To try and cheer myself up a little bit, I decided to text Dream, because he's good when you need a good belly laugh.
🍩Laceybuns🍩
Yeah, no longer living in birth giver's crib...
💓Softie💓
Oh Honey, what happened? xx
🍩Laceybuns🍩
You know how Dad's birthday was while we were at Lava Springs and I felt bad...
💓Softie💓
Shit, this sounds bad...
🍩Laceybuns🍩
So I went to his grave after school and I had told birth giver this and you wanna know what the bitch said?!
💓 Softie💓
I don't think that I do but tell me anyway because that's what besties do xx
🍩Laceybuns🍩
She basically called me a fucking liar!, called me! an irresponsible person! even though she was the one that ran out on her kids for 11 fucking years! and then! proceeded to lie to my face about the living situation!
💓Softie💓
Just tell me that you didn't get wet because you were out in the rain
🍩Laceybuns🍩
Sorry Gaylord, I can't, since I am a flower child and attract rain when I'm in a shit mood or a fantastic mood, I'll text you later xx
💓 Softie💓
Ok Lesbo, text ya later xx
I finished getting dressed, praying that the day couldn't get any worse, which it actually didn't, I know, what a shock!.
However, I woke up 2am the following morning, with a banging headache and a craving for an Indian takeaway, which Albuquerque doesn't have.
But instead of just going back to bed, I decided that I was gonna make my own Indian takeaway, which went well at first but then I burnt myself on the saucepan, which woke Grandma up.
"Mierda me quemé! (Shit I burnt myself in Spanish)"
"Lacey"
"oh mierda, abuela (oh shit Grandma in Spanish)"
"I can't understand a word you're saying"
"Me quemé y a veces cuando me levanto a las 2 de la mañana me olvido de hablar en inglés (I burnt myself and sometimes when I wake up at 2am I forget to speak English: in Spanish)"
"Uh?"
"Sorry!, shit, I burnt myself and sometimes I forget to translate myself back into English"