Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Tokyo Ghoul belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 538

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #8
Submitted By: Lunarwolf11021
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Dear Ministry of Idiots,

First of all, why in the name of magic did you contact me of all people? Last I checked, you were happy enough to throw me out of the country for being a 'creature'. I actually fondly remember that day as it help free me of the shackles you've placed on the witches and wizards of your country.

Secondly, I am thoroughly offended that you actually think I'd be stupid or desperate enough to return to England. I am quite content with my life in Japan, thank you very much. I would prefer it if you didn't attempt to contact me again. If you do, I will make no promises that your messenger will be left unscathed. And it won't be me that does it, I'm done dealing with you people and have no intention of doing anything that can cause a war. My partner on the other hand will happily come to England and destroy the Ministry. And the main reason won't be because of me, he just loves causing chaos and turning the world on it's ear.

Thirdly, I am taken and have no intention of becoming Draco or Ronald Weasley's wife. While I don't mind the guy, I have no intention of ever becoming intimate in anyway with him. Not to mention, Uta would probably kill Draco for even thinking about it. I barely managed to keep Uta from going all the way to England and killing Draco when he learned that Malfoy had a crush on me. As for Weasley, you are bat shit insane if you think I'd touch that troll brained idiot with a ten foot pole even if I was starving. I'd rather eat garbage or marry Draco, no offense, Blondie. I will not marry either of them.

As it currently stands, Uta is about ready to go to England to kill you all. I'm heavily tempted to let him go if only for shits and giggles. Oh, the vision of magical England burning to the ground with all you pureblood bastards running around like chickens with your heads cut off is way too amusing for your safety. If you try anything, I will happily let him loose and join him if only to take out the idiots that seriously pissed me off.

Hope you bastards burn in hell or get eaten by ghouls,
Aria Harriet Potter, the so-called 'Girl-Who-Lived'.

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Lunarwolf11021. Go check out their story 'The Ghoul and the Witch' to see Aria Potter and Uta's adventures. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol