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Episode 2

Ironing Out The Edges

All Might, Former Pro Number 1 Pro Hero, Age 52:

"As you can imagine, it's extremely difficult to keep a bunch of ex-villains inline to work at an office. It's either them being incompetent, causing destruction, getting into ridiculous situations, or all three at once. It's usually me who have to work all day and night making sure their actions doesn't completely sink the company. Luckily young Midoriya is a great assistance being in the HR department."

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Midoriya was working hard in his office as always, he seemed troubled as he went back and forth between over a dozen papers. He couldn't believe what he's looking at, "This is getting insane, why does she keep doing this," he mumbled to himself.

It was at that moment that Toga entered into his office, as expected she had her usual devious smile, "You wanted some private time with me Izuku-chan?" she asked in a curious tone, trying to play it innocent but her eyes were longing for something.

"Please don't call it that," Izuku told her, gesturing to the chair across from his desk, "Can you take a seat? We need to talk."

"Sure, sure, what did you want to talk about baby?"

Izuku cleared his throat, "It's about your recent actions."

"I'm not apologizing to Shiozaki!" Toga shouts out defensively.

"Toga please," Deku said, trying to calm her down.

Toga was quick to snap back, "It wasn't even my fault."

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Deku, Young Pro Hero, Age 19:

"It happened a few days ago, in an attempt to help get them better morales I decided to host an optional trip to a church an old friend from school worked at. It went...well enough considering the group we had there. Issue came when they took a tradition a bit too seriously."

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It was inside the church where the League were lined next to each other, the priest with Ibara's assistance was walking down the line, giving each person in line a sip from the grail in his hands. The first two went smoothly, but then it was Toga's turn.

She was abnormally excited for this, literally bouncing in place from anticipation, she practically took the grail from the priest as she gulped down the drink.

She then promptly spat it all onto the ground in disgust in front of everyone, she wasn't even considerate enough to turn her head to the side getting a bunch of the wine onto the Priest's robes.

"Ugh, this place is a fraud! That ain't blood!" Toga shouted in distaste.

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Deku and Toga locked eyes for a while as they both remember the event clearly for different reasons.

"That spiraled so out of control that I ended up having to convince the pope not to excommunicate you," Deku sighed, it was an extremely an awkwardly hard process and didn't serve well to convince the public that the program was going to work.

Toga was quick to retort, "Maybe they shouldn't have false advertise being able to drink the blood of christ, their religion is super popular right, as if none of their followers would jump at a chance to taste that delicacy. For a group that preach good morales they're pretty deceitful."

Deku's eyes trailed off, mumbling to himself, "In all honestly it was probably my fault for not clarifying that part to you first."

The Real Villain Was Capitalism OPENING!

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Deku:

"It's been...a challenge handling them, they're somehow more of handful here then when they were villains. I've dealt with troublesome people before, so it's nothing I can't handle."

"It does become a problem when their actions massively deplete our workforce, making it harder to make up for all the work they don't do."

"Toga is the biggest offend to this."

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"Toga I called you here because you're disrupting the companies' productivity." Deku stated.

Immediately waving off the thought Toga chuckled, "Silly Izuku, that's ridiculous."

"Ok Toga please, work with me here."

"What do you mean Izuku-chan?"

"You can't keep baiting the other male workers here so you can suck out their blood."

"Oh come on, it's not even that bad."

"It's right now only 2pm and this day alone you incapacitated 12 workers."

"So-"

"Might I remind you that you've only been at work today for 3 hours."

"But I can't help it, they all looked so good when they're bleeding."

"Toga no, you're here to work and you've already been producing below average results."

"No, I've been great as the receptionist and secretary. Your meetings are always set at good times."

"Half the time."

"What?"

"When you're not hospitalizing our workers, you do a great job half the time."

Toga eyes grew slightly open upon hearing this.

As Izuku brought up a notebook and began flipping through he would tell her, "My most recent meetings with Midnight, , Pop Step, Burnin, Pixie Bob, Ryukyu, and many others have all been misscheduled, given the wrong address, or apparently gotten some message saying I canceled it when I didn't."

The two locked eyes with each other for a long time.

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Toga, League of Villain's Attractive Yandere, Age 20:

"What no I'm not trying to sabotage Izuku's work. He's been working tirelessly for us and I want but success for him. That's why I ordered tons of scent candles online and is currently waiting for them to be delivered here anonymously, everyone deserves to live an easier life after all."

"That's why I can't let him get distracted from his work dealing with filthy harlots."

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"Some of those might've been my mistake, must've said and typed the wrong numbers a few times," Toga said, trying to giggle it off, "I'm sorry Izuku-chan, I promise to do better."

While Izuku had a strong sense, something was off, he didn't have the time to pursue this any further just for the high chance of getting nowhere with it. The best thing for now is to hope she keeps to her word, there's no telling when a miracle will happen with these people. Though if this does go the way he's think it would explain why all the letters he's suppose to get from Mandalay and Kota always disappears.

"Alright then," Izuku sighed, going back to his papers for he had a lot to catch up on. Toga smiled as she watched him work.

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"So you got time for-"

"Toga, I got a lot of work to do today, you're not the only one whose been making missteps," Deku interrupted.

"Aw," Toga said under her breath, being disappointed she got up and left the office.

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Midoriya:

"Toga isn't the only one not fitting into her roles, everyone else is doing poorly in their respected jobs here as well."

"The only exception seems to be All For One, I haven't have much issues with him...work wise. he's actually really adapt to working in an office setting, there was only one occasion where his presence here caused problems."

"Most of them revolving around people whose Quirks he stole."

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AFO was happily working at his desk, undoubtedly planning another way to make All Might's existence a living nightmare. That was until Ragdoll run into the office, upon hearing the news of the reform program came to a logical conclusion.

Quickly finding his location Ragdoll confronted him, "Can you please give me my quirk back now!?"

"Uhhh, Quirk taker machine broke," AFO replied, quickly turn his chair to avoid eye contact with her.

"B-but you don't even need it anymore and I would really like to get back to-"

"I SAID IT'S BROKE, HAVE A NICE DAY!"

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All For One, Former Crime Boss of Terror, Age 100+:

"I only stay here to keep an eye on Tomura and mess with All Might along with his disciple."

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One morning when All Might walked into his office, he would find that everything in there was missing. This obviously bewildered the retired hero, practically making him spit blood in shock.

Almost on queue AFO entered looking all innocent, upon seeing the room he gave the most pretentious voice of concern ever saying, "Ah! What had happened here!? All your stuff is gone!"

"I can see that," All Might shuttered, staring at his assistant.

Like the cocky bastard he was, AFO wrapped an arm around All Might's shoulder. Looking at the empty and shaking his head, he told his ex-nemesis, "This is such a tragedy, I would love to help you find your stuff but, I'm a bit backed up on all that those papers you told me to file buddy."

That was when Midoriya called from his own office, "A-all Might!?"

"Not now young Midoriya," All Might replied, "I need to find my things."

"I think I found it." Midoriya responded.

Hearing this All Might rush out of the room, opening Deku's office door to see all their furniture was tapped to the ceiling.

While the master and student stood in perplexity, wondering how are they going to get their furniture down, AFO was just watching from the window, putting on the smuggest grin he had.

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AFO:

"Good times, anyways I only work hard just so that they can't punish me for any of my pranks since I'm the best worker here and once I get that employee of the month plate my ambition will only be further satisfied."

He would give a little chuckle, "I want people to be scared by how much they love me. I'm waiting on a custom mug to be delivered here that says, All Might's Number 1 assistant."

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Deku:

"All Shigaraki do is just play games, AFO doesn't even attempt to help him, and Kurogiri can't get him to stop."

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"Tomura if don't do any work we'll be locked in solitary," Kurogiri told his young master, hoping to get some reasoning into him.

"I'm training for the OVERWATCH LEAGUE!" The pale villain shouted back, it was no use as Shigaraki was already deep in a game and was not planning on stopping soon.

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Kurogiri, League of Villain's Personal Driver, Age Unknown:

"The only difference between work Tomura and home Tomura is that he hangs out with Dabi in the break room or Nejire in the living room. He does so little work here that we often forget what his job was supposed to be in the first place."

He would shake his head, "The only thing holding me over are the letters I receive from my family, though strangely they've stopped coming."

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Shigaraki, Former League of Villain's Boss, Age 23:

"I couldn't pursue professional Esports before because I couldn't fully utilize a controller without turning it to dust, thanks to these ankle bracelet that restrain my quirk, I can. All I need is my customized gaming chair to come in, whenever the hell that'll be because I ordered it like a week ago. They just don't get it, in this day and age the professional Esports lifestyle was basically made for me! Only Nejire seems to understand my actions by queuing up with me"

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Deku: "We have yet to break his crippling addiction."

That was when All Might entered into the area.

All Might: "Oh, young Midoriya you're here?"

Deku: "Y-yeah, I was just talking about the league's productivity, did you want to use this?"

All Might: "Well yeah, but well… More like I wanted to get a bit of frustration off my chest."

Deku: "Is it about the League as well?"

All Might: "...yeah"

Deku: "You can come in, I already told them about mishap concerning Toga, Shigaraki, and All For One."

All Might: "Yeah well the warehouse department isn't faring too well. Recently Muscular got caught hosting cock fights, don't even know where he got the chickens."

"Moonfish crashed one of the forklifts because he saw a squirrel and thought it was his lunch getting away, my most concerning question is why did anyone let him drive when he doesn't even use his arms."

"Finally Mustard been...let's just say he's not giving us a good image with his..certain jokes that he says involving his quirk to... a certain race of people."

Deku: "That's going to be a PR Nightmare waiting to happen."

All Might: "Yeah I know."

Deku: "What about Dabi?"

All Might: "The cremation guy? I don't think I've seen him do much, besides slacking on the job but that's nearly everyone here.. He's actually a lax person once you take away his ability to burn people to ashes with a wave of his hand."

Deku: "No, I've seen him have acts of aggression before."

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"Hey Dabi, can you please fix the printer, it's bugging up and is scaring AFO again," Midoriya kindly requested.

His request was answered, with a vase being thrown toward his head. He lucky manage to duck under it for the vase to shatter against the wall.

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All Might: "...huh."

"Did he ever fix that printer though?"

Deku: "Oh yeah he did right after throwing that vase at my head, which makes me wonder why he threw it in the first place."

All Might: "I think that's all the real troublesome ones, everyone else is minor offenses."

Deku: "No, Spinner's actions are a bit damaging."

All Might: "What did he do?"

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Spinner, Stain's Hypeman, Age 24:

"While at first I was disappointed, both about my Stain merch having yet to come in to the office yet, also about being forced to work an office job instead of carrying on the name of Stain, but then I realize that by working Customer Service, I can personally spread the good word of Stain to many people everyday."

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"Hello, customers service," Spinner said answering a phone call, "No ma'am, I'm afraid we can't refund you for your purchase because your product exploded on first use. What I can do is give you the good word of Stain so we can create a society of true heroes."

"Spinner stop trying to spread Stain's manifesto to our customers!" Izuku shouted from far away.

"Just let me have this one!" Spinner shouted back.

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All Might: "Honestly that wouldn't be such a bad time if we got a trademark on Stain merch but sadly the only way we can get any of the revenue is if we had Stain himself. Though….they're having trouble getting him to even agree to the program much less get through orientation."

Deku: "I wonder how they're currently doing."

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"YOU FILTHY INGRAINS WILL NEVER GET ME TO WORK FOR YOUR SOCIETY OF FAKE HEROES!" Shouted a very enraged Stain as he threw another desk across the room.

The three heroes currently in charge of helping Stain through his orientation, Fatgum, Bubble Girl, and Uwabami were trying their best to calm him down. The two female heroes took cover behind Fatgum, letting him use his quirk to absorb all the blows from Stain's rampage.

"This guy is relentless, you sure he doesn't have some adrenaline quirk?" Fatgum commented as he caught the flying desk.

Trying again to settle him down, Bubble Girl would peak from her cover to call out, "Stain calm down, let's talk this out. You know an office job isn't so bad, you can spice up your life by giving certain days of the week a certain meaning. I know Tuesdays for me are Taco- EEK!"

That was all she could say before she had to hide again as a tablet was thrown where her head was.

"YOU THINK I'LL TRADE AWAY MY IDEALS OF A BETTER WORLD TO ENGULF MYSELF IN THE DEBAUCHERY I SEEK TO DESTROY!" Stained continued to yell.

Having enough of this for today Uwabami would suggest, "Just call Midnight to put him down, we can try this again another day! Possibly not on a day that isn't my shift."

Upon hearing this Stain would prepare more stuff to use as projectiles, declaring one last statement, "YOUR CHEAP OUTDATED WHORE OF A HERO WILL NEVER QUELL MY CONVICTION!"

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All Might: "I'm sure they'll work it out eventually. How is Magne doing? I noticed that she has been spacing out a lot recently, though I never got a chance to ask."

Izuku: "Oh she's been fine, he's just,

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"Magna are you ok?" Midoriya asked his employee after noticing he was spacing out again.

Hearing a voice, Magna would look up, "Hm, oh yeah I'm fine. I was just thinking about how the government have people with Quirks that can bring back the dead and bracelets that can completely negate one's ability to use their quirk, yet didn't provide any of this to hero society all these years," His answer was chilling upon thinking on it.

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Magne: He didn't say anything, he just continued to stare out into space as he pondered what his existence now meant.

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Deku: "Been doing some thinking is all."

All Might: "Who else are we missing?"

Deku: "Relating to the league, we forgot to mention Twice and ."

All Might: "Oh them? Hmm, I don't think I have much negativity about them."

Deku: "Yeah, Compress don't stand out too much. He's not extraordinary at his work but he does do a good job keeping Twice's...interesting personality on track."

All Might: "I can't imagine dealing with him and his antics, it's one thing after another."

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"Compress, what do you do when you're working?" Dabi stated out of nowhere when he saw Compress walk by.

The masked man looked back, slightly confused, "Hm?"

"What do you do?" Dabi repeated, "You always say you're up to listen to my ideas to escape, but whenever I invite her to discuss after work you always say you're busy with something."

"Oh…yeah," Compress awkwardly responded, "You know how life is."

"But what do you do after work?" Dabi asked once again, "I mean, we've barely spent that much time out of prison and it's not like there's that many places in this that'll happily have us in their establishments or clubs."

Through his mask face sweat began to form as Compress responded, "Well, you know personal things. A true magician always keep a few secrets."

Dabi would glared down at him for a few seconds before silently grumbling, "Interesting."

Not wanting to be there any longer Compress quickly looked for and found Twice, stating, "Oh Twice, you needed help right?

As Compress rush off Dabi told him, "While you're at it, see what's happening with the mail. I was supposed to receive something two days ago."

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Mr. Compress, League of Villain's straight man, Age 32:

"Dabi is catching on to my lies, I don't want to seem like my conviction have weaken but he's so reckless with planning. Though I have a plan, I mailed myself a bunch of letters so it looks like I have a truly busy life outside of work. That way Dabi would believe that I'm truly business to go to his planning session."

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As Compress and Twice walk into mail room, Compress would vent his frustration.

"Dabi is onto me, he's sharp as nails I can't get anything past him!" He took a deep breath as he felt his chest get heavy, going to a table to get a drink, "I have to relax, I might give myself a panic attack."

"You wanna talk about stress, you want to talk about stress!? OK!" Twice shouted in aggravating to his co-worker, taking out a cigarette to smoke, "While you were lying your eyes out, I just stumbled upon a major company conspiracy Compress! Compare that to your stress!"

Compress would look confused, "The hell are you talking about? This company hasn't been active long enough to start having conspiracy about it."

"This company is being bled like one of Toga's love interests and I got a paper trail to prove it. Check this out," Twice states as he walks over to a wall completely covered top to bottom with papers and notes. If Compress didn't know better he would've thought that this room belonged to the Pro-Hero detective, 'The Questioner'.

"Look at this shit!" The split personality villain said.

"Jesus Christ," Compress mumbled.

Twice continued on his tyrant, "Now that right there is the mail. Can we talk about the mail please Compress? I've been dying to talk about the mail. Every day, Toshinori Yagi. This name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Yagi's being thrown back at me. I look in the mail and this whole BOX IS TOSHINORI YAGI!"

"So I say to myself, I gotta find this guy, I gotta go up to his office, and I gotta deliver his mail to his goddamn hands or else I'm just keep getting these damn letters back! So I got up to Yagi's office and what do I find out Compress, do I freaking find out!?"

Compress just stared in silence.

"There is no Toshinori Yagi, the man doesn't exist! So I decided, aw shit there's no Yagi but I got BOXES filled with Yagi!"

Compress face will only grow more grim upon this realization of the situation.

"So I had to march my way all the way up to HR and I knock on Izuku's door like, IZUKU! IZUKU I GOTTA TALK TO YOU ABOUT YAGI! Then when I opened the door, guess what I see!? There's not a single fucking furniture in that office! There is no Izuku in HR. Compress...half the employees in this building are made up, it's like a freaking ghost town in here."

After being struck dumbfounded, shot dead with a dreadful realization, and revived through knowing the reality that no matter what, he was going to have to fix this, Compress stepped up.

He spoke calmly to not frighten the obviously unstable Twice, "Ok Twice, I'm going to have stop you right there. Not only do all of those people exist, you've met and worked with most of them for a couple of years. They've been asking for their mail on a daily basis, it's all everyone been talking about today! Oh dear All Might might kill me if he finds out I let you do this," He said, having a bit of a crisis.

"Don't worry we got a few days to sort this out?"

"What?"

"I decided to smoke these frauds out, so I sent every bit of mail we received for a week all the way to China."

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"WHY!?"

"I broke the cycle that's been going on, once that circle is broken, they'll have to poke their heads out to see what's going on and that's when we'll get him!"

Compress grabbed his chest, he might actually have a heart attack.

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Compress:

He ran into the room.

"Twice might be the end of me, this is almost worse than the blunder he made a few years ago."

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Rushing back into the mail room he would take a seat, he was at his limit.

"Hey!" Twice called out, snapping his fingers, "Don't fall out on me now, get a drink."

"I'm…trying Twice," Compress replied.

After blowing a smoke from his cigarette Twice would suggest, "Take a smoke, they do wonders for you. Give him one Free."

"What?" Compress responded in confusion.

"Free Destin, the Vigilante that tipped me off about Yagi situation." Twice stated, looking to his side. What he saw was a tall man in a red trench coat standing there, menacingly.

But Compress, saw nobody.

"Dude who the fuck is Free Destin!"

"He's right here-" Twice was about to say but then when he turned around, he saw nothing, "Oh...he's gone."

"You have lost your mind Twice!" Compress yelled at him.

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Twice, League of Villain's literal fodder machine, Age 34:

"I don't know what happened, everything made sense when Free explained it to me the first time. I should've been praised for my work."

That was when Free appeared behind Twice again.

"Oh hey Free where did you go? How that disciple of yours, I heard he's trying to get into UA?"

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Back in the common area in the office Midoriya finally came out of his office.

He calls out to the group, "Alright people quick meeting, we gotta shape up our act a bit if we want to stay afloat."

The waves of moans that came from the room didn't surprise him.

"It's not that bad, just a few notes of improvement you all should take," Deku told them.

"You're notes can burn in hell." Dabi bluntly commented.

"That actually reminds me," Nejire spoke up, her asking mood bubbling up again, "Hey Magne, can you confirm if there's a hell or not? You did die right?"

Shigaraki added on, "Yeah she have a point."

Nonchalantly Magne says, "Well after being dead for about 2 years and coming back, I can confirm that hell does exist."

"Interesting, so what other afterlife things are true?" Toga asked.

Mange didn't immediately answer, after a moment of silence he solemnly said, "I can confirm there is a hell to go."

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"Back on subject guys, just take heed so we can do better," Izuku told them, passing out each paper to their respective recipient.

"Most importantly, Toga stop draining our male workforce dry."

"Why am I single out first?" Toga asked.

"Because your actions affect our daily lives." Shigaraki stated.

"Yeah Toga honey, some of us are accepting of your lifestyle, you're always making a mess of the kitchen." Magne added.

Izuku agreed, "Toga you can't keep doing this."

"Why not?" She asked.

"Cause one visit from the health inspector and we're fucked!" Izuku compulsively shouted.

This caused him to get stares from everyone in shock.

"Oooh you said a bad word," Nejire says, floating in the air, "You're going to end up cursing as much as Bakugo."

Embarrassed Midoriya would quickly say, "Please take these notes into consideration and Nejire...just keep doing what you're doing," before rushing back to his office, red-faced.

Nejire would very happily say, "You got it!"

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Nejire Hado, Lovable Airhead UA Graduated, 21:

"I promise to work hard and make sure everyone else give it their best!...Through whatever my job here was."

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Deku: "Nejire just hangs out some times as a 'consultant' but her attention span is too short for anyone to figure out what her job is actually supposed to be.

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With Izuku gone and Nejire off to do...whatever she does, Toga thought of going to see how Izuku was doing but then was stopped by Dabi grabbing her wrist.

He said, "Guys please I've figured out a way we can hack into the central terminal controlling our ankle braces and—"

"Dabi please let go of me or I'm making an HR report," Toga told him, trying to tug her hand out of his grip.

"Yeah dude, that's like, sexual harassment." Twice stated, after just finish coming from the mail room.

"I am TRYING to get us back on track." Dabi explained to them, why did it felt like he was the only one who remembered that they were all murderous villains a year ago.

"We'll get back on track once you finish that excel sheet I told you to make for the sales stats last week." AFO scolded him, if he was going to be the best worker here, he can't have HIS work held back.

"Fuck the sales!" Dabi exclaimed.

Everyone gasped at this.

Shigaraki silently whispered to Spinner, "I guess someone doesn't want this weekend off."

"This won't go well at the office barbecue," Was Spinners's response to this.

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Dabi, Wielder of Blue Fire, Age 29:

"This is why I burn some of our records to let out steam, these guys act like a year ago we weren't planning to cause complete anarchy!"

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"Alright, alright people," Magne said, stepping in to cool the air, "Let's relax, we'll take this one week at a time and see what happens."

ONE WEEK LATER

"I don't know, but you guys putting effort into your work somehow made us lose more money than when you were all slacking off." Izuku exclaimed, pointing to a chart, "We skyrocketed into the red."

"Woohoo!" Nejire cheered!

"No, Nejire please, that's bad." Izuku told her, rubbing his forehead.

"Oh."

"Well maybe we can work harder if we're not always trying to find out what happened to our mail." Shigaraki stated.

Compress looked away in guilt while Twice answered, "Yeah I don't know what happened to them guys."

"That's not even that good of an excuse," Izuku tells them, "Look at John chan the Nomu, he hasn't gotten one of his letters yet he still did a decent job."

"Who?" Was the question most people were wondering.

"John chan the Nomu, he does all the accounting." Izuku explains, pointing to small door, "He can balance account like no other."

On queue the door opened and from there a voice came out, "Of fucking course I can do an account balance, I don't need arms for something so basic."

"I don't know John chan, you made Mina cry with those large numbers, we will never get non-villain employees like this."

"Ah, we didn't need her anyways." Came the voice before the door closes.

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"That little fucker got an office before me?" AFO mumbled under his breath.

"We reward hard work here," Izuku states proudly.

"Oh I see, you just wait to see what I do to your office next," AFO says before walking off.

"Oh come o- wait next?" Izuku repeated as he follows behind him, "That was you!?"

END OF EPISODE 2

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