Hey guys! Guess who's back with another chapter of Her Average Animal Crossing Adventures? Me, obviously! Yes, back with another chapter of borderline self shipping! It's not really self shipping though, this version of me has no idea she's a videogame character. And she has blue eyes. I don't have blue eyes. Well, enjoy!

Chapter 8: Fools, Stories Of April Pranks And Rainy Days

Natallia yawned and stretched. She looked out the window of her childhood home. Immediately making a reference, being the nerd she was, she said,"What a beautiful day!", quoting Smoky Quartz's first words. Steven Universe was such a great show.

Although, it was a bit cloudy outside..

She checked the time. "Damn, I got up early.." She said, seeing it was six in the morning. She changed out of her favorite pajamas and into her regular outfit. A Chichi print shirt on and four leafed clover in her hair, Natallia went to eat breakfast with her family.

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Natallia smiled, stepping off the bus. She had arrived back in Lavryn thanks to a convenient time skip included by the author. She walked and hummed, but was soon interrupted when she saw a familiar face she was eager to talk to. "Heeey, guess who's back in Lavryn?"

"Oh! Natallia, hi!" Natallia smiled widely. "What'd I miss?" She asked. "Eh, not much. How was your family?"

"Good, good! It was awesome seeing my parents again after all this time." Natallia said. Purrl smiled.

Hah, you thought she was talking to Bones didn't you? Nope, it was Purrl all along!

"What's got you up so early?" The cat asked. "Well, I guess it's just habit. Not waking up early, of course, just waking up early whenever I'm at my childhood home." The human told her. The response didn't make much sense, but then again, neither did Natallia.

"Well okay!" Purrl responded. "Well, I'd love to chat, but I need to go! Bye!"

"Okay, bye Purrl!" Natallia said, walking off to see everyone else. But mostly Bones. What could she say, he was her best friend. And crush. That she had no chance with. And was way out of her league. And is to dense to realize how obvious her crush was. Darn.

She sighed as it then started pouring down rain.

Natallia brought out her Miraculous Ladybug Umbrella that she loved so much. She'd designed it herself. "Wow, it is pouring.." She thought. "I guess the talent show will have to be postponed."

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The rain has finally stopped! The Annual Lavryn Talent Show

will resume April First!

Natallia was relieved at the message. It'd been raining on and off since Irish Day and the talent show was temporarily suspended because of it. That and she hadn't been able to see Bones as much. She still saw him, of course, but not as often as she'd much rather stay inside and play Minecraft rather than walk in the rain.

But, sometimes she DID like walking in the rain. Natallia had always loved the rain. It was just really damn cold. If it wasn't for that she'd take long walks in the rain all the time. But, she very much liked being warm, and couldn't stand being out in the cold for long. The very reason she was nicknamed as,"The Fire Dragon Slayer" by her family..

She was a huge nerd. A huge, Fairy Tail loving nerd. She still had the scarf she ordered off of Amazon today. "I should wear it more often.." She mumbled to herself. She walked towards the Able Sisters shop.

"Which song should I sing today..?" She thought to herself. She didn't want to talk to herself for this particular topic, as she didn't want anyone hearing her and spoiling the surprise. Then she remembered the date. "I know exactly what I'm going to do."

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Bones cheered ecstatically at the end of the magic act. He was really enjoying his time at the talent show, excited at it's return. But he knew the best was yet to come.

Natallia walked onto the stage.

Nevermind then, the best had just arrived.

This time she was wearing, yet another, custom dress. "She should get extra points from the judges for designing her own dresses.." Bones thought. This time the dress was a very deep purple, with dots of white in seemingly random places. The symbol for the horoscope Gemini was on the front. Bones felt as if he was forgetting something important.

"HEY, HOW'RE YOU DOING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN?!" Natallia called excitedly into the crowd. They erupted into cheers. She chuckled. "Pretty good it seems! Well, now that the rainstorm is finally over, it's time for the show! I hope you all enjoy! Try not to get triggered guys! And this one isn't a love song. This one is by Weird Al! Let's do this!"

Bones now knew that he was forgetting something. Gemini. Weird Al. Why was this so familiar?

The beat started. It was fast, cheery, and familiar. Bones knew that beat.

Bones remembered. She'd shown him this song on the internet a while ago. Oh boy.

"Aquarius! There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus!

Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day!"

Bones sighed, wondering how Weird Al stayed relevant longer than most of the songs he parodied.

"Pisces! Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus! You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say!"

Bones couldn't help but snicker at the addition of "With the Ebola Virus".

"Aries! The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon! Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep!"

Bones started laughing at the overall absurdity of the song. Natallia saw this and smiled wider. About half the audience were laughing, and half was just so confused.

"Taurus! You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it? The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep!"

Bones started laughing hysterically now. Robin had to help him not to fall over.

"That's your horoscope for today, yay yay yay yay yay! That's your horoscope for today!

That's your horoscope for today, yay yay yay yay yay! That's your horoscope for today!"

Bones was calming down now, and just sighed and just how absurd the song was. Of course the talent show had come back on April Fool's day. Why not?

Natallia was singing energetically and happily (Trying to resist the urge to turn into the Mario Kart 8 Male Villager. Sorry, inside joke).

"Gemini! Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence! Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest!"

Natallia gestured to herself, clearly trying to say she was a Gemini. It was also clearly on her shirt. The message got across. Someone from backstage pretended to stab her with a javelin, which made everyone laugh. Bones's stomach was going to start hurting if he didn't calm down. Most everyone who was confused was just laughing now.

"Cancer! The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud! Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test!"

Bones snickered at the line,"Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test".

"Leo! Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no! Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik!"

"Virgo! All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you! Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick!"

Bones snickered a bit more.

"That's your horoscope for today, yay yay yay yay yay! That's your horoscope for today!

That's your horoscope for today, yay yay yay yay yay! That's your horoscope for today!"

Natallia did a little twirl and somehow had nerdy glasses on by the time she was facing the audience again.

"Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true!

She threw the glasses into the crowd. Aurora caught them.

Where was I?"

"Libra! A big promotion is just around the corner, for someone much more talented that you! Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week!"

"Scorpio! Get ready for an unexpected trip, when you fall screaming from an open window!

Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak!"

Bones chuckled even more. This song was just too ridiculous for him to handle. Much like the rest of the audience.

"Sagittarius! All your friends are laughing behind your back.. KILL THEM."

This broke Bones. He was thrown into another laughing fit.

"Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den!"

"Capricorn! The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying! If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again!"

"That's your horoscope for today, yay yay yay yay yay! That's your horoscope for today! That's your horoscope for today, yay yay yay yay yay! That's your horoscope for today!"

"That's your horoscope for today yay yay yay yay yay! That's your horoscope for today!"

The beat slowed and calmed down a lot.

"That's your horoscope for today, yay yay yay yay yay!

It picked up again for the last line.

"That's your horoscope for today!"

The song finished and Natallia smiled widely, exhausted by the fast pace of the song. "Hehe, sorry if I triggered any of you! By the looks of it, I've caused quite the commotion. Happy April Fools Day, goodbye!"

Natallia twirled backstage, spinning three times before she was there. She quickly dabbed on the second spin. The audience laughed a bit louder.

"Nailed it!" She smiled to herself. "And I'm getting the hang of knowing what to say at the beginning!" She changed and went to get the recording. She was always recording, more for the sake of memories now rather than to see if she sucked. She was getting a bit more confident.

…

It was after the show, and now Natallia was in her house with Bones for an "Important" conversation.

"Bones. I have a confession to make." She told him. He could feel the tension in the room. "Ok, what is it?" He asked cautiously.

"I…" She braced herself.

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"I have a fetish for hanging people." She watched as Bones was shocked silent. She waited. 1 second. 2 seconds. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7.

"I wasn't thinking about killing you." She said in a suspicious manner. He still said nothing. He didn't move.

"APRIL FOOLS!" She smiled, giggling and throwing rainbow confetti into the air. "I got you!" He still said nothing. She was starting to sweat a bit.

"It was just a prank, bro!" She said. He still didn't move. "It was just a social experiment!" She told the dog.

He didn't move.

Slowly, he brought up a paw and facepalmed. She giggled, tension gone. "I should've known, but still." He couldn't help but chuckle a bit.

"How did you even come up with that?" He asked. "Solar Sands's Browsing Deviantart series." Bones stopped chuckling for a second and looked her in the eye. "You mean people actually..?"

"Yes."

(A/N: I'm sorry, if you're into that, please don't get triggered.)

Bones stared at her in pure disbelief. "We should probably stay away from Deviantart." He told her. "Probably. Not saying I will, but probably." She told him.

So, the day of pranks came to a close. Bones got to tell someone they were giving away free ice cream in the museum. Natallia.. Well.. we saw that.

And as Natallia went to bed that night, she remembered something she'd seen on the internet once. It was in a funny texts compilation. It said,"The best time to ask out your crush is on April Fool's day. If they say yes, great, if not, you can just say it was a prank."

"Damn it." She said, knowing Bones was already asleep.

I hope you liked this chapter guys! I couldn't help but add a few inside jokes and such. One inside joke was the announcements and the beginning of Natallia's songs, and how she progressively got better at it. It's a joke about my Author's Notes. And, the other joke.. Fueled By Nightmares knows what that was about.

April Fools everyone!

*Claimer, hey guys guess what? I own Animal Crossing, Weird Al, Deviantart, Solar Sands, Youtube, Minecraft, Fairy Tail, Miraculous Ladybug, Mario Kart 8, and That's Your Horoscope For Today!

April Fools, of course I don't. You all saw that coming.