Meownic and Sgt. Bird were celebrating the fact that they just murdered Fox when suddenly Thanos appeared. "I am going to snap and smash 4 and ultimate will be delet" he said in comic sans font. He snapped his fingers and something very bad happened. Suddenly everyone was in the medieval times and the graphics looked very edgy. "This is Super Smash Brothers Brawl for the Nintendo Wii" said Thanos, before teleporting away with his epic gamer powers.
Meownic suddenly noticed that Sgt Bird was gone. Before she knew what was happening, a car appeared out of thin air. Meownic got in and drove to a nearby castle. A sign was placed next to the fortress which talked about the unimaginable horrors and terrible stuff that lied within or something like that she didn't care she just wanted to go inside for no paticular reason
Meownic went inside and witnessed a truly horrifying sight. Everyone within the castle was a Meta Knight main. Meownic ran away as fast as possible and soon ended up at another fortress. She quickly rushed inside and found herself in a giant pit of lava. She was going to die but then suddenly a mysterious armored pidgeon appeared and saved her life.
Soon Meownic found herself in a mysterious room. "This is my throne room" said the pidgeon. "I am Emperor Pidgeon, Emperor of the Pidgeons. Us pidgeons fight every day to defeat the Meta Knights. However, we are not strong enough alone. Can you help?", he continued. "no", said Meownic.
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