Meownic began to consider this opportunity. After all, she would be very useful to the pidgeons, as she was much more powerful than the lower life-forms surrounding her. However, she decided to not do the thing. "i am going to become a duck" said Meownic with great intelligence. Emperor pidgeon didn'ot lik e this. "YOU ARE GOING TO B EDDDDDDDDElEted\" he said without pressing the backspace key. Meownic got in her car that magically appeared and drove away. But she was low on gas. And she did not know the directions to the nearest gas station. "This is why I have an electric car" she said to her Uber driver, who was in the back seat.
A Meta Knight soon appeared and was run over by a pidgeon inside of a helicopter. "You aren't'a'duc'k" Said Meownic To The Pidgeon, Who Was Inside Of A Helicopter And Just Ran Over A Meta Knight Which Appeared Soon After Meownic Said The Sentence "This Is Why I Have An Electric Car" To Her Uber Driver Who Was In The Back Seat. Meownic then jumped into a lake and began her tranfsfomramratioan into a duck. Howevers, Sgt. Bird stopped her at the last second.
"No one is tranfsfomraming on my watch!" he said with a hint of boredom. Meowonic still wanted to be a duck, but Sgt Bird did not like that. "If you tranfsfomram, it will be permanent. Why do you want to be a duck." they said. "Because I need to be purple so I can sneak into Thanos's house." Meownic questioned. "But you already are purple" "oh"
Meownic was soon trespassing on Thanos's home. "We are going to become the victory royale" Meownic said without sadness. "Wait, we completely forgot about the metal knights" whisperd Sgt. Pink Falco. They were then ambushed by two Meta Knights, named Galaxy Knight and Dim Knight. "I am going to turn you two into dead." said Galaxia Knight. "Reduce lighting" is what Dim Knight will say. Meownic began to spam Homing Attack, and quickly the knights were leaving and complaining. Galactic Knight was especially mad, due to having the trophy for best person who uses a sword in the neighbourhood.
Meownic broke Thanos roof and went inside of the house. Sgt. Bird followed, shooting projectiles at everything they didno't like. "This house is problematic. I see nothing good inside. We must complete our mission quickly, or I will have to look at this house more." the Bird said, mad at people. Thanos teleported in front of them at this moment, very angry. "HOW DARE?" he says. "IF THIS CONTINUES, I WILL SNAP my fingers.". "Do it, coward" said Meownic. Thanos snapped his fingers and 50% of the population was erased. He began to snap again, but Sgt. Bird attackedf at the pirfect time, reducing Thanos to steam. However, he still performed one ninth of a second snap, which erased an extra 5.55555555555556% of the general populace.
Meownic soon discovered that everyone she disliked was still alive by looking up who was snapped on Wikipedia. Disappointed, she picked up the Infinity Gauntlet, put it in her pocket, and left. Sgt. Bird realized that they still needed to travel back to present time, and got a map of the area. They would have to enter the Meta Knight Castle to travel to the future. To make it even worse, the largest threat to the Meta Knights, the Ice of Climbers, had been snapped. Meownic and Sgt. Bird would need to use their maximum power to escape, but they had weapons and the ability to spam neutral special. They were ready for anything.