Honestly, what the fuck.
Bitch joining the Literature club is ...um...how do I say this…
...I-I don't even know how to explain this...
Like what!?
One moment she goes from being a standard bitch who was probably an attention whore, to completely changing in one week where she wants to join a club for people who actually likes studying and doing academics?!
Naw, I don't buy this shit.
I don't know if it's just me, but I smell some fuckery happening in the background…
Monika was just as surprised as I was when she heard Bitch ask to join the Literature Club, "Um Rika, I hope you don't mind asking, but what brought up this request to join the Literature Club?" Monika asked, but she made sure to remain skeptical when she asked Bitch.
Bitch fidgeted in place as she slightly struggled to give an explanation, "W-well...um ...I-I…."
"She told me earlier that she wanted to make amends with Jun and get herself genuine friends." Sayori said as she walked up behind Bitch and placed her hands on her shoulders, calming her down.
"Sorry for not telling you guys earlier, but this sort of happened just before class ended." Sayori said with a slight sheepish smile.
"Ok, that makes some kind of sense, but how did she get here in the first place? Bit- I mean, this person asked me to bring her to the club since she didn't know where it was." I said before Sayori had a normal face and told me, "Oh, it's because I told her. You see I wanted to be a good friend and actually come to your class early to go to club early, and then I saw...Rika right?" Sayori whispered to Bitch before nodding, "Yeah, I saw her and asked if she wanted anything. She said she was looking for you to take her to the club."
"Ok, well that's great and all, but Sayori, you do know that this is the same person who talked shit about you right?" I asked to make sure, "Even after everything she said about you and me, are you sure you still want to help her?"
Sayori had a warm smile, "Well of course, I was skeptical when she told me her reason at first, but you never know if someone has changed over a new leaf. She might've been a bit rough in the beginning because of her fake friends, but this might be her chance to have normal friends like us!"
Sayori, despite having an almost crippling depression that comes in from time to time, always has some kind of way to try and bring out the good in someone even if they talked shit about her.
This is one of Sayori's good points that makes almost anyone befriend her instantly, the fact that she's really nice and doesn't like giving up on people….
...which is the exact opposite of me apparently…
I'll take Sayori's word on this one, but I doubt she'll last long in this club. My bets are on 1-2 months, shame I don't have anyone to bet with (People reading this, what're you betting on? I honestly haven't though far enough for Bitch -Konran.)
"Alright, well if Sayori is willing to vouch for you then I guess I can also try to give you a chance;" Monika said before clearing her throat, "Rika, Welcome to the Literature Club!" She said brightly with a warm smile,
Bitch went wide eyed as she mumbled to herself, "OMG, her smile is too good for someone like me!"
Ughhhhhh…...I'm...just gonna pretend I didn't hear that...I really didn't need to…
It seems that I was making some kind of disgusted face at her since Bitch called me out on it, "Huh? What's that face for?" She said an irrked attitude.
I laughed it off and dismissed it, "Oh it's nothing." I said innocently.
Monika cleared her throat audibly as she tried to remind us to "play nice."
Monika then put on one of her most famous smiles that held hidden intentions and talked to Bitch, "Alright then, now that you've joined unofficially joined the Literature Club, since you need to fill out the Club Membership Form, why don't we introduce ourselves to you."
Wait a fucking minute, since when did you need a form to join a club!?
Monika, being the oh-so fearsome leader decided to take the initiative and go first, "You already know me, Monika Ishida, the President and Co-Founder of the Literature Club."
Yuri, who I thought would go last, decided to go next, "M-my name is Yuri Takagi, Secondary Co-Founder of the Literature Club, N-nice to meet you." she said as shyly as ever.
Pink-chan was next up and acting as Confident (Cocky) as ever, "My Name is Natsuki Suzuki." She said short and simple like herself.
Sayori was next, "Well, you already know me as well, Sayori Wantanabe, It'll be nice to have you in this club!" She said happily.
And then there was me last to introduce myself, "Hi there, Jun Nishimura; Local Asshole and Loner Prick. How're you doing?" I said nonchalantly as Monika and Sayori mentally facepalmed themselves.
Btich was up next and to my surprise, instead of acting all prissy and shit, she radiated positivity which I found almost impossible, "My name is Rika Takahashi. It's nice to meet you all, well most of you…" She said as she took a couple of steps away from me.
Pink-chan got close to her and swept her off her feet and into neverland! Naw just kidding, she just pulled her aside and talked to her in a concerned tone, "You are right to stay far away from that man, you never know what you might catch from him if you're too close."
Yeah, probably should've expected this to be honest, Both Bitch and Pink-chan's Aura seem compatible, you know, with their mutual hate for me.
"I'm a human being, you know, I'm not some dead rat in the streets of New York." I said in annoyance as I took a seat (No lie, I did see a dead rat in New Jersey once)
"You don't compare yourself to a Dead Rat, you're giving it a bad name..." Bitch said in a sad tone.
Ok, yeah. Both of them can go fuck themselves, figuratively or Yuri-tively, I don't care.
Bitch now had the fucking idea to ask the question that probably should've been asked in the first place, "So what do you do in a Literature Club? Literature things?" she asked innocently.
Somebody, anybody! Give her a fucking Nobel Peace Prize, cause damn she is a genius!
Holy Shit, why didn't I think of that!?
Monika looked a bit troubled when she heard Bitch ask her question, "W-well sort of," Monika explained, "In the Literature Club, we participate in all activities Literature related: Poems, Book analysis', and Discuss what you're reading at the moment."
Bitch looked a bit dumbfounded at the moment as she probably understood what she just signed up for.
"D-do Magazines…" Bitch wanted to ask Monika, but she was shot down quick, "No." Monika responded.
"R-right, I thought so…" Bitch said as she's probably mental panic in her head.
I leaned over to her and smugly said, "Oh my what's this? Could it be that you've made some kind of mistake by joining us?"
Bitch looked irritated as she responded, "Of course not, I was just a bit surprised is all." She said as she tried not to grit her teeth.
Monika then continued explaining the Literature Club, "Since we're still in the first two weeks of School, I had our lovely Artist, Jun over there, make some drafts of some flyers we're going to be passing out tomorrow. So for today, I'd like if both you and Jun could head over to the teachers lounge to make about 60 copies, if you'd please." Monika said with a warm smile that reeked of Sadism on the inside.
Obviously, this didn't sit well with either of us.
"What?!" Bitch questioned Monika
"I am the Lorax, I speak for the Trees, and the Trees say 'Can you fucking not?'" I recited a meme to vent out my 'angery'
"Yeah, well I wasn't asking was I?" Monika said with a smile on her face, "Now, shoo! The Teachers Lounge might close soon."
I drug myself up from the chair that I was just now getting comfortable in, grabbed my bag, and headed towards the door, "What, you're not gonna come?" I said as I turned to Bitch.
"Ugh, do I have to?" She hesitantly said.
"Rika…" Monika said before standing right behind her.
Monika then went into Sadist mode as her eyes made a menacing glare that only Gorden Ramsey could handle, "Didn't you say you wanted to join the club? This counts as club activities, so please go with Jun and return with the copies." She said as the darkest of hell opened up in her eyes and swallowed Bitch whole…
...Ok, I know that was a total exaggeration, but you get the idea! Her glare looked terrifying!
Since this was Bitch's first time, or maybe second time, seeing Monika's terrifying Sadist side, she instantly rushed over to the door to go to the Teachers Lounge with me.
"Hurry back you two!" Monika said happily as if nothing absolutely terrifying or questionable just happened.
Bitch closed the doors behind us as she sort of trembled from Monika's glare, "Alright let's go." I said as I walked towards the Lounge.
Bitch sputtered for a bit when she saw me normally and not a confused mess like her, "S-so we're not gonna question what we just saw from Monika?!" She asked.
"Aw, first time seeing her let out her true colors?" I teased, "Are your shallow hopes and expectations shattered?"
"What? No it's not that…" Bitch said in a lowly tone
"What's wrong? Gonna Cry? Gonna piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum too?" I teased even more.
"Am I gonna what?!" She exclaimed with a disgusted tone.
"Oh right, you're not a shitposter...I forgot…" I said as I sort of took it back.
"..Right…." Bitch said in a concerned tone.
"What I wanted to say was that normally, Monika looked heavenly when she's normal and nice...but…" She dropped off.
"But….?" I repeated back, honestly hoping that her brain had fried…
"Monika glaring at me, and wanting me to go with you to the Teacher's Lounge...it….it's…." She said while slightly holding her shoulders together tightly.
"It's bringing in emotions and feelings I don't think I've experienced before." Bitch said before panting slightly
And now I heard too goddamn much.
I've heard too fucking much.
Someone whack the fuck out of me and make me lose these memories, I wanna get a blank slate mind!
I know I joked about Yuri being an M because of severe passive-ism, (not a real word, but it is now) but this just might be the real thing!
"Ok, now let's just go to the Teachers Lounge in silence with no mention or reference of Monika, Masochist-chan." I said while hurrying my pace
Bitch blushed a bit when I called her that, "I-I'm not a Masochist, you ass! Besides I have a name too you know?"
"Oh really now? I didn't know that, I've been secretly calling you Bitch this entire time since I wasn't bothered enough to actually remember your name." I said nonchalantly.
I felt a lot of pain in the back of my knee as I fell down to my knees, "Ow Bitch! That hurt like a Bitch!" I complained
"R-i-k-a!" She spelled it out with attitude, "It's not hard to learn Jackass! Matter of fact, how about I start calling you 'Jackass' as well?!"
"Better than you actually calling me by my actual name, I don't want people to know that we know each other, you Bitch!" I said coldly as I rubbed the back of my knee.
"Yeah, same here Jackass!" she said as she kicked my back making me almost trip over as she angrily walked ahead.
"Hey! Don't kick me! I'm not into that kind of play you know!" I joked as she flipped me off while still walking ahead.
I got up and dusted myself off as I followed behind Bitch to the Teachers Lounge.
While it would've been nice to just print out the flyers and head back to the classroom, luck doesn't like seeing me be all normal, Oh No!
Seeing me go on with my day doesn't make for good entertainment you know?
I have to be fucked with just to please the gods, Are you not entertained Enough?!
Ok, well now that that's over with, me and Bitch stood around the door of the teachers lounge where it sat closed and locked.
"Alright well, it's locked. Tough shit, let's go back." I said instantly giving up and turning back.
"Where're you going?" Bitch asked.
"Back to the classroom. The teachers Lounge is locked, and I doubt that there's anyone in there so let's just do this tomorrow." I said while still walking away.
I heard Bitch's footsteps walk up quickly behind me as she grabbed my wrist, "We can't go back now! Monika's depending on us to so this for the Club!" she said while trying to drag me back.
"Yeah, she is. But there's nothing we can do if the door is locked!" I said while trying to pry her fingers from my wrist.
"Then we can just go to the teacher's office and ask for a key, it's not that hard!" she said while giving my arm the death grip.
"Alright sure! How about you go and get the key, while I wait here!" I replied trying to convince her.
"I'm not an idiot! You're just gonna leave me and get me to do all the heavy lifting! Some man you are!"
It seems that we were making quite a Ruckus (Uncle Ruckus) while we were arguing that a teacher opened one of the classroom doors and peeked their head at us fighting.
"Hey, what's going on here?" the teacher asked, moving some of her long brown hair out of her face.
Bitch turned her head and had a light smile on, "Ms. Mizumi!" She instantly let go of my wrist and went up to greet her.
For those who don't know, Ms. Mizumi is the Biology teacher and is a favorite among the 1st and 2nd year students. She nice, kind, very beautiful and understanding to most students.
In a sense, you could say that she's the exact opposite of Mr. Fujiwara, and that's great you know.
There is one problem about her though...and it's this one simple problem that makes her a bit unapproachable when you first meet her….
She's got a set of some serious honkers you know?
I mean a real set of Badonkers.
She's packing a real mean dobonhonkeros.
Some massive dohoonkabhankoloos.
All jokes aside, yes she did have a big bust and it was definitely noticeable since it just comes at you, you know.
"Ms. Mizumi, can you open the Teacher's Lounge for us?" Bitch asked.
"The Teachers lounge? Isn't Mr. Fujiwara still in there? I don't think he leaves until 5…" Ms. Mizumi said as she brought out her keys and opened the Teachers lounge.
Yup, Mr. Fujiwara was still there in the same chair he was when I left, the only difference is that he was slouched over the table with his head down, asleep.
"Oh my, I guess he fell asleep." Ms. Mizumi commented.
Of course he is…
"I guess I should wake him up-" Ms. Mizumi said as she went to try and wake him up, but I stopped her, "Hold on, let me wake him up."
I brought out the flyer draft that was in my bag, and headed towards the printer to print out all the flyers.
Fun Fact about the printer in the Teachers Lounge, it's loud. Like really loud. Even though it was a newer model than the one we had before, for some odd reason, whenever it starts printing it made a very high pitched squealing sound which makes it sound like a dying rat.
Time to get some revenge for having that brute cut my fucking arms up with those stacks of papers.
I set up the printer to get the amount Monika said before and started the printer process.
A loud squeal-like noise came out of the printer and easily made our ears bleed as Mr. Fujiwara's head shot up and got pissed in a matter of seconds.
"What fucking wise guy woke me up from…" He said as he looked around and saw Ms. Mizumi first, "Kyoko? What're you doing here, shouldn't you be taking care of-" Mr. Fujiwara said before Ms. Mizumi got a bit embarrassed and hushed him.
"M-Mr. Fujiwara, there are students here!" She said in a panicked voice while blushing.
Bitch made a slight gasp before squealing happily, "Ms. Mizumi, are you and Mr. Fujiwara going out?!" she said happily.
"W-what? No! No. Of course not, why would we be? I mean it's not like our personalities are compatible you know, that's crazy talk…." Ms. Mizumi said making it pretty obvious.
"Yeah we are." Mr. Fujiwara bluntly said.
"You're not helping Kenji!" Ms. Mizumi said.
He sighed as he cracked his neck moving it from side to side, "Don't worry, this angsty teen right here isn't known to snitch without reason." He said as he put his hand on my head and ruffled my hair, I smacked his hand off obviously.
"But this girl right here," He said as he turned to Bitch, "I'm not so sure about…"
Ms. Mizumi sighed a bit before bringing in me and Bitch close, "Please don't tell the students about the relationship between me and Mr. Fujiwara. It's best if we have our jobs and personal lives separate from each other."
"Isn't that just another way of saying you're embarrassed to let other people know about us?" Mr. Fujiwara added in as he tried to light another cigarette, but got taken away from Ms. Mizumi.
"I thought I told you to stop smoking, even someone as fit as you are will still get the same results as a normal smoker." Ms. Mizumi said in concern.
The couple began to lightly argue as I finally got all 60 flyers and slowly tried to escape the teachers lounge by myself.
"...and where do you think you're going, Mr. Nishimura?" Mr. Fujiwara called out.
Faaaaaack...
"Back to my club," I said, "I don't feel like getting in the middle of you guys' lover quarrel."
Ms. Mizumi got embarrassed again as she replied, "It's not a lover quarrel!"
"No, I'm pretty sure it's a lovers quarrel…" Mr. Fujiwara added in as Ms. Mizumi got a bit angry at him, "Uh...forget it, you two can go."
About time.
I handed Bitch just about half of the stack of flyers I had and left Ms. Mizumi and Mr. Fujiwara to themselves.
"Wow, I can't believe Mr. Fujiwara and Ms. Mizumi are going out, and they're trying to keep it a secret from the student body too! Ahhhh! It's so romantic!" Bitch said as she started to fantasize.
"Uh-huh." I said while on auto-pilot.
"I mean Ms. Mizumi was always a beautiful woman so I just assumed that no one was brave enough to ask her out, but I guess Mr. Fujiwara must've been the lucky man!" Bitch continued.
"Uh-huh." I said again.
"Uh! I wonder who confessed to who! If it was Ms. Mizumi who probably hinted at Mr. Fujiwara in the beginning or if it was Mr. Fujiwara who charmed her with his muscles!" She continued still.
"Yes." I said.
Bitch kicked the back on my shin, making me nearly drop all the flyers as she got mad at me again, "Listen to when people are talking, Jackass!"
"Hell no! Keep your shitty fanfiction in your head, no one wants to hear them!" I said while actually staying conscious this time.
"It's not a shitty fanfiction, it's something called Romance! But don't worry, I know for a fact that you have no experience with something like that!" Bitch said snobbishly.
"Why are you making it sound like you have experience in that? Are you trying to make some kind of joke?" I said without much of a care in the world.
She kicked me again.
"I do too have experience!" She said angrily.
"I don't know, with a personality like yours something tells me that it'd probably be a miracle if a guy could even talk to you, let alone even try to get to know you," I said a bit harshly, "But then again, I don't think people would want to talk to you willingly."
Right after I finished saying what I was saying, I started to hear some soft sniffling from Bitch's direction along with her wiping away some tears.
Welp, looks like I went too far again. Especially when I brought up being social and actually having friends, something she really doesn't have anymore...or at least never had in the first place…
Aaaaaah! Now I have to say nice things so Monika doesn't hang me for bullying the Bitch….
"Sorry, Didn't mean to go that far. It's a bad habit of mine to say a bit too much and be an asshole…" I said as I apologised.
Btich rubbed her eyes as she continued wiping away some of her tears away, "Yeah, I noticed." she said in a low tone.
"..but, it feels a bit genuine though…" she added on.
"Genuine?" I asked confused at her comment.
"Yeah. Compared to most people who put up a face whenever they talked to me, you just say what's in your mind and talk without realising it. It's strange that I feel a bit comfortable when you talk to me like that." She said as she chuckled a bit at her own words.
"What are you really a masochist or something? How can someone feel comfortable with me insulting them…" I joked.
"Oh shut up…" Bitch said as she elbowed my ribs.
We walked the rest of the way in silence as we sort of? Maybe? Probably patched things up into neutral territory, I don't know.
I mean I can't say she's my friend at all, but I guess she isn't so much of a Bitch after all.
We finally got back to the Classroom and the very moment we got back Pink-chan drug Btich away from me and took her to one of the far corners in the classroom.
"Rika! Are you okay? Did that lecherous pervert do anything weird to you while you were by yourself?" Pink-chan said as she 'Protected' Bitch.
"Natsuki it's not nice to assume such things about Jun. He may be a piece of work handle but he isn't that bad." Monika said defending but also insulting me in the process.
"Oh boy, I feel so loved." I said sarcastically as I placed the flyers on one of the desks Monika was sitting on.
Monika took one of the flyers and looked it over, "You know this just might be able to bring in some new members. I have high hopes!" She said happily.
Your hopes are too damn high…
Monika soon told us gather round (the campfire- ok I'll let that meme die…) as she told us what we were gonna do tomorrow after school.
"Ok, we got the flyers now. Since we have about 60 or so of them, we each will take 10 and spread throughout the school to pass them out. If we have any extras from tomorrow then we'll print out a couple more and post them throughout some of the halls." Monika explained to us.
"It may be better if we work in pairs to do this since not only is the school isn't that big to begin with, but it's always reassuring to have someone pass out flyers with you. First off we'll have two people in the front gate, anyone want to volunteer to the massive hoard of people wanting to go home?" Monika asked to us.
So far no one seemed to raise their hands since we all know that the stampede known as the going home group is fucking massive.
Monika sighed as she spoke once again, "Alright well, I guess I'm gonna have to choose Jun and Sayori to handle the front gate."
Me and Sayori agreed to the job. We may lose our lives and/or sanity trying get by the crowd, but it will not be worth it at all in the end.
"Alright, next up is the Library, Since Yuri is a frequent visitor there and knows most of the people there it should be a bit easier for her, but I'll make sure to go with her just in case." Monika continued
"Hey Monika, I hope you don't mind me asking but why don't you let her go by herself? I mean it'll be perfect opportunity to let her come out of shell and talk to people at her own pace." Sayori brought up as she interrupted Monika.
"In hindsight, it does seem like a good idea, but I want to be there just in case. I don't doubt Yuri's ability to communicate normally, but something unexpected might come up and I don't want to leave her out to dry." Monika explained.
"Lastly is Natsuki and Rika; You guys are the most sociable out of all of us, you guys are in charge of going from classroom to classroom to the people who haven't gone home yet and handing them these flyers. It doesn't hurt to persuade them if you want." Monika said she finished her plan.
"Any Questions?" She asked, no one here seems confused. All is good in the hood.
"Great," she said, "You guys can leave early if you want. I gotta go and get your guys' passes to leave homeroom early. Make sure to meet up with me in the morning, if you can't make it then meet up with me during lunch. Alright? Good, Club dismissed." Monika said finishing off with those words.
Me and Sayori were the first to leave the clubroom as Yuri followed after us. Pink-chan and Bitch stayed in the clubroom though, not sure why since there isn't much of a point to do so.
As we walked in the hallways, Sayori decided to bring up Bitch, "Do you think it was wrong of me to bring Rika into the clubroom without telling you guys?" She asked.
"Well if it was any other normie I probably wouldn't care, but the Fact that it was her made it….a little shocking to say the least." I said, "But she isn't a bad person at heart though. I think you made a good decision."
"Yeah, it's just the people she was around that made her like that. We're different though, we can make her into a good person over time." Sayori said positively.
"Well not so much me, but the four of you, yeah I'd say so." I said as we finally got to our shoe lockers.
While I was too busy getting my shoes from the locker, Sayori put her hand on my head and started to rub it as if I was some kind of pet, "I keep telling you, you're not so bad of a person you make yourself to be. Gives yourself a little credit you know." She said in a reassuring tone.
She somehow managed to snap herself out of her trance as she pulled her hand away and blushed a bit, "S-sorry for that. I know it's a bit weird for me to do that since you're much taller than me…" Sayori apologised.
It was my turn to pet the cinnamon-roll as she felt awkward, "Don't worry too much about it you know, besides, as the taller person, it's my job to do this instead." I said as I ruffled Sayori's hair.
Sayori got a bit mad as she removed my hand from her hair, "Stawp, you're messing up my hair...!" She said as she neaten up her hair and little red bow.
"You know," I spoke up, "You've been wearing that red bow on your head for a year straight now. Don't you think it's time to go for another color?" I said.
If I remember right, I'm pretty sure I got that red bow for Sayori back when she got discharged from the hospital after the incident with her depression.
I tried tying it up in a ponytail just to mess with her since she hates that hair style, but she's worn it with her short hair for a while now.
Sayori looked deep in thought for awhile before replying with a simple, 'No.'
Why you ask?
"Isn't it obvious? You got me this when I got home from the hospital. It's a sign of our friendship." Sayori said all sedimentally.
Right, because our 14-15 years of friendship doesn't mean anything if the Bow isn't there…
"...just kidding!" Sayori said as she started to walk home with me.
I really don't know what she thinks about most of the time but something tells me that her Bow might mean a bit more than friendship, I've seen enough manga and anime to know where this might head….
...but then again I could be talking straight out of my ass so…
...yeah….
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This chapter may seem a bit short and I apologise for that, as of right now (the moment I'm typing this) I'm sort of trying to multitask of finishing this chapter while trying to start another one that I have to finish by next Sunday.
As of 2019, I guess we can all confirm that July is a month that...uh...we..probably should never bring up…
Too much has happened and I don't want to bring people's moods down by bringing up all the horrible events that happened.
With that, I'll just get right into the Reviews/Responses.
DavidGoyena:
No, you're breathtak-oh wait wrong response.
I just want to say thanks for reading this story, don't worry if english isn't your primary language, so far you're english is pretty good and is perfectly normal.
So far Bitch is a character I didn't think I would've added in to begin with since I wanted her to stay as a side character with her fake friends, but I guess I've somehow managed to make something good out of it, so I guess that's good?
Yeah, I do sort of like the realistic writing I'm doing with this story and with the other one I'm working on since going full anime MC gets pretty boring and restricting.
Hanz Gewher:
Haha, I know that meme!
top kek.
LunaAndMe:
I'm not a n00b good sir, Let me correct you.
We prefer the term Degenerate!
I hold no qualms for neither Reddit nor 4Chan, but I do frequent reddit more than 4chan.
Ok but Listen here, I may be an edgy meme lord, but I'm not that much of an edgy meme lord to join 8chan.
Aside from that, I cannot understand WW2 loser since my 'Murica is too overpowering.
Besides the point, when someone has no standards anymore you'd think that it'd also apply to his sense of humor and attitude, right?
That is what makes Jun, Jun.