The Following Trailer Is Rated NM For No Mercy!
From the franchise that went into hibernation from 1995 to 2016, then erupted back to life, comes the reboot that dared to set itself up as a prequel to the original game, although absolutely no one is buying that bullshit.
Doom 3!
Oh no, take that 3 out, take it the hell out. You have done nothing to deserve that 3, nothing.
Before Doom: Eternal delivers the goods with what promises to be the biggest shot of virtual testosterone since God Of War 4, increase your excitement and anticipation by indulging in the forgettable cash grab that left such an fleeting impact on the series, you'd need a Hubble Telescope to see it.
Return to the desolate demon infested world of Mars, and once again take control of the only competent space marine on the entire planet, as you fight against boring versions of classic Doom demons that bring nothing new to the table. I guess some overpaid genius out there felt that adding fat zombies and giving the Mancubus chin tentacles was more than sufficient to bring a game from the early 90s into the modern era.
Load up with the iconic Doom weaponry and a cheap machine gun nobody asked for, as you… Wait, No Super Shotgun? No… Super... Shotgun…. … Bullshit! What slimy, no-good, cheapass piece of shit company made this load of… Oh, well that explains it. I guess it makes sense that they'd make you buy the expansion if you want access to the second most iconic weapon in the entire franchise.
So dust off a not-so memorable memento of the distant past and relive that awkward period between 1995 and 2016 when the closest thing we got to a legitimate Doom experience was the First Person Shooter scene from the movie, the Movie for pity's sake.
Starring:
Shamguy- The Marine
Palefaces- Zombies
Heavy Troopers- Shotgun Guys
Bog Rats- Demons/Pinkies
Sigourney Weaver- Lost Souls
CyberCthulhu- Mancubus
Nightmare Fuel- Betruger
Doom: Nothing New To See Here!
Oh Doomguy helmet, where art thou? No seriously, where the F##k is it? When I look at the main character, I want to peer into the cold depths of Doomguy's visor, not this boring white bastard's face.