Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Ben 10 belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 702

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #4: Letter From the Past
By: Sakura Lisel
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August 28, 1982,

Dear Ministry of Magic,

First of all, who the bloody hell do you people think you are? Thanks to the war with Voldemort, I bloody left England entirely as soon as I graduated from Hogwarts four years ago, because it is becoming far too dangerous for Muggleborns to live there anymore so I took the first chance I could get and left England as soon as I could.

You people have the unmitigated gall of sending me a letter telling me that I am required to return to England to take part in a bloody marriage law made over there, where I have to marry someone the ministry picked out for me? Well I say screw that.

I have settled down right where I am, and have no intention of dropping everything I've built up for myself here in America to go back to England to get married. As far as I am concerned I am under no such obligation to go back to that hellhole you people call a magical society and force myself to become the broodmare of some wizard I don't want to be with.

Plus even if I did return, are you people crazy or what?! Who in their right mind possibly thought that James Bloody Potter would be the 'perfect match' for me?! I wouldn't touch the git with a thousand foot pole, let alone allow myself be forced into marriage to that thing you people call an 'upstanding wizard'.

I couldn't stand the prick back in school, and have repeatedly refused all of his unwanted advances on my person, and I refuse to subject myself to HIM of all people because of some stupid law.

He is not my type. He will never be my type in a billion years, and I refuse to allow complete strangers to try and tell me otherwise.

Besides, now that I've finished my rant, and before you gits get all high and mighty about me showing 'disrespect' for your all mighty marriage law and try and send aurors after me to either force me to comply or arrest me, let me tell you something. I am not eligible for your stupid law to begin with, so you can't punish me for not taking part in it.

Your bloody law specifically says that all ELIGIBLE and AVAILABLE witches and wizards have to take part in the law. Well guess what dumbasses? I not only am NOT eligible to take part in the law, but I'm also NOT available either, and I don't have any intention of freeing myself up to take part in this stupid law.

I am currently ALREADY married, and have been so since about three years ago, and I am currently pregnant with my second born child. I have no intention of leaving my current husband or my children to go be married off to a dunderheaded git like James Potter. You will just have to find him some other bride to marry because I will never be available to be with him, no matter what any of you may have to say on the matter.

Do not contact me again about this ludicrous marriage law, and if I see any aurors on my property trying to take me in, I swear that I will hex all of them into the next millennium, that is if my husband doesn't get to them first.

Sincerely Yours,
Lily Maria Tennyson nee Evans


Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was created by me in a fit of inspiration. lol Yes its's another rejection letter, that's also a crossover with Ben 10. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol