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Chapter 5: The Unmovable Library

After bidding farewell to Sakuya, Evan continued to explore the Scarlet Devil Mansion, more specifically the Voile Library.

'Damn that's a lot of books.' Evan thought as he looked at the seemingly endless towers of bookshelves that formed the entirety of the library.

'And of course the usual sign of Marisa's explosive personality.' Evan thought dryly as he looked at the damage that Marisa caused.

[BOOM!]

'Aaaand she's still at it.'

Evan was honestly starting to question if Marisa's a kleptomaniac or a pyromaniac. Maybe both.

Evan continued walking to his destination while checking some of the books that were present, and he has to say the amount of information in each book is astounding. And the best part? It's not only limited to magical knowledge. Evan could see why Marisa likes to steal these books.

[BOOOM!]

'I'm pretty sure the owner of this library is pissed.' Evan thought as he walked faster towards where the explosions are coming from.

[MEANWHILE]

Patchouli Knowledge is known to have a very calm, almost to the point of emotionlessness, personality.

[BOOM!]

And she was known to take most of her problems in stride.

[BOOM!]

But today wasn't her day...

[LOVE SIGN - MASTER SPARK]!

[KABOOOOM!]

...And she all blames it to the kleptomanic/pyromanic witch that dared to appear in her library AGAIN. Needless to say, Evan's thoughts were true.

Patchouli Knowledge was pissed.

"Will you stop coming back to my library!?" Patchouli shouted as loud as she could while continously shooting magic based danmaku bullets at Marisa.

"Hey don't blame me for coming back here, blame your books!" Marisa retorted as she dodged Patchouli's shots.

"I've already given ways for Meiling and Sakuya to stop you, so how the hell are you inside!?" Patchouli shouted again clearly losing her cool.

"Heh, I have a friend to thank for that." Marisa said triumphantly while puffing her chest out a bit.

"A friend?"

"That would be me." A voice on the side said.

Patchouli immediately looked to the left and saw the origin of the voice.

The voice came from a teenage boy who was her height, if not then a bit taller. He had black choppy hair and a set of dark purple eyes that made her compare it to her vampire friend's eyes for some reason.

He also wore black clothing which was comprised of a black sleeveless turtleneck shirt, a pair of armwarmers, black pants and a pair of black shoes.

"Sup?" Evan greeted while raising an arm.

"Oh hey! You made it-ze!" Marisa exclaimed.

"...And you owe for me for getting here klepto..." Evan said to Marisa with a face devoid of emotion.

"Hey! You accepted in the first place remember?"

"A decision worth regretting."

Patchouli was surprised. This was the person that bested both Meiling and Sakuya? He didn't even seem much, but Patchouli knew better than to underestimate someone.

"So you're the one who helped Marisa break in here?" Patchouli asked seemingly recovering her composure.

"...I'm sorry about the damages this klepto caused..." Evan said bowing down in an apologetic manner.

"Hey!" Marisa shouted.

"It's fine I suppose. After all, you were just dragged in by this klepto here." Patchouli immediately caught on.

"What the-. You too!?" Marisa was getting insulted.

"...I've also heard that this klepto stole books from you before. I'm also sorry for that..." Evan said still dissing Marisa.

"Oh? I don't think you should be apologizing for a klepto's fault, after all, it's in their nature to steal." Patchouli was now having fun.

"What the hell-ze! I thought you're on my side!?" Marisa fumed while looking at Evan.

"...I'm not..." Evan deadpanned much to Patchouli's amusement.

"Oh then why DID you help her?" Patchouli questioned Evan.

"I was roped in..."

"Hey! You agreed to come here da-ze!" Marisa shouted.

"I was bored..." Evan retorted.

"But you still accepted-ze!" Marisa countered.

"And I didn't say that I'm on your side." Evan countered

That statement made Marisa shut up. It was true since Evan just accepted on joining her but Marisa didn't remember anything about Evan siding with her.

"So you won't help her?" Patchouli questioned Evan.

"...I think I'll sit this one out..." Evan said as he sat on a small pile of books.

"Alright then." Patchouli said as she turned her attention back ro Marisa.

"Heh! Who needs your help anyway. I can take Patchouli on, no problem!" Marisa exclaimed as she readied her mini-hakkero.

'...This will be a long fight...' Evan thought to himself as he pulled out a bag of freshly baked popcorn from his pocket dimension.

And he was right on that.

[A FEW HOURS LATERRR]

'I was right.' Evan thought as he looked at the damage caused by the two, and he was impressed.

The library was an utter wreck, Evan was surprised that the books weren't damaged at all.

Evan also noticed a female human leg sticking out from a pile of books a few paces on his left, but it could've just been his imagination.

'I wonder if these two will even stop.' Evan thought as he looked at the two combatants.

Mariasa had small tatters on her clothing and she also had small patches of soot covering her while Patchouli already looked tired with even more patches of soot on her clothing.

'Oh? Looks like they're about to be done.' Evan thought as he watched on.

[LOVING HEART - DUAL SPARK]!

[FIRE AND EARTH SIGN - LAVA CROMLECH]!

'Oh crap.'

[KABOOOOOMMM!]

The explosion was so great that multiple books have been blown away, Evan could've sworn he heard someone scream in the background.

After the explosion calmed down, Evan was able to look at the damage, and boy is he surprised.

The place where the two were fighting has been reduced into a medium sized crater. Evan also noticed that Marisa was still standing while Patchouli was lying on the ground, eventually showing who the victor was.

'Looks like I don't need to nerf my spell cards after all.' Evan thought as he watched Marisa pick up some books and put it in a sack.

After getting all she needs, Marisa immediately flew away actually forgetting Evan.

'...Wow... She asked for help and she leaves you after.' Evan thought as he started walking towards Patchouli who was finally recovering.

"Ugh, dammit. She got away again." Patchouli said to herself.

"She sure did." Evan said.

"You're still here?" Patchouli asked confused.

"...Yeah, that klepto forgot about me."

"And you're not leaving?" Patchouli questioned.

"I don't feel like it." Evan said while stretching.

"I see..." Patchouli said as she started to float towards her books that were stacked in a neat pile surprisingly.

"You're not going after that klepto?" Evan asked.

"*Sigh* What's the point, I couldn't beat her in a straight fight, and I'm pretty sure she's too far away already." Patchouli said with a sigh.

"...Makes sense, I guess..." Evan said.

"So why are you still here?" Patchouli questioned Evan.

"...Do you really hate my presence?..." Evan asked with a questioning look.

"And if I said yes?" Patchouli countered.

"...Okay then..." Evan said as he turned around and started walking away.

"Actually..." Patchouli said making Evan stop and look at her.

"...I might need your help here." Patchouli said as she looked around.

"...Help for what?..." Evan hoped that she wasn't talking about what he was thinking.

"Help for cleaning my library of course." Patchouli said.

'Goddamnit.' Evan thought.

"Hmm? Is something wrong about that?" Patchouli asked with a slight evidence of mirth in her voice.

"...No..."

'I'm going to kill that klepto.' Evan thought, pissed that Marisa just upped and left him to clean her mess up.

"Then start cleaning." Patchouli said with an authorative tone in her soft voice.

"*Sigh* Yes ma'am."

'I'm REALLY gonna kill that klepto.' Evan thought as he started cleaning the library, starting with sorting the thousands of books that were cluttered in the area.

[MEANWHILE]

'Heh, Looks like I hit the jackpot.' Marisa thought as she looked at the sack on her back.

'Hmmm, why do I have the feeling that I forgot something?' Marisa thought as she immediately felt a shiver on her spine.

'Brrr, Looks like winter is coming soon.'

With that thought, Marisa flew away heading towards the human village since the Harvest Festival is about to start soon and who was she to deny free sake?

[LATERRR]

'I think that's all of them' Evan thought as he looked at the neatly stacked books that were finally sorted out by him and him only.

'She didn't even help.' Evan thought as he looked at Patchouli who was enjoying a cup of tea that wad served by that maid, Sakuya was it?, a while ago.

"I'm done!" Evan called out to Patchouli.

Without missing a beat, Patchouli immediately floated towards the stack of books that Evan sorted out.

"Hmmm, I have to say, I'm impressed." Patchouli said while checking out some of the books.

"...Can I go now?..." Evan asked.

"Well... A friend of mine was planning to meet you after this." Patchouli said as if realizing that she forgot something.

'You've got to be kidding me.' Evan thought, he really wanted to strangle a certain klepto.

"A friend?" Evan asked.

"Yes, she's the owner of this mansion." Patchouli said.

Now that caught Evan's attention. From what he heard from Jiro, The Scarlet Devil Mansion was owned by Remilia Scarlet, a vampire that caused the Scarlet Mist incident. And she wanted to meet with him.

'Well aren't I famous.' Evan thought dryly.

Back at his world, vampires and endermen were not really on good terms and they would sometimes solve their dispute in an all out fight. And if you're wondering, vampires were recently discovered in the overworld right after ghouls were discovered.

"When?" asked

"What?" Patchouli asked back.

"When will I meet her?" Evan asked again.

"Well... She's probably asleep by now, so how about tonight?" Patchouli offered.

Evan thought about it. Sure, he could reject the offer and risk himself by displeasing the mistress of this mansion or he could be a gentleman and accept Remilia's request...

He didn't really need to think hard...

"Sure..." Evan accepted.

"Alright then." Patchouli said.

"...Sooo can I go now?" Evan asked.

"No" Patchouli answered.

"...Why?..." Evan almost whined.

"Because you're helping me retrieve my books back." Patchouli said in a matter of fact tone.

"..." Evan was silent, but that didn't mean he wasn't interested, after all, this way he doesn't need to strangle Marisa.

"Oh? Not interested? I have you know that-"

"Sure" Evan said much to Patchouli's surprise.

"O-okay then." Patchouli stuttered a little with surprise.

'Get ready ya lil' witch ima do ma payback fer leavin' me here.' Evan thought slightly going insane at the idea of doing some revenge on that klepto.

When Patchouli saw the smirk that was forming on Evan's face, she couldn't help but feel uncomfortable at her decision of making him retrieve her books.

[Location: Human Village]

Marisa was drinking some sake with several villagers until a very chilly shiver went down her spine.

'Why do I feel like I should be hiding right now?' Marisa asked herself.

Now she REALLY felt like she forgot something important back at the mansion and she felt like it's gonna come back and bite her in the ass...

...Hard

[CHAPTER END]

EnderSoul1401:

I feel like this chapter is shorter than the rest...

Meh, maybe not.

Nothing left to say here really.

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