarity looked Josuke over.
"She's right, you know. At least try on, one!"
"I will, on one of these days, maybe! Uh, that one with the lines!"
"The one with the lines? Josuke, at least try to think more creatively!"
"Then, that mesh one? The shirt that's basically a net, it's really comfortable!"
"Oh dear, that one wouldn't do, your chest would be completely exposed."
She then sat next to Josuke.
"Still... Something bothers me, darling."
Josuke gasped as he spoke with a lighter tone.
"You? Bothered? Heaven forbid, dearest! What dares to plague your mind, darling?"
He put on an exaggerated face of shock as Rarity rolled her eyes.
"Mock my speech if you must, but I am rather serious! I need to find that Arrow and retrieve my proper Element of Harmony!"
Josuke blinked as he held up the remote to the TV.
"Well excuse me, dearest, if it feels like I haven't been giving it my all. I'm still trying to get over the fact you're from another world and all."
"I'm quite surprised how well you've taken it so far."
"But what can we do? Jotaro and Rainbow Dash just got back, and looked more determined than ever to find it, Senset is contemplating having her Stand on all the time, even Yukako implied on helping us!"
Rarity winced.
"That girl... She's become more tolerable lately, but it's unnerving how she'll hover around me at times."
"I remember, you wouldn't quit nagging to me about how she asked if she could do anything for you, which is kinda weird... Still, on the subject of the Element, there's nothing more I can do, darling. It's not like the Stand User will appear before us."
Josuke looked to the TV and saw it. The Stand that had killed Keicho, Senset had learned its name. Red Hot Chili Peppers. It sat in the background of a romance movie. Josuke dropped the remote and his jaw.
"Well this is quite shocking..."
[ "Ah!~ And here we all are, eh, [R. P. O.]?"]
A pair of arms appeared as the cello solo began to play again. The hands slithered from the stereo of the TV, merged and became a single body. An elongated torso with an extremely slender build, arms that stretched far and bended like rubber. Strings lined the center of the body, shoulders and arms. The wrists, the elbows, and stomach were adorned with a treble clef. The throat had a series of holes that resembled a flute. The forehead and chest had a large octave clef as the head itself was adorned with a strange crown like headpiece with wires that fell down to jaw length. At the end were small cymbals and drums. On the sides of the body were various musical notes and hearts that alternated. Solid eyes and a face fixed into a frown, condescending. It spoke harmoniously, near singing with the cello.
[ ~"Is this all they have to offer? What a disappointment. The full name is, [Royal Philharmonic Orchestra]. But for some, it's a bit too wordy for their lazy brains. [Red Hot Chili Peppers], isn't this a waste of time?"~ ]
[ "Kehehehe! I think so too, but we've got to be even more careful than ever."]
Josuke stood up with Rarity hiding behind him as she pointed at them threateningly.
"Oi! Don't talk to each other like we're not here!"
"What rude hooligans! This is our house, how dare you just drop in, unannounced!? I know how to deal with trash like you, effectively! Go get them, Josuke!"
R. P. O. folded its arms as Red Hot Chili Peppers snickered and pointed to itself.
[ "Well!~ That's actually what we're here for. To 'get us' and show us how much we've grown!"]
[ ~"Those idiots, Jotaro and Dashie, came back to town after all! So we'll have to run them out of OUR town."~ ]
[ "Still, we're not stupid! We've been keeping a close eye on you all! Hazamada, Yukako, Tonio..."]
[ ~"Okuyasu, Koichi, Sunset, Rohan, Lauren. Even that annoying, impertinent shitty little brat, Jolyne! And even more! We know about you all, as well as your daily day to day lives."~ ]
[ "We know that you two almost never split up. At school, weekends, you two actually sleep together since that brat came by! We even know all about your crappy skills at video games, Josuke!"]
Josuke mumbled under his breath.
"Shit man, you don't gotta rub it in..."
R. P. O. pointed at Rarity with a smug tone.
[ ~"We even know that you, Rarity, have been eating all the ice cream right out of the container!"~ ]
Josuke looked back to a shrunken Rarity with a hurt expression.
"You were the Ice Cream Bandit in the house?! You said it was Senset!"
"I-It was! The uh, the first time, I only eat when I feel like it anyways!"
"We've been through five cartons this week!"
"... Heh-Hehehe... I uh, needed the comfort?"
"Element of Generosity, my ass! Agh! Whatever, why'd you two reveal yourselves now!?"
The intruders looked at each other and shrugged.
[ "Let's cut the banter. Jotaro and Dashie's Stand Abilities are a big problem to us. We could be shut down or overwhelmed without even knowing it. Really makes you think about how to win against unwinnable odds."]
[ ~"We found it. That scuffle you had, Josuke, with Rainbow Dash taught us something. They've gotten soft. However, they never let their guard down, even when we've snuck into their hotel her Stand's lightning isn't normal."~ ]
[ "Even one small volt from a tiny spark would cause me to flicker like a bulb in horror movie! I don't want a try that Rainboom!"]
[ ~"But like many around you, Josuke, you've inspired us! We believe now, and together, we can stand against the unwinnable odds! All it takes is, a little test."~ ]
Rarity raised a brow.
"Ahem!~ Have you forgotten about my own ability?"
Josuke grinned and thumbed to himself as he began to sparkle within the shine of the coat.
"You two must realize nothing can break this stuff, right? If I inspired you guys, then it's my turn to say, how disappointing."
Red Hot Chili Peppers sneered as R. P. O. clapped. It was simple action, little effort into the motion, yet the sound waves produced were powerful enough to launch Josuke and Rarity into a wall. Embedded and stuck, Josuke pulled himself out and looked back to the crushed Rarity.
"R-RARITY!"
"... Gu-Guh... I'm... in need of comfort... ice cream..."
She fainted as Josuke healed her, the shining coat vanished. Red Hot Chili Peppers and R. P. O. laughed.
[ "What a useless ability! To make just about everything but yourself indestructible! She can even mold it and imprison people in it!"]
[ ~"Not so much useless, more so a useless User, she's as worthless as Okuyasu!"~ ]
[ "Even so, we still need that test. Josuke!~ Just try to hit me with your [Crazy Diamond]! You and Jotaro share similar Stand types! Though not the phenomenal Universal, it's still enough to rival [Star Platinum]! You should be in the mood for it, right?"]
[ ~"Don't think of this as us trying to beat you up. We just want to thank you, by making things easier for you, by killing you."~ ]
Josuke said nothing as he stomped over to the television. He glared right at them as Crazy Diamond hovered over him. Red Hot Chili Peppers playfully pointed to its beak as it floated closer.
[ "I'm telling you that's too far!~ You've got get even closer, if you want to hit as accurately as-"]
[ "DORA!" ]
Crazy Diamond struck Red Hot Chili Peppers at an astounding speed. The Stand and his partner hadn't registered the action until a few seconds after. Blood flew from the beak as it twitched in pain and shock.
[ "h-he's... fast...!"]
[ ~"When did...?! Don't worry I can-"~ ]
R. P. O. flew in between the two, but had been fed a mouthful of fist. The cello stopped as Crazy Diamond continued its assault. Josuke lifted his head and snarled.
"Listen up, chucklefucks! [Stars Platinum and Seraphim] aren't anything like my Stand or Rarity's! Don't you fucking forget that fact!"
[ "DORARARARARA!" ]
Josuke didn't plan on stopping anytime soon, but Red Hot Chili Peppers had other plans. It parried the fists away with its own, R. P. O. then held onto it as Red Hot Chili Peppers struck Crazy Diamond in the side. The attack was too fast for Josuke to react to. Yet, moments before impact, he saw it. A strange energy the exploded upon contact. The sound of the punches became thunderous and shook the house. Josuke flew back as Rarity came to, only to be crushed again.
"Ghak!? Da-Darli-Darling...!"
"Ah! Rarity! I'll heal you!"
Red Hot Chili Peppers growled as it and R. P. O. vanished. They hadn't grown enough yet. Rarity coughed as she was healed and pulled out of the wall.
"What in Equestria was that infernal boom?!"
"It was that Stand... It made the attack so loud, the sound waves added to the force. I'm surprised I'm still in... One... Piece."
Josuke looked down and saw the Shine on where he had been struck. Rarity ran a hand through her hair and looked away.
"It wasn't much but, I did what I could... I guess I really am not all that-"
Josuke smiled and pulled her into a hug.
"Rarity. You're GREAT."
"I... Know I am! I'm utterly marvelous!~ Where would you be without me?"
"Somewhere I wouldn't want to be. C'mon let's go get that comfort ice cream."
"Oh!~ So now I have an accomplice?"
"It's only a crime if you're caught. It's just ice cream, anyways."
Rarity giggled as they made their way to the kitchen. Just as they began to eat, a cough sounded off to the side. Tomoko glared bloody murder at them both with a sinister smile.
"So, it wasn't one, but TWO ICE CREAM BANDITS! Ain't this a surprise!"
Josuke and Rarity froze for a moment. Then, Rarity fed Josuke her spoon and ran off, leaving him to his fate. The next morning, Josuke, Rarity, Koichi, Okuyasu and Senset waited on the outskirts of town. Okuyasu grumbled as he sat by a dead tree.
"Josuke, why'd you call us all the way out here?! We could be late for school!"
Koichi looked off and saw a lone girl having a picnic. She hadn't ate a thing and carried a large case. She wore a hat that covered her face and a simple dress.
"Look, I think there's someone already here... It kinda feels like we're being intrusive. No one really comes around this area."
Josuke narrowed his eyes as he looked around.
"It wasn't my idea. Jotaro called, and told me to get everyone here."
Rarity nodded.
"He sounded rather serious, something I'm still quite not used to yet, but it was about [Red Hot Chili Peppers] and our discovery. His partner, [Royal Philharmonic Orchestra]."
A snap and a thud sounded off. Okuyasu broke off a branch as Senset punched the tree. Both shook with anger. Koichi didn't like talking about the Stands, he preferred it when his friends were jokey, but they would always become like this when the subject appeared. Josuke sighed.
"They came out of the closet, or television, at our place. They think they're ready to take us on."
Senset snarled with Okuyasu, the delinquents yelling at Josuke.
"Goddammit! Why didn't you call me!? We literally live down on the same street as you, asshole!"
"That boom from last night was from your place after all! I fucking knew it, you two tried to take them down without us! Not gonna happen!"
Rarity held a hand up.
"Y-You have more of a reason than either of us, but it wasn't up to us when they attacked! They can travel through electrical currents and sound! They've been spying on us all, could have killed us at any point, or so they believed! We bring this up now because we may have a solution!"
Okuyasu raised a brow as the branch disintegrated in his hand.
"And what the hell would that be...?"
Everyone stopped at the sound of Jotaro's voice.
"We've got the means to find the Users."
Jotaro walked into view.
"No one has any electric appliances on them, right?"
Everyone double checked themselves before nodding.
"Good. We called you out here, so that we wouldn't be heard."
Koichi raised his hand slowly.
"A-Ah, Mr. Jotaro? I only see you here, is Mrs. Dash coming soon?"
"No. Someone else is about to make a visit. Don't tell her I said this but, her age is a real mystery, but she is very old. She can barely fight with her Stand, and as of last year, refuses to leave her friend's side. So this will be a quick visit."
Everyone was lost and looked to each other in confusion. Everyone, except Josuke, who shook slightly
"E-Ey... Jotaro? When you say visit, you don't mean..."
Rarity's eyes widened as she saw Josuke's lips curve slowly into a goofy grin. Jotaro looked off to the distance.
"She'll be here any-"
A hole in the space between them all formed and grew to the size of a relatively small television set. Licorice vines curled out and formed the frame of the hole as static appeared within. The image flashed a number of colors before a woman's upper body came into view. Jotaro tipped his cap over his eyes.
"Second."
Cotten candy pink hair, neatly tied into a professional bun, yet enough fell straight to her shoulders. Narrow sharp shades that had perfectly reflection. Despite what Jotaro had said, the woman looked rather young and with a fair complextion, flawless skin. A pencil black business coat buttoned to the top with three symbols stitched above the left breast. Music notes. One trapped in a tornado, another blazed within a flame, the last was in front of a red gem under a spotlight. She raised her head from a clipboard in her hand spoke to someone off to the side. A formal, monotone voice.
"I'll be with you momentarily, I have to count these."
Upon the sound of the door closing, the woman changed instantaneously. The brightest, shiniest, smile the world would ever know. She threw the clipboard and shades away without any care, showing off sparkling bubblegum blue eyes with small wrinkles around the corners. The woman's upper body came out of the hole, and crushed Josuke with a tight hug, lifting him from the ground as she shook him. The vine frame could be seen snaking from her arms as her hair became bouncy from her movements. She spoke with a much louder and peppy tone, light as a balloon.
"It's been sooo long!~ Look at my baby, ooh, you've grown so much! I knew those candies were good for you!"
"I-It's been awhile, Grandma!"
"I heard you got yourself a handful of trouble! Is Rarity even there yet!?"
Rarity gave a small finger wave and a small smile.
"Present and accounted f- Urk!"
A vine wrapped around Rarity's waist and pulled her into Pinkie Pie's embrace.
"Seventy years pass by and all you do is wave at me!? C'mere!"
"Aghk! Agh! Ack! P-Pi-Puh-Pinkie! I can't, breathe...!"
"Look at you, so pretty and everything, Josuke's keeping you safe?"
"Mo-More so keeping me well... How are you...?"
Rarity was released as Pinkie Pie wagged a finger at her.
"I'm doing just bubbly! Everything is great! Nothing wrong whatsoever!"
"T-Then, what's with those gloves? They're a lot like the ones Rainbow Dash wear."
"Oh, that? Later! What matters now is..."
Pinkie Pie pointed at Senset with a grin.
"Your next line is, "What the Hell is all of this! We've got a murderer to find, get this mooshy shit over with!", right?"
"What the Hell is all of this! We've got a murderer to find, get this mooshy shit over with! ... Huh?!"
"You're too angry, lil' lady! If you try to solve a solution like that, you'll make a mistake, you gotta be calm about these things! Trust me, I've got experience in these things, and Pinkie Sense!"
"... What!? You're not making any sense!"
Okuyasu snapped his fingers.
"I get it... If we think too hard about revenge, we may get hurt, or worse. That hot old lady knows things after all!"
Pinkie Pie gave Okuyasu a thumbs up and a wink.
"You've got to be the brains of the group, right? But, you're still shaking, which means you haven't taken my advice seriously!"
"Ngh..."
"Well, I can't do much for you now, I'm sailing undercover! We're gonna be there at noon! High noon, right at Morioh Docks! Don't be late now!"
Senset shook and held her head.
"Wait, I'm so confused, I got lost when she said Oku was the brains..."
Jotaro shook his head.
"Grandma's Stand, [Candy Shop], can find anything and anyone in the present time. She can even teleport and attack through these holes you see here. The only problem is, so can anyone on the other side. She's taking a huge risk but-"
"This coming from Mr. I'll stop my heart to play dead?"
"Shut up, Grandma."
"At least I didn't mention the-"
Jotaro's hand appeared over Pinkie Pie's mouth. He shoved her back into the hole
"Cheater! The truth will come out one day!"
She giggled and held up a hand.
"Which one am I looking for here? Garnet Blazed Jalapeños or the One Man Big Band?"
Jotaro tilted his cap up and sighed.
"Yare Yare... Josuke, Rarity, you both decide. You know these two better than any of us. Try to pick the least dangerous one. I know it's hard, considering their abilities, but Grandma's Stand will leave her as vulnerable as they will be."
Josuke and Rarity glanced at each other. It wasn't that hard of a decision.
"Look for..." "The User of [Royal Philharmonic Orchestra]!"
"Okay! [Candy Shop]! Show me the User of, [Royal Philharmonic Orchestra]!"
The screen became static before it showed the woman in the distance. The group looked behind them and saw a new hole where Pinkie Pie stood in, right behind the woman. Pinkie Pie blinked before hole vanished and reappared on screen.
"Okay so, I'm pretty sure this is a bad thing! Also, she's making a mad dash to that motorcycle!"
Okuyasu cursed under his breath.
"Shit, that's mine! But what could she do with it without the keys? She'll get on before we grab her, but she won't go anywhere!"
Pinkie Pie then narrowed her eyes.
"Yes she will, because that's an electric battery on your bike."
"Well, of course it is! What else could power the battery?"
The motorcycle came to life as the woman neared it. The portal closed as everyone began to run at the bike. Senset face palmed with a growl.
"Electricity...! We weren't careful enough and now-"
Red Hot Chili Peppers erupted from the battery and onto the seat as the woman hopped on with a sly grin.
"And now, we've heard everything. I thought it was odd that those, posers, would come to such a small town."
[ "But to hear and see such a scary Stand, well, it was noon at the docks? I'll kill her and those bitches before they even land!"]
They rode off just in time. Outside of the group's range, even with Star Platinum:The World. Koichi shouted as he summoned Echoes.
"Qu-Quick! Somebody throw a rock or some kind of projectile! Something to stop them!"
Senset and Okuyasu stepped ahead of the group.
"Don't worry, this is all us."
"Yeah! Rarity said it earlier, it's our right to take revenge, and we know just how to do it!"
"I, Sunset Nijimura!"
"And Okuyasu Nijimura!"
"Are gonna break and tear a new asshole in your faces!" "Are gonna break and tear a new asshole in your faces!"
The Hand sprung out and swiped at the air. In a moment, the Nijimura Siblings were on top of the bike. Senset had a leg up to kick down at the woman's head, but as it came down, her foot was cut off from a punch by Red Hot Chili Peppers.
"NNNNGGGGHHHH!"
She wouldnt shout or cry, she refused to show weakness, and caught her foot in the air. The Hand swiped at Red Hot Chili Peppers. Red Hot Chili Peppers pulled the woman off the bike, and floated off to the side of the bike as he carried her, the swipe too slow to hit either one. They laughed.
"Sunset! To see your ugly face twisted into such a way, and that painful yowl from your throat! It's all music to me, sensational!"
[ "And Okuyasu, props for that plan of getting on the bike, but even Sunset's brain is too slow for my speed! What good is that hand of yours if it's too slow?! You have to actually make an arch too, how lame!"]
Okuyasu scowled as and pulled his sister close.
"I didn't need Senset to plan anything for me, asshole, you two weren't my targets! The front of the bike was!"
Everyone was surprised as Okuyasu leapt off the motorcycle with Senset before it spun out. The woman flew from Red Hot Chili Peppers' arms and tumbled onto the ground. The Stand hid back into the electric battery. As the woman sat up, but was struck by Senset's severed foot.
"Guh!"
Senset had thrown it right at her jaw. A walkman fell out from her hand and played loudly.
"U-Ugh... Ro-[Royal Philharmonic Orchestra]!"
The strings flew from the walkman before the Stand had formed. From afar, Josuke and Rarity noticed that it had changed.
"Darling! It's gotten smaller!"
"Not just that, it looks pathetic, like it's about to cry or something!"
Senset smirked as she read the Stand with All Seeing Eye.
"[Royal Philharmonic Orchestra]. Actually has a shoddy ass range! It can travel through wires, gates, anywhere sound can go! But, you still has to be very close, otherwise it's a one hit target!"
"...!"
"It's power is also pathetic, and there's not much to develop either! All you do, Octavia, is increase and manipulate sound! Not even decrease it, since your Stand needs sound to be! It's on the bare minimum, right? It can't even produce the decibels equivalent to a raindrop! What're you planning here?"
Octavia stared at Senset, then smiled as Red Hot Chili Peppers flashed to her side. Senset's smug smil shifted a to a worried frown.
"Shit, Okuyasu, swipe forw-"
The Hand swiped the air, but Red Hot Chili Peppers had already struck The Hand and Senset in their guts. R. P. O. increased the sound of the impact and blew them back.
"Kahahaha! My Stand sucks? You can't even fight a Stand without hiding behind one! Your Stand, is the most cowardly Stand of all!"
[ "Octavia! We gotta get outta here-" ]
They turned to see the group after them, specifically, Jotaro. However, Okuyasu and Senset both vanished. Octavia and Red Hot Chili Peppers were kicked from behind their skulls. Sunset and Okuyasu stomped on top of them.
"I still swiped the air, did you literally just forget that?!"
"We teleported behind you both!"
"YOU DUMBASS!" "YOU DUMBASS!"
The Nijimura's hazed there opponents with kicks, punts, and stomps. Red Hot Chili Peppers grabbed Octavia, and rolled away. The Hand swiped at them many times, erasing the ground, sending further and further from the car battery. Okuyasu pulled Senset back.
"What th- Oku! What're you doing!?"
"Oi, Sis... We need them alive, remember?"
"... The Bow and Arrow, right."
Octavia and Red Hot Chili Peppers glanced st each other. Okuyasu pointed at them with a fierce scowl.
"You both have nowhere to go."
Senset pointed to an electrical line in the distance.
"The nearest source of power is all the way over there, hundred meters away. Look, you're even rusting away, [Red Hot Chili Peppers]."
The Stand's glow began to fade, a rusted shell began to replace it, both murderers panted weakly. Okuyasu brought a hand to his chest.
"Keicho... Was a bad guy. I believe in karma, y'know when you do something and it comes back, all the bad he did caught up with him. Even in his last moments, he couldn't say something nice. But, he still saved our lives..."
Okuyasu then pointed at the weakened Stand Users.
"I don't want me or my Sis to go through that kind of crap. If you tell us where you are, and surrender the Bow and Arrow, we'll spare your lives and a beating. You won't go freely, but you'll be alive.
Senset was smacked out of her wrath for a moment. Okuyasu wasn't just being reasonable, but also merciful. Octavia snickered.
"Mercy? After all that? You're acting way different. I'd have thought, you'd be boiling inside to kill us!"
Okuyasu roared as The Hand began throw insulting gestures.
"DEEP DOWN, I AM! I WANT TO HEAR YOU BE TOUGH AND DECLINE, SO I CAN SCRAPE YOU AWAY, PIECE BY PIECE!"
Red Hot Chili Peppers cackled.
[ "Kahahaha! I knew it! You're both screw ups, cause we have you just where we want you." ]
Octavia rolled back and began to run away.
"I'm headed back to the hideout at the graveyard! See you there!"
Red Hot Chili Peppers raised it's arms and nodded as it stood between them.
[ "I wouldn't follow her! I'm ready to use my ultimate attack! It's not an ability, but just me dispersing what little power I have left into an explosion! I'll take you two, and your stupid friends with me! I see them running over here. Tell them to stay right there!" ]
Senset blinked and analyzed Red Hot Chili Peppers. Her throat gave a snarl, but she fell over, and grabber her throat.
"Guhk! Ugh! Huak!"
She felt something in between her teeth. As the group came closer, Rarity and Koichi shrieked.
"Ahhh! Senset! Her Stand, [Royal Philharmonic Orchestra], it's in your mouth!"
Oh no! It's going to go inside! Wh-What's Octavia planning!?"
Red Hot Chili Peppers grinned.
[ "That's our attack! I distracted you idiots, and now [R. P. O.] is inside of you. It may be weak, but it's strong enough to stop your heart! For someone who's omnipotent, how couldn't you see this coming!?Kyah- ]
Okuyasu's The Hand swiped down at Red Hot Chili Peppers, and scraped the lower half away, as well as the ground.
"BASTARD! ! !"
Jotaro cursed under his breath. He needed the two alive for more than just the Bow and Arrow, but shouted.
"OKUYASU! SENSET! GET BACK! IT WAS ALL A TRAP FROM THE BEGINNING!"
Lightning flew from the ground. Red Hot Chili Peppers returned to his golden glory. Underground cables that connected to the power lines had done it. He knew all of the town's electrical lines from all his "endeavors" in the past month. It was all a matter of getting himself here to power up, and Okuyasu helped in saving his life. Any longer, and he would have died from the lack of power, his soul would have faded. R. P. O. slithered out of Senset's nose and mouth. It had returned to a larger size, all thanks to the booming power of Red Hot Chili Peppers. The Hand swiped at the Stands, but in a flash, the right hand fell to the ground. Okuyasu cried out in agony as his hand fell from his sleeve, he fell next to his weakened sister. Both struck through the chest by Red Hot Chili Peppers. The group had made it, but were too late as the Stands became electricity and sound. Octavia had vanished from sight. They had lost again. Koichi and Rarity began to cry.
"N-NO! OKUYASU! SENSET!"
"THI-THIS ISN'T RIGHT! MY DARLINGS! I CAN'T LOSE THEM NOW!"
Josuke spat at the ground.
"Well crud. They got away."
Jotaro nodded.
"Pretty annoying. We'll have to get to the harbor, and fast."
Rarity turned to Josuke and slapped him. Tears streamed down her eyes.
"HOW DARE YOU! THE ABSOLUTE GALL! OUR FRIENDS WERE JUST...!"
"... Oh right. I should fix them."
"Wh-HOW!?"
Jotaro helped up Senset's severed foot.
"Those two are insanely lucky right now. Losing these limbs, just saved them."
"[Crazy Diamond]!"
Crazy Diamond pounded the two limbs, before both the Nijimura's zoomed out of the cables and returned to normal. Healed and alive. Josuke put a hand on Rarity's shoulder.
"I'm following Grandma Pinkie's advice. If we get too caught up, we'll start to trip over ourselves."
"... O-Of course! I simply wanted to make sure you weren't spacing out!"
"Did you have to hit me so hard...?"
Koichi ran up to the Nijimura's and beamed at them.
"Thank Goodness! You're alive! I was so scared that you'd... Guys?"
Senset looked down at the ground.
"I should've seen it coming. I should've stopped it all. It would've been so easy and... I fucked it up."
Okuyasu looked to Senset.
"Oi, Sis. It's my fault, if I just actually used my head then... But he was confusing me with that last bit..."
"No. Keicho said my weakness was thinking for you. It's the other way around. I didn't even think or guide you at all. Even the swipe was your idea to teleport... If I added myself, we would've one... It's my fault, for getting emotional, and not thinking straight."
Jotaro turned his back to the teens.
"We don't have time for shock or revelation. We have to get to the docks now."
Josuke then spoke up.
"What about that hideout? We all heard it, and surely if they hang there, Tonio should know something about it!"
"YareYare... Okay. Okuyasu, Koichi, you two go check the gravesite. Everyone else, come with me. We've got to get to that boat first."
On the ocean, a rather large cruise ship sailed near the docks if Morioh Town. Within the hull of the ship, in a dark room dimly lit by fluorescent lights, four people waited patiently. Three girls, and one elderly man.
"... We're twenty minuets away. The wind is picking up, the town is busy, butstrangely uneventful. Peaceful."
"Ugh! Not another snoozeville! I've had enough of those back in Greece."
"Patience now, if JoJo is here, then something else going on. Right?"
The three looked to the man. He coughed and lifted a hand to his ear.
"We're twenty minuets away from Pooville?"
The girls stared at him, then sighed. This man had defeated their masters, now sat defenseless, weak as a baby. And here they were defending him. Irony was a funny thing.