Chapter 6: The Rescue!
Scene 6: [Cut back to Chef Kawasaki's Restaurant. The Helpers (aka the Star Allies) are all sitting together eating food when the TV switches to a breaking newscast.]
Newscaster: We interrupt this program for some breaking news! Our one and only hero, Kirby has been kidnapped by King Dedede and President Max Profitt Haltmann, and has been turned into a literal evil killing machine! Who will save the super tough pink puff and is this the end of society as we know it?!
[Everyone watching the news is shocked. The Star Allies leave to save him. Meanwhile, the actual final battle has begun; "Heroes vs Mecha Kirby and King Dedede!" GaMetal's remix of Masked Dedede's theme plays in the background. Ren jumps at Mecha Kirby and attempts to kick him multiple times, with Mecha Kirby teleporting away each time. The last time, Etan sails in with a flying kick, attempting to kick Mecha Kirby, but he teleports away and Etan hits Ren instead. Ren and Etan chase Mecha Kirby before Etan purposely kicks Ren at Mecha Kirby, who also kicks Ren away. Then Etan and Mecha Kirby clash several times in a supersonic brawl, ending with Mecha Kirby throwing Etan to the ground. Nate appears, riding on Rodano, now in his dragon form, who throws Nate at Mecha Kirby. Nate kicks downward at Mecha Kirby, who uses his jet shoes, causing it to have no effect. Mecha Kirby kicks away Nate and Rodano, then charges a blast with his gun hand, preparing to kill Nate. He is stopped in mid-charge by a fully charged blast from Lia, who is surfing on a spinning Rodano. After this, Mecha Kirby attempts to use the same attack again at Lia, before she, however, kicks Rodano as a projectile towards Mecha Kirby. He blocks it, and is soon followed by, Lia kicking him. Lia, then, is surfing Rodano again, firing multiple blasts at Mecha Kirby while he is in spinning form. Lia attempts to fire a Shakunetsu Hadouken (a fiery red blast), but is then kicked away by Mecha fireball lands on top of Haltmann, whose head is set on fire and is running in panic before being caught by Katie and Lynnia, signifying his defeat.
Haltmann:
[It then switches back to the Heroes, where Stacy rushes in and try to kick Mecha Kirby to the back, but he just teleports away, where he charges up another attack. When he fires it, the beam spreads over the Haltmann Works Company, with the Heroes attempting to escape the genocide, while doging the blasts. Etan then throws Lia up the hill, then he and Nate teleport to kick Mecha Kirby to the side, where they go off screen for a brief moment. Stacy is then zoomed in to show he was running up the edge at great speeds, before braking when he sees the ledge, and almost falling off. She takes a small breather, before Ren, and Rodano collide with her and so does Lia. At that point, you can see Nate, Etan and Mecha Kirby duke it out, while Rodano (still hiding), Lia, Ren and Stacy, land in a perpendicular tower in that order, trying not to fall off. Nate, Etan and Mecha Kirby are still brawling in the background. When the Kirbies (in the foreground) reach a cliff, they all jump off of each other and start running in the forest, before being stopped by a shockwave that came from Nate, Etan and Mecha Kirby. Nate and Etan start charging up a Supernova, but since Mecha Kirby apparently has their data, he starts charging up the similar attack. Everyone is panicking about the current few seconds, but before they could escape, the attacks are unleashed causing a massive explosion, sending the heroes, excluding Nate and Etan, into the air, as the factory is then burned down, and set into an inferno. Etan charges at Mecha Kirby and tries to do a flip kick, but then is teleported and kicked away by Mecha Kirby into the air. Nate follows. As Etan flies through the air, past the other Kirbies, Mecha Kirby attacks them all by extending his arms and legs, and then knocks Etan, and now, Nate down to the ground. Lia then attempts to kick him again before teleporting behind him, which is shown when the camera is shown switching to the front. Mecha Kirby charges up the same attack that he tried to use to kill Nate. Lia, seeing this from behind, doesn't try to escape strangely. This then is shot towards her and sends her crashing to the ground on a massive explosion and lands next to Dedede. She gets up and sees a Copy Ability Essence with the Hammer ability next to her, and grabs it, turning her into Hammer Lia. Stacy, Katie, and Lynnia follow her.]
Lia: Nate! You and the boys take care of Mecha Kirby, and we'll hold Dedede off!
[Masked Dedede charges at the girls, and hovers above Lia, who throws a spinning hammer at him, which he blocks. They then clash with a spin attack. Stacy follows Dedede, and hits him several times with her rod before Dedede swoops behind her and knocks her into a wall. He then takes the opportunity to use his Dede-Rush move from Smash Ultimate on Stacy, causing her to fly and lose her rod. Dedede gets ahold of it.]
Stacy: No! Not my magic rod! I'm useless without it!
[Seeing this, Dedede uses the rod and turns it into another hammer and destroys Stacy, right before getting kicked in the back by Lynnia's parasol. Stacy gets her rod back, and smacks Dedede with it a few times.]
Stacy: Ha, ha! Is that all you got?
King Dedede: No, but thank you for asking!
[He then calls his Waddle Dee army to charge at the girls, but they all easily get defeated with ease. Lia uses a Shinku Hadouken on Dedede, defeating him as well. All that's left is Mecha Kirby, who the boys are fighting still. Etan sees the wire compartment on Kirby's back, but he sees the trick and knocks Etan away.]
Etan: Man, Mecha Kirby's too powerful to be stopped!
Nate: Hey, we can beat him. I know it! In fact, I got a plan to stop this thing, but you have to listen very carefully.
[After whispering the plan to Etan, they both charge head first at Mecha Kirby. Etan punches Mecha Kirby a bunch while tries to get to the wire compartment on Kirby's back. Before Nate could get into the back of him, Mecha Kirby stuns Nate by striking him with his metal stubby fist, then strikes him again in the chin with another punch. Mecha Kirby then points the barrel of the hand gun directly in his face while smiling, before firing the shotgun and knocking him away. Before Nate has the chance to gain any more distance, Mecha Kirby grabs him by the leg and pulls him back, then holds him by his shirt and slams him head-first onto the ground, which causes him to bounce back up into its chokehold. He then punches him in the face one final time, followed by a headbutt that knocks him away. Mecha Kirby thinks that he won the fight; that is until…]
Nate: Wrong one.
[It turns out that Mecha Kirby took out Etan, who took the form of Nate, and not the real one. The real Nate rips out the cords of Mecha Kirby on his back, before the latter shuts down. As everyone thinks they have their victory, Mecha Kirby lets out a massive self-destruct explosion so huge, the Star Allies (outside in the Whispy Woods Forest) see the explosion and enter the now destroyed factory. After Mecha Kirby explodes, the actual Kirby controlled in the robot is shown on the ground. Everyone looks around him, thinking he's dead. The Star Allies enter to find Kirby, to which they do. After a few seconds of silence, Kirby instantly springs awake.]
Kirby: [immediately gets up] Whoa! What-what just happened? Where am I? Why are Dedede and Haltmann working together? Who are you guys? [refers to Nate and his friends] Can someone, ANYONE, explain to me what the heck is going on?!
Lia: We'll explain everything later. For now, let's get rid of these baddies! [refers to Dedede and Haltmann]
[As Dedede and Haltmann run away and Wester catches them with his whip, everyone cheers and celebrates; Nate and Etan high-five each other once more.]