Dream, Jane and I had the evening off, so Jane and I invited Dream into our room because we wanted to have a good time.
"Let's play never have I ever"
"Yes Janey!"
"For fucks sake, fine but no sexual shit, because we all know that us New Yorkers don't care"
"How many lives do we have?"
"Dream, it's 10, because that's how many fingers we have"
"Ok, me first, never have I ever, climbed a tree"
"Are you serious Jane!, both Dream and I have done that and we're New Yorkers!"
Dream just rolled his eyes at me because he was used to my shit by then, as I was to his shit.
"Never have I ever, stopped talking"
"Screw you Gaylord"
"What, when?"
"A few times, I've even done it once here in Albuquerque"
"What's the longest time you haven't talked?"
"6 months when I was 13"
Poor Jane looked gob smacked, not that I blame her, because I'm normally don't ever stop talking, but not everything is as it seems.
"Right, never have I ever, dyed my cats hair"
"That was when I was 6 years old Lesbo!"
"What!, well everything is coming out of the bag now"
"(Snorts), so Dream and I have 8 fingers left, Jane's intact, your turn Janey"
"Never have I ever, stole a car"
"None of us are that stupid, Dream!"
"Never have I ever, worn spandex"
Jane then put a finger down, which I was really shocked at.
"Janey!, I've done it but why did you that to yourself!, that's so stupid!, right, my turn, never have I ever, have a dance number on the roof"
"What!, Lacey, East high has the best roof to have a dance number on"
"Janey!, I'm shook!"
"Me too Dream, me too"
Jane just Snorts at Dream and my banter, because we're just awesome.
"Right, at the end of round 2, Jane and Dream have 8 fingers left, I have 7, Dream, put 1 of your fingers down"
"Fine"
"Never have I ever, gone to a bar"
"Shit!, does a gay bar count?"
"Yes Dream, a gay bar counts because it serves alcohol, (eye roll), you New Yorkers"
Dream sent poor Jane evils, though I think it was in banter...
"Screw you Tinkerbell!, ok, never have I ever, danced in the rain"
"Fuck off Gaylord!, you know that I'm a flower child!"
"Really Lacey?"
"Yes Janey, right, never have I ever, French kiss a boy"
"Just because you're a Lesbo!, doesn't mean that you can take it out on the straight girl and your Gaylord!"
"Straight girl has not kissed a boy yet"
"(Laughs), I guess it's just you Gaylord"
Dream just put another finger down.
"End of round 3, Jane's in the lead with 8 fingers, I am second with 6, Lacey is last with 5"
"Never have I ever, worn high heals"
"Janey you bitch!, now I only have 4!"
"I only have 5 Tinkerbell!, never have I ever, kissed a girl"
"Lesbo down, never have I ever, peed in a bottle"
"Lacey!, that's gross!, Dream!, you've done that!"
"Sorry Tinkerbell, at the end of round 4, Jane's still in the lead with 8, I'm second with 4 and Lacey is last with 3"
"Let's just leave it at that because I'm experienced, you however Janey, need to experience shit"
"Sure"