Meownic went to the beach. It was beach. There was a person. It was a king. It was a Dedede. It was... a king dedede.
"You again?" said Meownic, before getting hit with a hammer. "Dededie", said the king. "NO", said Meownic, throwing a spring at Dedede and then spindashing him. Aaaaaahhhhhh. Dedede was being defeated when suddenly he wasn't. Then he was. "DEDEDIE, he said" said Meownic, who was currently dededying.
But then Dedede got a bigger hammer and used it to send Meownic flying away. "Dededie", said Dedede, before floating away. Meanwhile, Meownic sunk into the ocean.
Meownic washed up on the shore of an island. There was a Yoshi at the shore. "Hi" said Yoshi. "hi" said Meownic. "here is an abandoned house go live there", said Yoshi. Inside the house is another house. Meownic likes the house, but she leaves to go thank Yoshi. "I'm so happy you're enjoying the house", said Yoshi. "Feel free to stay as long as y-", they continued before being crushed by a fire hydrant.
"OMG", Meownic said out loud. Then Pac-Man appeared. "I wanted apples but the store was closed and I wanted to get apples here but Yoshi didn't like me stealing the apples so I had to kill him and now I'll go eat apples." said pacman. Meownic then threw Pac-Man off a cliff and dropped a fire hydrant on him before going to play some more random matches so I can figure out what the next chapter will be.