三

(sān)

Back in Lijiang

Reaper comes up on a recovering Widowmaker only to be shot at by her.

"What was that for!"

"You pushed me off a roof!"

"I just got here!"

"That's what you said when you pushed me off the roof!"

This is when three grenades go off on them, knocking them off their feet. A strange female lands. The strange woman looks at them with cybernetic eyes. In a voice half robot, half human speaks.

"Is this argument normal or are you two having a bad night?"

Both stand up.

"What's with the weird omnic?"

"Oh. I'm not an omnic. He is."

This is when Reaper gets slammed into Widowmaker by an omnic with a jetpack.

"These two are not our target."

The omnic jets away.

"You never let me have any fun."

Back in Lijiang Night Market

My hack on the security cameras around town and my drones have picked up two problems.

"Let's continue this conversation somewhere else."

"What are you thinking?"

"Nothing inappropriate." I say as we leave.

"Just want to be…"

And this is when an omnic makes a superhero landing.

"Great."

I whisper to Sombra

"Please tell me, you're armed?"

"Why?"

The omnic speaks.

"Greetings. Do not be alarmed. I mean you no harm. I am here to pick up something for my employer. Carry on with your lives."

Sombra and I try to casually walk away when the omnic zooms up and grabs me.

"Hello, friend!"

"Not now?"

"I've come to collect you."

I hear Sombra say, "Not today, omnic."

"Systems - Override - NO!"

The omnic lets me go.

"Thanks! I owe you one. Now get in the car!"

I'm gonna borrow her for a bit.

We both hop into my car.

"So who did you piss off?"

"No one out of the ordinary."

"Really?"

This is when the road becomes impossible to drive on and now there's fireworks.

"He brought back up!"

"Not good. Seeya later."

And Sombra translocates. Good idea. So do I.

Sombra walks away from her return area.

"Poor guy."

Two minutes later. I decloak in front of her.

"I really liked that car."

"You escaped? And you have stealth tech."

"I liked yours so well I borrowed it?"

"You get more interesting with every encounter. Let's meet my friends."

"Could we wait until tomorrow!"

I trailed off cause I got picked up by a jet-propelled omnic.

"You're becoming a mild nuisance."

"Oh really. Well this is going to hurt, then. EMP Activated."

In hindsight, firing off an EMP while being carried by a mechanical lifeform might have been a bad idea. Good thing my systems are still working. I copy the omnic. Soon I'm still airborne and seeing fireworks. Oh brother. I fly to the area and dodge a bundle of dynamite.

"How do you bloody do that?"

It's my… friend... would be too strong a word. Associate would work. This is Fuzebox. She's standing on a rooftop with her grenade launcher in one hand and her crazy personally build firework launcher in the other.

"You are so going to get it when you hit the ground."

Turns out, she might be a fortune teller. I get hit in the back by a plethora of firepower. I find myself flying and falling towards Fuzebox.

"Come to momma!"

The last thing I saw before I passed out was a bundle of dynamite going off...

说明

(Shuōmíng)

Before we continue let me explain what I can do. One of my abilities is Copy and Paste. After a scan I can replicate the abilities of folks. Cases in point, Reaper, Sombra and Upgrade. I keep the powers until I use their ultimate… Cool huh. I also use an ability called Override. I can use it to trigger folk abilities before they want, Like Reaper's teleport.

There's actually more bells and whistles than that but why ruin the surprise.