We were at Disneyland, 'cause we're the biggest Disney fans we knew, and we obviously went on the rides.
"Laceybuns, do we have to go on splash mountain?"
"Yes Gaylord, it's a staple"
"God damn it!, you know that I'm not the biggest fan of rides"
"This isn't that fast, I promise"
"Fine, but if I find out that it's fast, you're in for it Lesbo!"
"I can live with that"
So we went on splash mountain and Dream actually liked it, much to his and my surprise.
"That was fun!"
"I told you so Gaylord!"
"Oh fuck off Lesbo"
Dad, Savy and I had arrived at Disneyland, I was 8 at the time making Savy 10, and I remember just being in awe of all the Disney Characters.
Splash mountain was the first and only ride that Savy was willing to go on, I mean, she didn't go on the Dumbo ride, because splash mountain is apparently fast.
"I'm not doing that again, that was too fast!"
"It was?"
"Oi!, Dream, at least you didn't do a Savy"
"What did she do in Disneyland?"
"Only go on Spash mountain, she didn't even do Dumbo!"
"But the Dumbo ride is iconic"
"I know right"