Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and One Piece belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 688

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #11
Written By: Sakura Lisel
Requested By: death goddess Lena
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Dear Ministry of Magic and the bumbler known as Albus Dumbledore,

I do not know who you people are, or how you even found my darling Historia in order to send that ludicrous letter to her telling her that she has been 'selected' for some marriage law you losers concocted, but I am writing to tell you it will NEVER happen.

Your letters arrived in my bedroom via that red and gold phoenix who wouldn't go away until somebody took the letters. As I am writing these letters, my darling Historia is lying sound asleep next to me in our bed resting up after a hard night of partying and drinking, so I decided to open the letters to see what they contained and I am glad that I did.

Historia Ivy Potter is not available to take part in your law. She is happily married to me, and vice versa, and we have been married for the last year and a half. If you people find a way to our location, it will not end well for you if you come here wanting to take back Historia, because you will have to deal with myself and our crew before you will have a chance in hell of taking her away without a fight.

Cordially Yours,
Captain Zevran Shanks
Captain of The Redhair Pirates
Third Emperor of the New World

P.S. Hello, this is from Historia Ivy Shanks nee Potter. I just woke up in time to discover my darling husband writing this letter, and decided to add my own two knuts into it before we sent it back. First of all, I left you people and escaped to another world to get AWAY from your stupidity and nonsense and I refuse to put up with it anymore. I bet you just want me back because I cleaned out my families vaults when I left so you can't 'confiscate' them.

Even if I could go back, don't hold your breaths thinking that I will comply with this absurd law. I'm happily married and have no intention of leaving the man I love for some stuck up pureblood wizard, and I assure you that anyone who tries to force me won't like the consequences of what Zevran and I, along with our crew, will do to you people as a result.

Besides not only do I love my husband, but he is basically ROYALTY as well if you couldn't tell from Zevrans 'Emperor' title. Tell me what could my possible potential wizard husband even HOPE to give me that will replace being married to royalty if I chose to obey your stupid law? The answer is absolutely nothing, because I would be both crazy and extremely stupid to give either one up for some puny little pureblood wizard who has no hope in comparing to what I now have.

Lady Historia Ivy Shanks nee Potter
Co-Captain of the Redhair Pirates

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently requested to my review box by death goddess Lena who wanted a letter written by One Pieces Shanks who is married to a female Harry Potter. Thanks for the request. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol what do you think of Shanks first name? I don't think they ever gave him one in the series other than Shanks, so I gave him the Zevran name.