This is the Fifth chapter of this fanfic

Disclaimer: I do Not own the characters of Rio they all belong to their respectful owners

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Jewel said "Blu will I ever get out of this bird hospital" Blu said "well if stuff keeps happening to us then no" and *Nigel* said "Blu I agree with you" and *Gabi* said "seriously Nigel" and *Nigel* said "what I was just joking"

Blu said "well there is something I won't do"

*Nigel* said "really you wouldn't make a joke like that"

Blu said "nope"

*Nigel* said "I've made her mad haven't I and I'll be what humans call sleeping in the dog house"

Blu said "Yes that's what will happen"

Jewel and *Gabi* both said in unison "what"

Blu said "humans have a saying sleeping in the dog house which means you have made your wife angry at you and she isn't letting you sleep in bed with her"

Jewel and *Gabi* both started laughing

Jewel said "Blu maybe I'll make you sleep in the dog house tonight" and Blu made a surprised face and said "why me I've done nothing wrong" and then he realized it was a joke and he said "ha-ha-ha you got me for a second there"

Jewel said "I wouldn't do that unless you did something stupid"

*Gabi* said "me too"

Blu and *Nigel* both said in unison "what can we do to stay out of the dog house"

*Gabi* said "don't make fun of me and you won't"

Jewel said "Blu you're not in the dog house yet"

The next day

Jewel got up and heard talking so she went to investigate and saw *Nigel* cooking food and Blu reading a recipe book so she stayed out of sight and *Gabi* saw Jewel so she joined in and listened to what they were saying

*Nigel* said "what do you think Gabi will say to me when she gets breakfast in bed"

Blu said "I think she will love it because I don't know anyone who doesn't"

*Nigel* said "you sound like someone who knows from experience"

Blu said "I have and I also have friends who have families and to be more specific I have a friend Rafael who has a wife and kids well I have kids too but not as many"

*Nigel* said "how many kids do you have"

Blu said "I have three kids"

*Nigel* said "and how many kids does Rafael have"

Blu said "he has twenty kids"

*Nigel* said "what"

Blu said "I know right I only have three" and then he heard a sound and he saw it was *Gabi* and Jewel

Blu said "well Nigel I think we've been caught red winged"

Jewel said "so you where talking a lot"

*Gabi* said "Yes you where"

*Nigel* said "how long where you listening"

Jewel said "not long but I know what you were both planning"

*Nigel* said "what do you think we were doing"

Jewel said "breakfast in bed"

*Gabi* said "so does your friend really have twenty kids"

Jewel said "Yes he does"

*Armando* was watching tv and heard somebody squawking so he went to see what it was about not realizing he can't understand birds and said "what is going on" he then sees the four birds he then leaves and comes back with a pen and paper and said "Nigel here you go"

Jewel said "Nigel you can write"

*Nigel* said "Yes I can" and starts writing what he wrote said "I was trying to do 'breakfast in bed' for Gabi but as you can see she caught me I guess I'll be spending another night in the dog house please don't tell her I told you this also Blu here has a friend Rafael who has twenty kids if you can believe that"

Blu said "Nigel what were you writing a book"

*Nigel* said "no I wasn't"

Blu said "that was a long one way conversation"

*Armando* read it again and starts dying laughing

Blu and Jewel said "Nigel what did you say on that note"

*Nigel* said "I did tell him about your friend with twenty kids"

Blu said "I shouldn't have told you about him"

*Nigel* said "I'm still a little shocked about that"

*Gabi* said "since we have that over with can you tell Armando to finish his show and give me the tv for a while"

Jewel said "well I didn't see that coming"

*Nigel* said "I'm guessing you don't like technology do you"

Jewel said "I still don't but I did get over my hate for humans"

*Gabi* and *Nigel* starred and said in unison "what"

Blu said "she didn't have a good past with humans and Linda and Tulio changed that but it took a while"

*Nigel* said "I've never heard that story from my world's um"

Blu said "it's okay that you didn't hear that from my counterpart but I'd like to call him EB if that is okay with you"

*Gabi* said "EB stands for Evil Blu doesn't it" and Blu nodded "yes"

*Nigel* said "and what should we call Jewels counterpart"

Jewel said "EJ"

Blu said "EJ stands for Evil Jewel doesn't it" she was thinking for a while until she said "dog house" it took a moment for him to realise she meant him in the dog house

Blu said "ok I shouldn't have done that"

*Gabi* said "you should have left it to me or Nigel"

*Nigel* said "yeah you should have"

*Gabi* said "Nigel DH"

*Nigel* said "what is DH" and then he realized it ment dog house *Nigel* said "not again maybe I should do what me counterpart does" with that statement Blu and Jewel took a step back in fear

*Gabi* said "I'm starting to get worried"

Jewel said "Nigel that better be a joke" she said it in a scared voice

*Gabi* said "Nigel please don't say that again"

*Nigel* said "what it was a joke"

Blu said "good I was afraid there for a second"

*Nigel* said "why"

Blu said "um your counterpart is evil so yeah that"

*Nigel* said "sorry I got carried away"

And now the chapter is over so how was it if you think it is good just P.M. me Thanks