Disclaimer: I do not own Cautious Hero: The Hero Is Overpowered but Overly Cautious.
Seiya and Ristarte are walking down the road when they come to a town. As usual, the two immediately head to the nearest shop to buy supplies.
"My, my what a lovely couple, we're having a sale today on items for couples."
"In that case, I'll take 100 packages of condoms," Seiya says.
Ristarte immediately starts blushing, "Why the hell are you buying so many condoms, what are you a sex fiend?"
"Stupid girl, one must be prepared for every situation, if we run out of condoms, it'll be troublesome for us."
"Wha-wha-what do you mean?" Ristarte says while blushing.
"You never know what the situation might call for. It's always best to be prepared. These condoms could be used for any number of things."
"Any use in particular?" Ristarte says with a coy look.
" …Water storage."
Ristarte starts crying.