A couple of days later and my Mom had arrived in New York to take me to Albuquerque.
It was tolerable to start with, but the longer I was with her, the more I wanted to gouge my eyes out, so instead of talking to her, I was texting Dream.
🍩Laceybuns🍩
Not even a couple hours in and I already miss home.
Dream
That bad ?😬
🍩Laceybuns🍩
Yep, and I'm going to the middle of nowhere 🐜🐜
Dream
My poor Lesbo
🍩Laceybuns🍩
Come off it Gaylord, I'm praying that I don't live too far away from my Grandma just so I can eat her peanut butter cookies.
Dream
Her peanut butter cookies are bomb!
🍩Laceybuns🍩
Damn right Mother Fucker
"Lacey, what is so important on your phone?"
"I'm texting"
"Who are you texting?"
"Dream"
"We haven't been on the plane for an hour and you're already texting?"
"What are you going to comment on next?, my hair color?"
"Why did you dye your hair bright purple?"
"For the shits and giggles"
"Your language is atrocious"
"Fifar" (fuck in Spanish)
"Lacey!"
"Ah shit, I forgot you knew Spanish"
"That's all you have to say?"
"I could ask you the same fucking thing about actually being in my fucking life after 11 years?"
"We're not discussing it now Lacey"
"Fine"
🍩Laceybuns🍩
My mother apparently can't handle me and my awesomeness 😒
Dream
What did you say?
🍩Laceybuns🍩
She asked about my hair color and I said 'for the shits and giggles' apparently my language is atrocious
Dream
No shit Sherlock
🍩Laceybuns🍩
Fuck off Watson
Dream
Why can't you stay in New York?
🍩Laceybuns🍩
I'd gladly go back to New York if it means staying with you, but birth giver is having none of it
Dream
Birth giver?, what kind of name is that Lesbo?
🍩Laceybuns🍩
It's a name that I gave, duh Gaylord
Dream
I'm gonna miss you Lesbo
🍩Laceybuns🍩
I'm gonna miss you too Gaylord
I slept for the rest of the flight, because it was either that or deal with my mom and I didn't want to deal with her at that moment.