The Real Villain Was Capitalism

by Hero DarkyDark

AU, What if during a desperate last assault on hero society the League of Villains and all of their allies were captured. But their fates doesn't end by being imprisoned for life. Due to the intervention of All Might and Izuku Midoriya, the League were sentence to enter into a rehabilitation program where they'll be force to work average office jobs to repay their debts to society.

5. Christmas Special: Holiday Statements

Short Christmas Statements Episode

Sitting down on a lounge chair next to the fireplace was a formless man, reading a book while sipping a cup of hot chocolate.

For no particular reason at all he closes the book before looking up to the camera and saying, "Oh hello there boys and girls, you may be wondering who I am right? Well I'm Hero DarkyDark, the creator of this world."

The man takes a moment to sip from his cup, "The reason why I'm here is because it's the Holidays and what kind of office parody show will this be if I didn't have a Christmas Episode."

"But before that I must apologies for lack of episodes, my godly attention have gone to other things such as my other projects and my realm's affairs. No worries with the new year I should have to provide you all with more episodes."

He set down his cup on the table and opened up the book he was reading earlier, "So for now, please settle with these Christmas statements from the cast."

All Might: I AM HERE, to wish you all a Merry Christmas.

"Very touching and quick to the point, just what I expect. Though I do wish he wouldn't use his buff form, Kurogiri is gonna have to clean up after him and he already suffered enough abuse in the office."

Midoriya: Oh uh, M-Merry Christmas to all the people out there.

"Kind but how did you manage to shutter in written form?"

AFO: Merry Christmas to all the wonderful people who support me making All Might's life a living hell, I'll do you proud.

"I don't think anyone asked you to do that but we're going to enjoy it anyway."

Toga: Merry Christmas everybody, there I said it, can the Pope end his excommunication with me? I think he's the one hiding the blood of christ and I want some.

"Toga…...girl you know you're best girl material but I think you gotta...not take some things literally."

Shigaraki: Merry Christmas whatever, hey if anyone wants to be a pal and be my secret santa by sending over that Kingdom Hearts 3 DLC?

"...Sometimes I'm amazed my that this person terrorized the world at one point and I'm basically god."

Dabi: Fuck off.

"I didn't expect any less."

Mr. Compress: Happy Hanukkah everyone, I would put on a performance for all your parties.

"Wait he's jewish?"

Spinner: Merry Christmas to you all and hope you'll eventually listen to the good word of Stain.

"You know I offered Stain a chance to give a statement as well but then he tried to stab me."

Magne: Merry Christmas y'all, please wish me many holiday cheers as I would you.

"You're really trying to make sure you don't go to hell when you die again?"

Nejire: Hi hi, what am I supposed to do with this?

"Ok seriously why is she here?"

Tamaki: Merry Christmas everyone!

"What the!? You're not even in the show!?"

Jirou: Sorry forgot to say that this was Nejire, I figured out what I needed to say and Tamaki was kind enough to let me use his to make up for it.

"Ok but that doesn't even answer my question but just added more."

Twice: Hey am I still invited to your Christmas party?

"...H-how does he even know I was gonna- you know what, I think that's enough statements for now. We pretty much covered everyone that matters," he says as he tosses the book into the fire, leaving the nice messages Muscular, John-Chan, Mustard, and Moonfish wrote to burn slowly.

"Merry Christmas Everyone and have a Happy New Year, here's to more from CHIPS."

THE END