Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because Harry Potter belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 224

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #6
Submitted By: Moana Jay
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Ministry,

I must say this is one of your more fantastical ideas. It also seems that you are not getting a good response, both in my father's magazine and in the real world. I almost pity you for it seems the Ministry has a large Nargle infestation. If you want to get rid of them I suggest getting rid of mistletoe and using Butterbeer corks.

However, I must ask why you would think me and Draco would be a good match, the letter was quite discerning in fact. Rather as if you forgotten my position in the war. Also, Draco and I are both pale and blonde our genetics together will surely be a disaster.

I would hope that the Nargles will either clear out soon, so you will be able to make intelligent choices, such as disbanding this law before you lose every single potential wizard to the MACUSA and other international magical communities. It would be a shame if a new dark lord was to uprise because of the ridiculous laws and prejudice enforced on young children. Because then you will have no chosen one to protect you, well one that will want to protect you.

I might say they might even win! Which actually might be good because then the marriage law will be gone! I could see my darling friends again!

Now I will not be leaving the country because I must help dad keep up with the Quibbler, however, if I see a single Auror over for any reason related to this law, well I have recently grown to breed Flooberworms and Heliopaths!

They also seem to like pants for some reason although I surely don't know why.

Luna Lovegood
Co-author of The Quibbler, and officially licensed magical breeder.

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Moana Jay. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol