Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Ben 10 belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 598
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #2.5
By: Sakura Lisel
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To The Upstarts of the British Ministry of Magic,
You people have some absolute nerve. First you have the nerve to send multiple letters to my husband demanding that he not only divorce me and return to your society to marry someone you picked for him in a law, but you have the utter nerve to send your aurors here alongside his potential bride to pick him up after his repeated refusals to return and repeated warnings of what will happen if you ignored us?
Well you blowhards in the ministry can now reap what you sow. Your aurors and Harry's would be bride are lucky I was in a good mood when they showed up on our doorstep making their absurd demands, or else I would have gone through with my threat of sending them back to you in body bags. Instead I hope you like the little talking totems I made of each of them that I sent back to you, and take good care of them and make sure nothing bad happens to them. The spell should wear off in three months or so and return them to their true forms.
I am currently pregnant with twins, and trust me when I say that all you are so lucky that I am under strict, and currently enforced, bed rest by both Harry and our healers because of my pregnancy so no doing any of my usual stress relieving magic attacks, or else I would be over there kicking all of your asses into the next millennium for even thinking you can take my husband away from me, or that I'll let you are sadly mistaken. He's mine, and mine alone and I don't share with anybody for anyone for any reason.
As for the potential bride, please inform her family not to expect her to return home to England any time soon. Little Ms. Galatea Malfoy shall be staying here as an indentured maid servant of my family for the next three months as punishment for her snarky rude attitude, as the bitch had the nerve to try and seduce my husband in my presence as soon as she saw him, while insulting my family and myself. As punishment for her crimes, she will serve as a maid doing everything around the house for the next three months until she can learn to keep a civil tongue in her head, and if she can't I'll just remove it for her.
I dare you idiots in the ministry to just try and continue on this venue involving my husband and our current marriage to each other, and I assure you that you will not like the end result if you continue in this farce.
Sincerely Yours,
Hope 'Charmcaster' Potter nee Spellbinder
Author's Notes: A lot of people guessed correctly on who Hope C. Spellbinder was, so inspiration hit when I was trying to decide on what character would write the next letter, and decided to have Harry's wife do one too. lol This letter is supposed to happen a few weeks after Harry's letter was sent out.