Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Dragon Ball Z and Super belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 827

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #18: Android Husband
By: Sakura Lisel
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Dear LOSERS of the Ministry of Magic,

You people have a lot of nerve! I haven't been in the magical world in seven years, yet just because you came up with this ludicrous marriage law, you people stupidly thought that you can order ME to come back to that hell hole I left behind and let you chose my spouse for me? Well you can just forget that because it's never going to happen! Thanks to the war, there is nothing left for me over there that would possibly make me go back, and as long as that marriage law is going on over there, then I am definitely not coming back even now.

I could care less if you people are 'on the brink of extinction' or not and 'need' me to return to marry some wizard of your choice in order to 'help repopulate the magical world'. It's not my problem anymore since the day I left your backwater society as far as I am concerned.

I did my part the second I killed off Voldemort for you wimps, and I refuse to do anything more for the society that did nothing but make my life miserable for the first seven years I was living there, by treating me like a hero one second then treating me like a villain the next because I did something you guys don't like or approve of. All of you looked to me for help all the time, but where were you when I was the one who needed help? Yet after everything I did to save your sorry hides before I left, you 'expect' me to come back and give more to you by pimping out my body to some wizard I don't know? Well you can forget that.

I am already happily married to the man of my dreams for the last five years, and have no intention of leaving him because of this lame marriage law you came up with. Even if I was available to take part in this stupid law of yours, the answer will still be no. I don't want anything to do with the morons of the British Isles, and I refuse to become the broodmare of some stuck up pureblood. I don't owe you people anything at all anymore.

I washed my hands of you morons the second I left and took my godson Theodore Lupin (now Potter) with me along with all of my families vaults that belong to the Potter, Blacks, and Lupin. My husband and I are raising Teddy and our three other kids together where we are, and are quite happy with our way of life, as a Magical Zoologist.

I give you loser's one chance to leave me alone if you know what's good for you, or else you will face the consequences. You won't just have to face off with me, but my darling Lapis as well, because when the letters arrived with your 'request' that I come back and take part in your law, he wasn't that pleased. It took me three hours to calm him down, and talk him out of traveling all the way to England to destroy the ministry of magic.

Last warning. Keep pushing us, and I swear on my life and magic that we'll make what Voldemort and his Death Munchers did look like child's play, done by perfect little angels, and we won't hold back against anyone who messes with us and our family, and we'll finish what Voldemort didn't do.

Sincerely hope to never hear from you people again,
Lady Halinor Juniper Jinzoningen nee Potter

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was created by me in a fit of inspiration. lol Yes its's another rejection letter, that's also a crossover with Dragon Ball Z and Super. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol I gave Android 17 the name Lapis for his first name, and made his Android name his last name. For those of you who don't know it yet, Akira Toriyama himself that Lapis is Android 17's real name, while Lazuli is Android 18's name.