As Meownic got up from the wreckage of the plane, she saw a mysterious figure that looks like Falco. She went up to it only to find that it was actually Sgt. Bird all along. Meownic turned around and remembered that Falco wasn't her teammate and it was Sgt. Bird and that I just forgot my own plot. Meownic attacked Falco, who ran away.
"Greetings, Meownic." said Sgt. Bird, looking professional. "We need to defeat Harambe, but since all your friends are stupid, I see you haven't made much progress. Shall I assist?" they said formally. "Yes" said Meownic. They left to go fight Olimar because Olimar is evil and is trying to make bird birds go extinct which is very not nice.
Olimar was at the Garden of Hope where no hope existed. Meownic, realizing that he was literally the size of an ant, picked him up and flicked him away. Sgt. Bird was impressed and decided that they should steal his life savings, and Meownic agreed, so they did that. Suddenly, Ryu appeared, trying to fight everyone he saw. He approached Meownic and declared that they were now mortal enemies before initiating a battle against her.
Meownic quickly started off by using a Hadouken like all cats do before running up to Ryu, who quickly did the spinny thing that they do. Meownic took a lot of damage, but kept fighting, rushing up and using a Shoryuken on him. Ryu was gravely injured, but got Final Smash. He accidentally used the far-away variant, however, and he was then quickly getting killed again. Ryu was forced to run for his life.
Meownic won and was declared the champion of all fighting ever IRL. Ryu lost his job and became homeless, living off of the money collected due to the bank's terrible security. Meownic was perfectly fine with the fact that she just ruined somebody's life.
Suddenly, the Yoshis appeared. They all had a ton of eggs. All the eggs were thrown at Meownic, but actually hit Fox instead. Fox was unaffected and ran up to Meownic before using his shine. However, it did absolutely nothing. "You're not playing Melee anymore.", said Meownic, before spin-dashing Fox away. Sgt. Bird came in for the final hit, sending Fox straight for the center of the earth. The Final Fantasy VII victory theme played in the background.