Disclaimer: Naruto is property of Masashi Kishimoto and Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is property of Hirohiko Araki I don't own either manga in anyway so please don't sue me.
Chapter 2: The Gods' Plan
10 years passed since Madara's death and ripped apart was starting to wear on him. The pain from the creature ripping him apart was unbelievable and the venom from the Tiger snake that the creature was given would splash into his eyes and cause him to scream in pain.
"This is getting old 10 years of this crap, but it feels longer, Kami, Yami and Shinigami weren't kidding when they said I would suffer." Madara thinks to himself
"Well Madara learned your lesson?" Hashirama asks in a sing song sort of way as he was sitting next to his old friend reading a book.
"Hashirama." Madara spits "Shut up!"
"Why do you have to be soo mean Madara-kun." Hashirama says while sulking in the corner.
"Glad to see you're up Madara." said CJ as he exited his vortex
"Go to hell." Madara groans
"And now I'm back " he countered humorously "Do you want a different punishment maybe something worse cause you seem to be getting used to this one."
"How could my punishment be worse?" Madara asks
"I could add pools of Lava that was surround you and have the lava splash and hit you in the face if I wanted to." Madara's eyes shrink in fear
"Never mind." He says hastily
"That's what I thought."
"Why are you here Shinigami-sama?" Hashirama asks in his usual upbeat tone
"Well Kami and Yami told me to get the two of you as something has come up that you're both needed for." Then the Shinigami grabs Madara and Hashirama by the armor and drags them off. Once again Madara and Hashirama find themselves in the court of the Gods.
"Madara Uchiha." Kami starts off. "Your actions have set off a chain of events that can't be stopped."
"Looks like my project 'Tsuki no Me.' is going just as planned." Madara smiles
"Enough!" Shinigami roars.
"Your soul is still covered in evil and as such your punishment stands." Yami says
"A few minutes ago the Kyūbi Jinchūriki, Kushina Uzumaki gave birth to her son, this weakened her seal. Your old friend, Obito Uchiha intervened during the birth and ripped the Kyūbi from its seal. Minato is about to use the Shiki Fūjin to stop it, I am going to give the boy your powers, from you Hashirama I grant him mokuton and your incredible healing prowess, from you Madara I give him your Eternal Mangekyo and add a few powers to the list and the energy of Indra Ōtsutsuki's chakra, any questions?"
"Yea, why are you doing this?" Madara asks
"Naruto is the child of prophecy, he requires your power as we awaken his rinnegan and walk him towards his destiny to save this world from destruction." Then the Shinigami's head jerks back. "I have been summoned the last hand sign is complete." The Shinigami grabs the combined spirit chain and drags their power out of them then vanishes. Then he reappears behind Minato, and Minato's soul binds to the front of the Shinigami's chest. Minato turns around to see a familiar face.
"CJ why are you here I thought this jutsu summoned the Shinigami?"
"I am the Shinigami now Minato, now you wanted a seal you've got one."
"I am only sealing the Yin chakra inside myself the yang I will use the Hakke fuin to lock it away in Naruto so could you give me enough time to do that."
"Yea, I will also give time for a last goodbye."
"Alright." Minato punches his fist into his hand. "SEAL!" then the Shinigami places his hand inside of Minato's soul and shoots it at the fox.
"Damn it now this is bad if that hand connects I am as good as sealed." Kurama thinks in desperation, but as he finishes this thought the hand connects and rips away the Yin chakra and pulls it away toward Minato.
"The seal is set." Minato says. When the chakra enters Minato. "Damn the chakra is so heavy." When the chakra is ripped from the Kyūbi it shrinks in size.
"The Kyubi shrunk." An Anbu notes with Sarutobi and a few others.
"No shit I shrunk I just lost my Yin chakra." Kurama thinks. "But what does the Yondaime intend to do with my Yang?" Just then Naruto starts crying
"Did I wake you little one?" Kushina asks to Naruto quietly
"I WON'T BE SEALED!" Kurama roars launching his claw towards the small baby.
"Naruto!" Kushina and Minato yell and jump in front of Kurama's claw stop short of Naruto. Blood drips onto Naruto's stomach
"You fool Kushina I am dead anyway you're supposed to stay alive and raise him."
"None of this would have happened if you had let me take the Kyubi with me to death."
"This is no time to argue!" CJ roars. (A/N: I will be referring to the Shinigami as CJ from now because it's annoying otherwise.)
"Sorry CJ." Kushina and Minato say,
"Say your goodbyes my old friends."
"Naruto, as your father I have to say only this, become strong, make lots of friends and finally always believe in yourself." Minato starts crying "I am so sorry I can't be here for you."
"Naruto as your mother I want you to eat right, lots of vegetables, make lots of friends, and find someone who will love you for you. Watch out for the three shinobi taboos, money, women and alcohol and if you see a man named Jiraiya kick him in the balls for me because he spied on us during our honeymoon."
"You know if I had not heard that I would feel sorry old Jiraiya." CJ adds
"Naruto be safe." Kushina adds
"I can seal the last of our chakra with Naruto so we can see him as a grown up man." Minato says
"Ok Minato." Kushina says tears in her eyes
"Hakke Fūin." Then the Yang chakra of the Kyūbi is sealed into Naruto.
"Now for Madara and Hashirama's power." CJ thinks dragging their chakra and placing them into the seal. "I wish you luck in your life Naruto." Then he starts consuming Minato's souls as per the contract. Just then Kami and Yami appear next to CJ
"Kushina Uzumaki your life was a pure one as such it is with great joy that I open heaven's gates for you." Kami says. Then a set of pearly gates open up. "Welcome Kushina to your paradise." Kushina looks sadly at Kami and Yami
"Without Minato-kun, even heaven will be miserable."
"If you want I can bring you with Minato into my belly so you can be together." CJ adds. "That is if my Nee-chan will let me."
"The realm of the dead is your jurisdiction CJ Nii-san if you want you can only take the Yin of Minato as payment and the Yang will accompany Kushina into heaven. Your contract will still be fulfilled and Kushina and Minato can live in heaven."
"I never thought of that." CJ, Kami and Yami then turn to Minato "Minato Namikaze your yin soul will be grabbed as payment for your contract, you yang will accompany your wife to heaven's gate. Do you accept this condition?"
"I do CJ-sama." Minato says. Then CJ grabs his scythe from his back and slashes Minato separating the Yin from Yang.
"Rest in peace Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki, my old friends." Then CJ takes Minato's Yin chakra soul as payment the yang accompanies his wife to heaven.
"So our plan goes into effect." Yami says looking at Naruto sadly.
"Yes but at what cost?" Kami asks
"I would raise the boy myself but I am unable as laws forbid gods from raising children without a direct relation to the child." CJ says looking at his friend's child.
"Then the savior of this world is born. For the hardships this boy will suffer in life we should grant him a gift from each of us." Yami says looking at his siblings.
"I agree." Kami walks forward and pulls out a suit of armor of Red, Black and a cloak of white, the armor shrinks down to Naruto's size and binds to his skin.
"From Yami you get the power to manipulate, sense, and remove the darkness in someone's heart." Yami places his hand on Naruto's forehead and a dark chakra seeps into Naruto.
"Last but not least from Shinigami you get the power of…." CJ trails off then starts rubbing his head, he turns to his siblings. "What should I give him?"
"YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T ALREADY DECIDE!" Yami yells at his brother.
"Shut up!" CJ barks, then he snaps his fingers a glow on his face "Oh I know the power the stand, Za Warudo." CJ placed his hand on Naruto's head and a small white orb entered Naruto who squirmed a bit but then went still.
"Not bad Nii-san." Kami says nodding in approval. "Now we should leave, Naruto will have a tough life ahead of him." Kami turns to her brothers they nod and disappear. Sarutobi walks over to Naruto with two Anbu and several villagers.
"Poor Naruto, to lose both your parents in one day and to become a jinchūriki on the same day." Sarutobi looks down at Naruto then notices the armor and bandages. Sarutobi picks up Naruto in his arms and walks towards the council room.
(Naruto's subconscious.)
Kurama was in his cage growling in fury at the current state he was in, suddenly a bright light filled the room and when it cleared a figure appeared he was tall and has a very muscular build. It wears a headpiece covering its face to below the place of its nose, slanting at a steep angle from the base of its forehead to a peak situated above the rear of its head by about half its height, leaving the face of an inverted triangle visible to the front; somewhat similar to the Red Crown of Lower Egypt. It wears small, simple twin diving cylinders on its back, connecting via short, twin ridged cables to the rear of its mask; perhaps secured by thick, ridged or puffered straps running from the rear of its waist over both its shoulders to its front. The back of both its hands bear the shape of a simple clock face. Its chin, the base of its abdomen, its crotch and its knees are topped by heart shapes. Plates on its shins, its footwear bears curved, sharply pointed toes.
"Who are you?" Kurama asked the figure regarded Kurama then turned away, Kurama slammed his claws against the cage "I ASKED YOU WHO YOU WERE!"
"He won't responded, he doesn't talk." A voice said and Kurama looked and saw CJ leaning against the wall his arms crossed and then he laughed "The great Kurama reduced to a mere zoo animal." Kurama growled but knew better to disrespect the Lord of Death.
"Shinigami-sama, you stole my Yin and now you have appeared why?" Kurama asked slightly nervous.
"I'm here to deliver a message to you from Kami nee-chan. 'Kurama-kun please help raise Naruto as a favor to me. If you don't then you will be blue balled for the next 400 years.' That's the message." CJ looked at his watch. "Well time's ticking and I've got souls to judge so if you're a good fox I might give you your Yin Chakra back." CJ vanished and Kurama thought about it and decided to help out the kid.
(Real world)
"WE SHOULD KILL THE DEMON!" a man on the civilian council roars to mass approval
"No, we should raise him as the perfect weapon." Danzo says
"To do so would spit on the wishes of the Yondaime Hokage!" Hiashi Hyūga stands up Byakugan ablaze.
"Lord Hyūga is right we can't spit on the wishes of the Yondaime." Tsume stands up "The Inuzuka clan stands behind Naruto."
"The Hyūga stand behind Naruto." Hiashi looks over at Tsume.
"This is such a drag but the Nara stand behind Naruto too." Shikaku stands up.
"The Yamanaka stand behind Naruto." Inoichi stands up.
"The Akimichi stand behind Naruto." Chōza stands up.
"The Aburame stand behind Naruto." Shibi stands up.
"The Sarutobi stand behind Naruto." Sarutobi says. "As does the Hokage."
"The Uchiha remain neutral but vote that the boy should live." Fugaku said
"THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!" Mebuki roars at the clan heads.
"Call it what you want civilian but Naruto is a hero and deserves to be treated as such." Mebuki grumbles incoherently. "Also I am making mentioning the Kyūbi sealed inside of Naruto an S-rank secret telling the younger generation or anyone who doesn't already know will be executed. This meeting is adjourned."