Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Avengers belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 430

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #14
Submitted By: Archangel N. Bloodraven
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Dear Ministry of MORONS:

I truly cannot understand how many times you expect me to save you from disasters of your own making. To put this in small terms you can understand?

I. Am. Happily. Married. I have a husband and wife, both of whom I had to distract from their intended response to this foolishness.

My husband Loki hates his heritage, but was fully prepared to embrace his Jotun side to neutralize this threat by any means necessary. Which for him would be sneaking into Asgard, stealing the Casket of Ancient Winters and freezing the ministry and everyone in it solid. Do you have any idea how hard it is debate someone called Silvertongue? He very nearly convinced me to let him do it by arguing that the good people are equally wrong for letting this legal abomination stand.

My wife Hecate was truly livid at the followup that claimed this law was magically binding. The only reason she hasn't started stripping idiots of her gift was because I managed to remind her that this law tangles the innocent and guilty together and she is meant to be neutral. She can't take your magic just because she wants to. However if you continue to push the envelope she will stop caring or worse conspire with our husband, the Silvertongue.

Voldemort. Loki. Hecate. Three strikes. Come after me again and not only will I refuse to save you fools, I swear on my magic that my family will completely wipe magical Britain off the map.

Me. Loki. Hecate. Fenrir. Jormunger. Hel. Sleipnir. Uncle Thor. Lady Frigga. All of us.

Do not push me on this. You will NOT win.

Lady Magdalena Ivy Potter-Black-Pervell-Friggason
Girl-Who-Lived
Woman-Who-Won
Mistress of Death
Favored of Hecate
Princess of Asgard and Jotuheim

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Archangel N. Bloodraven. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol