Requested by anonymous: How would Kagome react to Kondo-san stalking her along with a possessive Okita Sougo? This might get a little occ haha XD

Anime: Gintama x Inuyasha

Pairing: Kondo Isao x Kagome Higurashi x Sougo Okita

"Why is she so beautiful?"

A smoke accompanied the sigh as the Vice-Captain's eyebrow twitched at the sight of the gorilla officer in front of him. Why was he accompanying Kondo's stalking activities? Crossing his arms, his eyes went forward to see none other than the target of Kondo's attention.

"You know she is much worse than Otae-san about your stalking." Hijikata spoke, removing the cigarette from his mouth.

Kondo gripped the telephone pole as he saw the miko bowing a thanks to the lady after buying a few groceries. "It just isn't fair! Such a beauty like her won't want to be with a gorilla like me!" Tears streamed down the gorilla's face as he saw the girl walking towards them. "Ah! Toshi! She is walking over here! What do we do!? Oi!"

"We?" The mayo-craze officer's eyebrows furrowed as he saw the panic overtake Kondo. He had heard from Kondo there was an important mission he had to accompany him to and he had thought it had to do with the Joi Rebels, but here he was stalking the miko!

"Toshi!" Kondo exclaimed, grabbing the front collar of the Vice-Captain. "What do we do!? She is going to know I was stalking her!"

"She has known!" Hijikata shouted back. "Why do you think she always looks around!?"

"Kondo-san? Hijikata-san?"

The two froze as the miko's voice was heard at the end of the alley. Turning their heads slowly towards the direction of her voice, sweat trickled down the males' faces at the sight of Kagome holding a few bags of groceries to her side.

"What are you two doing?" Her eyes narrowed, already having a feeling she knew what Kondo was doing. Ever since she arrived to this world, Kondo had taken a liking to her and the stalking had begun. She had caught him a few times and they did not end well – on his part.

"K-Kagome-san! We were just-!"

"Do not say 'we', Kondo-san!" Hijikata shouted, giving him a glare.

Kagome sighed as she closed her eyes, "I told you two to stop this stalking hobby of yours."

"I said don't include me, onna!" Hijikata turned to face the miko. What part did they not understand that he was brought here by Kondo's orders!?

The sound of a click was heard behind the miko, making the three turn to see a bazooka aimed at the two males. Blinking, Kagome took a step to the side as she saw the brunette behind the bazooka, "O-Okita-san?"

"Are these two bothering you, Kagome?" The brunette's eyes narrowed.

"Ah well…"

"S-Sougo!" Kondo smiled, seeing the aimed bazooka still at them, "I thought you were out scouting with Yamazaki!"

"I was, but my shift is over and I came to pick Kagome up." Sougo's eyes narrowed even tighter as he saw the trickle of sweat drops accumulate on both Hijikata's and Kondo's faces. "Hijikata-san, I never saw you as the stalking type."

"I am not!" He shouted back.

With another click preparing the fire of the bazooka, Kagome's eyes widened as she turned her head towards the brunette. "O-Okita-san, chotto matte-!" With a blast from the bazooka being released, Kagome was left blinking at the smoke as both Hijikata and Kondo laid twitching on the floor. A sweat drop appeared over the miko's head before releasing a sigh.

"Okita-san, you really didn't have to do that." She spoke softly. "Kondo-san and Hijikata-san don't have bad intentions."

"Yeah, but I can't let them think that you are not taken, Kagome."

"Never said I was yours, Okita-san." Kagome's eyes dropped.

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