Meownic was having a nap in her house at Yoshi's Island. Fox was there reading a book about Melee that he wrote where his self-insert was the main character. Meownic woke up, realized that Fox was reading his own glorified fanfiction, and instanty ripped the book into shreds, threw the pieces at Fox, and ran out of the building.
Suddenly, a Yoshi appeared wearing a fancy outfit and riding in a limousine. Several other Yoshi followed. "We are the Yoshi mafia.", said the leader. "We saw the Mafia City bandwagon and hopped on to try to make some money. Now join us or die."
Fox showed up and instantly joined them, climbing on a Yoshi's back and pulling out his laser gun. "Prepare to die.", he said, pointing it at Meownic. Meownic responded by pulling out her own gun. She then tried to shoot Fox, but accidentally hit the Yoshi instead.
they died
The Yoshi got depression and ran for their lives, with Fox following. Meownic ran and got in a car and drove halfway up Mount Everest before falling in a hole. Inside the hole there was a shadow moving around. Meownic approached it only to find that it was Lucario trying to look mysterious by making painting themself like a shadow.
"hi meownic", Lucario said. "Hi there Lucario" said meownic. "IVE BEEN STUCK HERE FOR AGES" screamed Lucario quietly. Meownic ran out of the hole, and Lucario teleported away somehow despite being stuck there.
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