The couple of days that I spent at the house before going to work at Lava Springs were pointless, draining and absolutely tedious.
Though Dream landed the day before because he also was working at Lava Springs, which made my day.
Jane had driven me to the airport, because I didn't have my drivers license and we were staying at her's anyway.
"Gaylord!"
"Lesbo!"
"I thought his name was Dream?"
"(Snorts), it is, Gaylord and Lesbo is just an inside joke"
"Laceybuns, where are your manners, I haven't been introduced to your friend here"
"Jane, this is Dream, Dream, this is Jane"
Poor little Jane, she just looked so confused, it was adorable really, I know that I sound like a bitch, but I don't lie.
"Onward to Jane's house we go"
"Lesbo, take a chill pill will ya?"
"Hey Gaylord, the last couple of days with my mother have been shit, so sorry that I'm excited for my friends to meet"
We then went to Jane's house, and slept, and then we left for Lava Springs the next Morning.
"So Jane, do you have a boyfriend?"
"No"
"Gaylord why the fuck do you want to know?, you're as bent as a fucking bendy straw!"
"I'm finding out things we have in common, and so far it's we're friends with you and we're both single"
"(Snorts), Dream, you're single because you have Daddy issues"
"True"